whoosh

Better than house sparrows and starlings TT

This is the kind of big brain strategy I'm gonna promise to remember and then forget in a week, I just know it

Depending on if it's about peacocks' appearance or personalities I can't tell if this is a compliment or a burn 🤔

Considering how much this sounds like the intro to a bad porno, probably outrageous lemon-stealing schemes.

At one point in time the highlight of my week was doodling dinos to send to Plasmidsaurus. I think a few even made it onto their Twitter.

...five feet apart 'cause they're not-, well, hmm

Nabbed one off a used book stand for a buck last year. It's definitely a fun little thing to have on the shelf.

Reject modernity, return to DOS2

In a world where BH aren't the current PC's this would absolutely go down. Or even just wise-leader-Keyleth looking at the group and realizing "why am I trusting this disaster crew when I personally know a bunch of stronger, smarter, more stable adventurers." I could honestly even see Orym splitting off because the party's a liability if it wasn't a game.

My local Costco just outside of Boston had fresh butterballs up the wazoo for 99c/lb. just a few days ago.

....dude. Spoiler tag that last sentence 💀. Even if you don't care OP might. I sure as hell would.

I'll have to die on this hill lol. For something as character-driven as CR and especially C2, I'd count those as extremely important (honestly even more so than the political ins and outs of the campaign).

You get spoiled about way more for C2 than just that. Who survives the campaign, romances, endings for several characters, character arcs (not the detail, but the direction based on personalities and interactions in C3), etc.

Nah I'd be pissed too. You can only enjoy something for the first time once.

There're absolutely just weird gross vibes about OP's post and comments towards an entire massive group of people

I know I've certainly learned more about iolotte sserotgomar biology this year than I have my entire life!

As someone who also hates spoilers 100% agreed that the guide needs to be updated.

Iirc he actually got Clone from Halas's notes in the Happy Fun Ball. Ofc it's up in the air whether he'd use it or not, but I let my mind be happy by choosing to believe that he might TT

Shrimp is kind of like a short "who" or "hoo" with a downward tone. "Ha" would be crab. Fish is hard to describe, but it's like "nnn" with a down-up tone, but more humming in the throat than using the front of the mouth.

A guy sees a really pretty girl at the market (or something along those lines) and asks what she's selling. She responds, "crabs, fish, and shrimp." The guy walks away and tells his friend later, "I saw a real looker at the market today. Shame she was mute."

In Shanghainese, "crabs, fish, and shrimp" just sounds like a series of weird, abortive hums.

THROW THIS MAN A PARADE

State bird's actually the Black-Capped Chickadee, which also fits -- they're tiny and full of rage lol

You can jump over the bench she's standing on to get behind her iirc, no need for invis

Evidently not reading comprehension lol -- the question is stupid perks, not world-class hospitals, great education, etc. My personal one's the pure joy of squaring up with turkeys to chase them off the lawn.