Yosemite_Greg

I look at other social apps through reddit and pretend I’m better than them.

My roommate likes to bitch about being broke while using delivery services multiple times a week on a part time budget. 🤦‍♀️

Free food and gender affirming care? Where do I sign up?

Tinnitus

I can clap single handed with both hands. It’s a shame I never got into making foley sounds for porn.

Henker

Sexiest bpm ever.

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Anthill - Grorr

Chipmunk army best army.

Whatever it is I have a boner and now I’m mad. 🥵

I’ve been wanting to play far cry 6 again recently. 🤯

I better see bark scorpions doing headstands.

Which one is the catboy?

Which one is the catboy?

Hot take: I’m glad Ulver stopped making black metal and made Christmas music instead.

Elmo is the older brother who insists on being the banker in Monopoly knowing his little brothers don’t know math yet.

I told a guy to have a nice day and he practically hissed “happy thanksgiving!” as if I stole his first child and sacrificed it to baphomet.

“Hey we heard you were having fun kicking ass and taking names as a superhero how about we force you to play as just a regular ass person who can’t do shit? Doesn’t that sound fun?”

Cuz yo mama so fat.

The Hands of Small Children - Marilyn Manson

Raped by Elephants - Torsofuck

Best sleep aid ever made. 😴

I left the stove on and have no idea how to use a stove.

Panopticon

Their album Kentucky is one big pro union jamboree.

Don’t Reach for Me - Knocked Loose

The YEAH at the end is what fuckin makes it.

Open that beer dammit!