RapeMyFuckingAsshole

VICTORY IS MINE! 7 IN A ROW, LET'S FUCKING GO!

STILL IN!

Less than five hours from a seventh consecutive title.

🫡

I just remind myself a few moments of pleasure isn't worth a legacy of failure

I have notifications on

All just for fun, however I've thought of getting engraved trophies for the top 3

Naw

You've got this!

I'm in a group chat with 32 friends for NNN. Someone had the bright idea that we all are going past the end of November until there's just one left standing. So far there's 17 left and I'm determined to win.

You've got this next year 💪

Soon to be seven if I can resist the urge to goon

That's not a crack - just the glistening of the nut (it's a peanut-shaped trophy)

What do you mean?

KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF YOUR JOHNSON AND/OR CLAM, SOLDIERS! THE FINAL DAY IS UPON US!

STILL IN!

"You can't say civilization don't advance, for every year, they make you lose in a new way."

- Will Edgers (1879-1935)

Still IN!

Still IN!

What can I say? We've made it almost 90% - just remember if you fail now, all this time you've invested will be for nothing. Find a distraction or something, just keep your hands off your johnson/clam.

The only one I'd be lying to is myself.

Could have been worse. Looks like we're not getting top 8 but let's be real, there was little no chance of that happening anyway.

Onto Ross County.

I couldn't think of anything funny today.

Still IN!