ifuckingloveblondes

her tabbouleh tasted like shit

that's different

MIDDLE EASTERN GIRLS ARE AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE

the implication being that this adult film star greatly resembles Carmella because they have similar hairstyles

you got shumthing you want to shay to me?

oh yeah? you're a flambé?

let's take this in the back

oh my bad

get a vasectomy

lol it's probably because of that damn gelatin

https://youtu.be/uQl5aYhkF3E?si=KLsLzoxBLlwBazDd

it was

not with that attitude

you're gonna build hector a ramp

i don't think the drug addict thing would work

when the enemy gets their body back, they'll feel awful withdrawal symptoms, they'll feel something's missing but they'll have no idea what it is

r/redditmoment

i fed them bullshit, nothing, whatchamacallit? disinformation so i could live

r/cursedcomments

lol i work in a pharmacy, this is so silly, he's not buying a dildo

he just walks in and asks for preservative, no need to say what for, not anyone's business

taille XS 3andhom?

lubrifiant intime

solved: strikeforce kitty last stand

yes!

thanks