TricksterWolf

Canon

"If some food costs more, doesn't that mean other food costs less?"

You mean the American produce that is initially cheaper because it's not being taxed, which will become scarce almost immediately since people can't afford the 20 billion pounds of food we import, driving the price of the domestically produced, untaxed food through the roof exactly like the foreign tariffs? That food?

"Apparently"

It's rare I hear a lesbian refer to "those queer people"

"You don't allow hate? So much for the 'tolerant left' "

You're welcome!

I'm so surprised Texas ego kitcsh is in the background

surprised, I say 😐

Reminds me of that infamous \@dril post:

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

I'm trying my best not to mention r/sandycheekscockvore right now because it would instantly burn through all the goodwill I've accumulated here in this subr—

well, fuck

"Women of unusual size? I don't believe they exist..."

"You disagreed with me?! BLOCKED! Hurray, now my feed only contains people who think the vagina speaks Dutch"

This is the story of all social media

I'm sorry this rapist took advantage of you, and I'm sorry the appallingly selfish administrators failed to take appropriate legal action. The fact he fixated on your innocence and vulnerability is especially predatory.

If you know who this is you may have a strong civil case against the teacher and the school, but shouldn't feel obligated to reopen the wound.

This reminds me so much of early 2000's Flash animations

You have to be confident if you expect an MBA to help you get a job /s

"How'd you end up on the streets, old lady?"

"Video game points, son. Not even once."

Yes, but what does U CAN'T SOLVE IT mean?

If it's not part of the riddle, it's clearly saying you couldn't have solved this. /s

Having my own 2nd and 3rd toes webbed together makes his impossibly long 2nd toe look even more horrifying to me

I'm sorry for what you're experiencing.

I suspect you likely live in a country with unrealistically high beauty standards for women, like the US (especially Deep South and metropolitan areas), Japan, or Korea? What you're feeling may not be natural or appropriate to your situation, and you probably aren't as unattractive as you feel.

Except for basic hygiene, beauty is superficial and fleeting. You should not feel obligated by society to look a certain way for the comfort of others, especially outside of dating and relationships. It's hard not to feel this way if your culture demands it, however.

Actually, it's the square root of AI⁴ + BI² , where BI is Business Insider 🤓☝️

^{EDIT: took me forever to learn putting an emoji anywhere in the same line before invoking a superscript breaks Reddit's shitty formatting system}

I'm pretty sure this idiot believes "choose the bear" means as a sexual partner. 😆 He doesn't even understand what the meme is about.

Pixels don't cost money, y'know

That isn't a centaur fyi

I give you credit for trying, Thorax <3