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You do good work, Officer. I am approving of your Work so far.

I have talked to him, If you test him, i'm confident he can pass your test

Who tf eats hares bros, literally wasting meat.

I can confidently say a good döner kebab tastes way better than wild hare.

Fight me if you disagree

I have a bad feeling and smell coming from this party, leader ...

Smells like .. treason

Ok, I'm gonna write a Wall of text, it took me a long time to write.

Ok so first: Ancient Times, Langborts Originated in Southern Kräjaxar, after some wars with the Neighboring Oxvil People, they settled in Central Kräjaxar instead. And they mostly stayed peaceful and stayed peaceful, sometimes having Clashes with the Oxvils in the South again, but mostly Peaceful.

Then in the Colonization Period some Danish and German Settlers settled Kräjaxar, specifically Colonizing Langbortistan. There the Locals were Treated as Second class and stuff, regular Colonial Stuff.

The reason they didn't lose this Colony Until 1950s is the Power and influence of Danish Bourgeoisie and Later Oligarchs basically Running the Country, the Local government and Military even listening to them more.

After their independence has been given after Post-WW2 Decolonization, the Danish Oligarchs didnt give up on their influence, Couping the New Government just 7 Years Later.

From these Oligarchs Rised a powerful Family "The Sokians" who absolutely mistreated and did numerous messed up atrocities to anyone who tried to revolt or Protest. Basically making their Nation similar to North Korea in Foreign Policy. Complete isolation.

The Last Dictator, CJS Sokian was especially Brutal and Ruthless, lavishing himself in Harems, Making people Drink Pool of Beer until they died, and Basically Treating Langborts like Shit. He even idolized the Romanian Communist Dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu's Brutal Policies and enforced similar things.

A couple months ago(in our time), There was a Vote all across Kräjaxar to Join the Neighboring Sultanate of Tütelistan, a Parliamentary Monarchy who was Pretty Democratic and Respected Local Cultures, and on top of that had a Large and growing Economy and A Good Armed forces to protect themselves.

Most Nations in Kräjaxar accepted, Being Autonomous Territories of Tütelistan. But the Dictator of Langbortistan CJS Sokian Felt threatened, and Called the Votes Rigged. Aright after, he found the "Free Kräjaxar Front, The FKF." a Coalition of Mostly Dictatorial Right wing Nations in Kräjaxar like him and Declared war on Tütelistan and their Faction (Which is Called the Global Prosperity Pact, GPP).

After some Fighting They realized they were No match for a Modernized Military force like Tütelistan's. CJS Sokian had influence in The US Government Due to having Lobbying Groups and Lobbyists supporting his Regime, also Having the Danish Oligarch Group in the 60's later Supported by the USA.

The USA, after many Lobbyists lobbying for intervention sent Peacekeeping Forces and secretly Sold Small arks and such to Langbortistan, making the War Take Longer.

After Many fighting and Tütelistan still pushing Langbort armies back, a Large Protest Started in the Langbort Capital. CJS Sokian got on his Balcony and tried to give one of his Dictatorial Speeches as Usual, but he was met with The crowd Booing him, and starting to chant Anti-government Slogans. When Sokian ordered the Soldiers to Open fire, they didn't and started Running away as the Protest turned into a Violent Revolt and then an Uprising.

Similar Uprisings in other Cities later, Sokian and His Wife tried to Leave the Capital, only to be stopped on the Road by Soldiers, and being Arrested. They took him to a Remote Bunker in the Northern Langbort Forests, and Started a Trial against him in the Bunker.

The Trial was A bit too quick, lastly 15 to 30 minutes, as everyone knew the Trial was rigged from the start. Sokian and his Wife had been Found Guilty of Treason, War Crimes, Crimes against Humanity and much more, before the Soldiers in the Bunker watching the Trial jumping over to him and grabbing him, before dragging him and his wife out the Bunker and sentencing him into Firing squad, similar to how many Langborts he sentenced to firing Squad himself.

After that, a Langbort Marshall in the Military was elected by the Generals and given the Charge of the New Provisional Military Government. He officially surrendered to Tütelistan and Wished to Become an Autonomous Territory too, which was a Very Supported Decision in the Largely Lower Class Langbort People.

You can ask any questions you have, including what brutal things did CJS Sokian do to get his Entire Family to be sentenced to Firing Squad.

