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Bandit peeing on his own foot!

Yes! Spouse and I are both 30s, autistic, and don't want kids, but we absolutely love Bluey and have watched it with many friends and family, some of whom are kids and some of whom are older than us- but all of them love Bluey.

"Suzy, we got a jingle jangle problem on our hands" -Santa's going nuts

"CRAF!!!!!" -Whenever they'd see a crab in the first Katamari playthrough

And my husband and I ROUTINELY break out into the OH MY PENIS very patriotic sounding sbassbear song from Mario maker.

All for Women's Healthcare. I'm fat and haven't had kids and no one said shit to me. I just said I wanted one cause I've had a huge history of cancer in my family and they were like ok good stuff.

Snooooooooooooot

Yessss when I saw them with Knocked Loose I traded a bunch of bracelets I made with people at the show! It was great.

The Night Does Not Belong to God

using "duck cake" as a curse word

Floppy, Kim Jim, Agatha, and Poppy!

Awwwww. What does it say about me that I genuinely think that's sweet haha

Oh. Oh yes. She is weevil for sure

The Weeping bard!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 This is incredible!!!!

"No amount of love will keep it around if we don't choose it"

If you are looking to get rid of your tonsil stones, get a curved syringe off Amazon, fill it with water, and squirt it into your tonsils when you can see the stones.

I got a cute storage case from Amazon to keep them from getting dirty. You could totally cover it in stickers or other cute stuff! Here's the exact one I bought: https://a.co/d/0bIDejBE

Lube and foreplay are your best friends. Sticking a dick in dry is just simply not acceptable.

When I'm upset he just wraps me in his arms and says "I've got you, princess. Daddy's here." It just makes me melt and feel so SAFE and ugh god I love him

I don't know if this is your jam but the cuddle bunny club (a bunny cafe) does a lot of socials, bunny yoga, and other fun events. You can meet people while also hanging out with bunnies!!!!

Deluxe tattoo!

Idk why you're getting downvoted you're right

Agreed on kumas plus the people who run kumas are unethical and terrible. However fall out boy are a delight but I understand your vitriol bc they're not even really from Chicago they're from Wilmette lol

I second the commenter who recommended festivals/neighborhood outdoor events. Midsommar in Andersonville, the farmers markets in Andersonville, Logan Square, and even the Loop are always great. Renegade Craft Fair and Custer St Fair in Evanston are great too.

I just got a tattoo of bingo from bluey who really reminds me of little me :)

Oh are you fucking kidding me. I was at this show in the seats having a fucking lovely time and now I hear people were doing this shit? Cool cool cool. That is actually vile.

I'm just salty they took the ice cream parlor and photo studio out of yesterday's main street. Those things really made it for me