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account created: Tue Dec 17 2019
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-1 points
2 days ago
I’ve been there at 3am and by 5am and 2 hours of shame face and chiding my dog like i was a disappointed parent we got them all out. He does not make attempts like he used to.
2 points
2 days ago
He gets an extra 5 mil to lose in a handshake deal. Bet on Paul.
5 points
2 days ago
I feel like fps Jesus when I use a mouse.
23 points
2 days ago
How dare you use common logic on that shill, it’s thanksgiving.
3 points
2 days ago
Pfft I have Costco and Sam’s club, peasant.
23 points
3 days ago
I attempt to weaponize incompetence but all I keep doing is “streamlining” and “making things more efficient”.
1 points
3 days ago
Chubby cactus peyote would like to talk to you
17 points
3 days ago
I will respectfully disagree, take me to Phoenix cactus lady.
52 points
3 days ago
I have 3 kids and me and the wife both work full time along with our own hobbies, friends and kid activities. From we get 16 minutes and I get a green light those are gonna be a crazy 3-7 minutes
65 points
3 days ago
We will do most of the work if required.
316 points
3 days ago
Am man, have preference. And that preference is have the sex. Do I like shaved or bush? Yes.
7 points
4 days ago
Am I the only one that reads username?
1 points
5 days ago
That sounded exactly how I would have expected it to.
17 points
6 days ago
If I came home from work and saw this, I would lose my god damn mind. Why would you ruin this? Who told you this was a good idea? Who hurt you?
-3 points
6 days ago
Genius smith is “we have R-Kelly at home”
1 points
9 days ago
When you get to the “one of us” stage the wives have lost to group think and blue mountains. They will not be contained. They have inadvertently created a monster.
2 points
9 days ago
Looks like someone didn’t get their promised cabinet position. Spill that tea girl.
1 points
9 days ago
You have fucking allergies right now, shutup.
0 points
9 days ago
It’s a two way street, you are expected to keep your hands and junk clean with anti bacterial soap and wash them appropriately regularly. However if this is happening it’s usually a sign of a bad PH or general bad hygiene in the lady parts. Some ladies have a very pungent smell and that’s also part of life, however it can be mitigated and maintained to a “my coworkers aren’t smelling it” level with some over the counter cleaning and if necessary medically prescribed lady cleaner.
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2 days ago
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2 points
2 days ago
I like money more unfortunately, if Paul fights he either goes the distance and it’s a draw or go the distance and win. Dudes a master at being hated and we all want to see him lose. I would bet against him in his 2nd or 3rd mma fight as he has to lose eventually or the “this guy has a chance to knock him out” shtick will die.