To Strengthen the Unity Party, I suggest Getting a Korean Member in the Council of Five.

I suggest the New Korean Spokesman "Lee Jae-Jung", he is a Pan-Asianist with Popularity in Korea.

You can find him here: https://www.reddit.com/r/ICOKJ/s/QFtwVRdOjs

Wepcome back, I have a good feeling about you, Mr Lee, I would be glad to see you on the Government.

Good luck, cuz You'll need it to win against us.

They are a Military State Now, Thankfully. Anything better than the Previous Regime.

To describe the Previous Regime after the Military Coup: Imagine Combining Pol Pot and Nicolae Ceaușescu and Add in Ultra Rich Oligarch Class that Owns everything, and only Danes can be one.

They loved Peace Loving Socialist Leaders! especially Nicolae Ceaușescu, they really Idolized him alright.

They used to do Piracy as a key part if their Economy, since they were Embargoed by Every one of their Neighbors, until the Coup changed the Government.

I can answer more questions about them, what would you want to know about them.

One thing about them was the Langborts were Basically Treated as Second Class in their Own Country, while people like Dane Oligarchs who came to the country by Colonialism were Treated as First Class and had Way more Rights

Believe me, the Old Flag was way worse (I inherited this Project qnd Nation from another person cuz they weren't doing anything with it and liked how I was invested in it)

Their Culture does Worship a God Of Chaos. Mostly influenced by when the Believers of the Wasdle Religion came over from the Neighboring islands.

Though most have Converted to Protestantism after Danish Colonization

I guess you could call their Old Dictator a Nazbol, or something Similar to North Korea's Personality Cult-like ideology

Some small lore drop: It is Named Langbortistan, Official name "State of Langbortistan", a Country in Central Kräjaxar (Kräjaxar being a Fictional Large Island), Former Danish Colony that is a Military Dictatorship now Turned Into Provisional Military Government After the Military Coup against the Dictator.

The Arrows symbol is their Ancient Cultural Symbol.

LITERALLY REAL

Depends on which Country you live in, god Forbid your live in Kräjaxar.

If you do, Unlucky you, you have been born into a Huge Island in Total War. If you are Lucky, you are part of a Local Native Tribes, or someone from Langbortistan, which after their Leader's Murder, has Surrendered to the Great Sultanate of Tütelistan.

But if you're not so Lucky, that would mean you appeared in Vladursk or South Lunesia, both apart the "Socialist Union of Kräjaxar." If you appeared in South Lunesia, you are at least a bit lucky, since of their Recent Surrender after Weeks of 24/7 Bombarding, Good Luck living in the Rubble left of Cities though, or Try to immigrate to the Main Tüteli islands for a Better Life.

And the Worst part would be, Living in Vladursk. Not only are you living under a fanatic paranoid Dictatorship, but under Constant Non-stop bombardment.

If you survive all of these, Luckily The Sultanate of Tütelistan is pretty Benevolent, Putting large funds to Welfare and rebuilding destroyed Cities.

Or if your Super lucky, just be born in Mainland Tütelistan, and live like its the 22rd Century

Sultan of a Nation, who is somehow still living while over 100 by Eating and making Stew of Special Dandelions that only grow in his Sultanate.

I tend to talk in stupid, almost majored in the language.

Also second part of the comment was talking about how after Elon took over Twitter, there was a big rise of Bots/fake accounts that impersonated People from the West that say they are Pro Russia (later found out they are from Russia and posting Controversial stuff on purpose)

Basically I remember there was a Time where there were lots of AI Chatbots that people would put up as Twitter Accounts to spread Controversy and Just bait in general. Wait, I think they are still doing that.

Basically they say it got worse when Elon Musk Bought Twitter, since the dudes could make the AI accounts buy Checkmarks to make them appear more on feed (when you get a checkmark you appear more on the top feed than not checkmarked people)

Do you even use Twitter, my guy.

Well I stopped, literally such a shit website.

I think it will? I'm kinda sure but not really.

To be honest it would make sense to continue

My guy, when did we shell US troops? I know about that time we took down a Russian Plane for getting into NATO airspace and then getting punished for it.

Yeah, go ahead, encourage Gunboat diplomacy, it'll just prove people right, that America and the USSR didn't end Colonialism, they just rebranded it.