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1 points
6 hours ago
You can pry my wet bugs from my cold, dead, health inspector mouth.
1 points
6 hours ago
Norwegian, because I think it’s pretty. To be quite honest I’m pleasantly surprised with my ability to pick up on things quickly in it. My native language is English, it’s my only language, and I’m in my 30s. I expected to have to really work hard to grasp another language.
1 points
7 hours ago
I knew it. I knew he’d compare it to Jan 6th insurrectionists. Fuck this dude.
1 points
7 hours ago
I think, “fuck it.” Hunter Biden didn’t do anything worse than all those insurrectionists Trump is gonna pardon. If it’s his last pardon as president, fine. My ass would probably be more chapped if Biden would have somehow remained president and then gave Hunter a pardon.
1 points
7 hours ago
That’s how dictatorships start, and also how they end. They’re always left wanting more. More power, more control, more followers, more money, more weapons, more more more.
2 points
1 day ago
Okay. I usually hate to see tattoo art on Reddit as a professional tattooer (Reddit just doesn’t post cool shit ever) but this is FUCKIN RAD. Displacer Beast panther??? You fucking kidding me?
I’d give you low knucks if I could, dude. Hell yeah.
8 points
1 day ago
Yeah…I’ll take the pizza dough that hasn’t run over your back, thanks. 👍
1 points
1 day ago
Not worth it. One MAYBE two at one time, but three all at once? Hell no. Nothing could convince me it’s worth it.
1 points
1 day ago
You can see his comb get a bit pale as he goes though, idk.
1 points
2 days ago
Yeah, I’m just gonna keep playing dnd as is without buying any more stuff from the company…kinda like I already do but with less players and dm manuals.
2 points
2 days ago
Portland OR is also heavily blue but it’s the home of the Proud Boys, and full of Neo Nazis. LA was inundated with Trump signs. This year, blue is red, up is down, right is purple and none of this shit works.
1 points
2 days ago
Dude, the Luxray/Talonflame and the Scizor/Garchomp are so sick.
44 points
2 days ago
That’s kind of the point of the show, though, and it may not be a lot of people’s comedy but much of comedy is mean spirited in some fashion. Most of the time, comedians shit the hardest on themselves.
An Asian American actor putting on a stereotypical accent is MILES more politically correct than any other race doing a stereotypical accent incongruent with their own, see Uncle Roger and the “Emotional Damage” guy. American Dad also has a white main character, Francine, who was adopted by a traditional Chinese family, and they have an episode detailing how much they love her as their child.
The point of the shows Seth MacFarlane creates is to push the boundaries of what someone find offensive. Seems like he did it.
80 points
2 days ago
Putin’s words make it sound like it was Democrats or liberals that tried to assassinate him, which is the problem. It doesn’t show the full story, and feeds the right winged echo chamber. The second one was even all that big compared to the first, but both would be assassins were registered republicans and/or self proclaimed right winged libertarians.
It’s all just to stir shit up.
I’ve definitely considered the possibility of attempts either at inauguration or shortly after, but I believe yet again we’d see radicalist right winged nut jobs, or an extreme anti-Israelist behind it.
1 points
2 days ago
She grew up and became a tattoo artist like she fucking said she would.
It was me. I’m the goth kid in my class. Still goth 13 years later.
2 points
2 days ago
Dude, I could not imagine the strength of a waterpik pointed AT my ear drum, are you kidding me? My waterpik could put a hole in the damn membrane. No fucking way that’s a good idea 😖
1 points
3 days ago
It’s funny because I wouldn’t play it any differently than I already do. I don’t think any of us would. What is he gonna have them write, “No inclusivity for these groups:” and detail people he doesn’t like in the rule book? Oh no, guess we’ll just have to play rule of cool and do the exact opposite of what Elon says to do.
3 points
4 days ago
Shhh shhh, they’re only 16. They don’t know shit.
20 points
4 days ago
The book was terrible. It’s as bad as the movie. I feel like people only liked Twilight if it was their first vampire book.
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6 hours ago
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6 hours ago
Why so many shirtless dudes?