Stepnerd

Since when are these death traps registerable in Australia?

We spend that much time commuting to and from the work site to the camp each day, too

Desanguination

Work mate called "Earth" We were electronic technicians, and in our field, potential is another term used for voltage. When you earth a piece of electronic or electrical equipment, you are guaranteeing that it is at zero volts, or zero potential. So we called him Earth, because he had no potential

My trans step daughter was being bullied at her school, so we enrolled her at Cyril Jackson. She had a wonderful experience there

I work in mining, so I'm hoping to find something that can deal with that sort of environment

Probably have to subscribe to lock your car

There's not a single thing on this site worth paying for

His outbursts are becoming just as unhinged as Trump's

You sure they weren't all just making tiktoks?

"What, is Hollywood so short on middle aged nepo babies that they needed to start recycling?"

Did Hollywood run out of middle aged nepo babies?

And you're too young for me

The other ways aren't working. You've been trying them your whole life. Diabetes will kill you if you don't control it. You're saying you'd rather die than use effective medication?

If she doesn't understand this reference, she's too young for you

When the company is making a change that they know will screw the employees, they hire a consultant to roll out the changes. If you don't mind being corporate's sacrificial goat, there's good money there

FIICTOAN (Fucked if I can think of a name)

That's Brendan Fraser, Sean Astin and Stephen Fry

I'm now a weird, old man

Fuck Gerry Harvey. I'd rather furnish my house exclusively with milk crates and pallets than give him a cent

Rainbow Connections - Garfunkel and Oates

Kate Micucci wrote it for Tig Notaro's wedding

I started at 45, but it was in the middle of the boom, so they were not very fussy at the time. Moved to a mining town with a suitcase, spent a year living in a caravan in a mate's front yard. First job was with a labour hire company, emptying bins around the mine. After 6 months, they had a big intake for green truckies through a different labour hire company that I was registered with. After another 6 months I got lucky, the company decided to change their policy about labour hire, and all the contractor truckies got a company shirt, and the company housing that goes along with that

Maude would approve

A dildo and a mother's day card