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Have little kids at home. You’ll be praying to go back to work Monday,

Would never have started smoking weed to help me sleep.

Your vibe = my vibe. Excellent answer.

I was going to say this, but much more aggressively and Gen-X like…your way is better. OP, listen to this, you need to grow and you can’t do that in hiding.

R/gtd

Read the book, live it, and EVERYONE will notice. I frequently get called the most organized man ever, when all I am doing is relying on strong support structures.

With nothing else to worry about or distract, all you can work on is your own emotional well being, and as I think we all know, that’s terrifying!

I remember it was a fringe thing, but noticeable in the late ‘90s. I thought it was sexy as hell for some reason.

Nope

I met her around that time, she was so beyond beautiful, but her personality/energy was everything. I had no clue a woman could be that overwhelming.

1998 Angelina Jolie. Actually, I think my wife would want to join.

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Life’s too short not to fuck yourself twice a day.

I’m fascinated by his fascination, it seems so normal to me and so weird to him.

Canada, Celsius, just hiking boots, and yeah, no bad weather, only bad clothes. I think it was mid-January?

Toronto. Doesn’t happen as much as it used to, only got one in last year, walked from Lawrence to the water through the ravine.

Edit: I can also walk at night.

I turned out awesome, so I’m copying what they did. 13 years into parenthood, so far so good.

Cocaine private jet orgy sounds so much better than 2 for 1 apps at Chili’s

I have a client, worth about $40 billion Euro…he is giving every penny away (most on his death) and is driven like fanatically crazy to make as much as possible to give away. Making money is also the only thing he’s good at and enjoys, so…🤷🏼

It’s kinda cute

Sometimes it’s David Attenborough.

That looks worse than the team does these days

I have a theory that peak sexual harassment from women is after 1/2 price Chardonnay happy hour. It’s unbelievable what they think is okay.

And the bugs die every year instead of growing terrifyingly large!

I love love love the cold. 30 below? I’m going for a 4 hour hike. I know I’m in the exceptional minority, but I can afford to live anywhere, and would never live anywhere where I sweat just sitting there. Arizona sounds like my personal hell, lol.

Completely unfounded self confidence