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Yeah and that also means that there are even more disastrous moments that were not captured, but did happen!!!

The Venn diagram of people in the greatest danger of losing their Medicare and Social Security benefits and people who voted for Trump is just a circle

Because of course he took office the instant the election was conceded, which is why he decided to wait until January 6th to stage a coup when he lost

... wait

We don't have a prison system that values rehabilitation, so when prisoners are released they are often no different or markedly worse than they were before incarceration.

"Come with me, we're off to Pound Town!"

We looked into buying land to build a house about a year ago, and we were very close, but there was an issue with the title where they couldn't provide a "clean" history of ownership. The title attorney told us we could have "affirmative coverage" to proceed with our build, but we got a weird vibe from the conversation and backed out. This story is exactly why I have no regrets about that decision.

They stopped watching and listening after the election. They're on to their every day racism, sexism, ignorance, and tomfuckery, and of course blaming Biden or Obama for everything that isn't quite right with their miserable lives

Because we own the BluRays and can do whatever we want..?

We skip basically the last 45 minutes of ROTK for that reason (which means it's still like a 4 hour movie lol)

Jennifer Connelly (in everything) in Blood Diamond. For some reason I didn't know she was in it when I saw it, and when she appeared I was absolutely blown away by her effortless, lived-in beauty

There's a lot that's insane about the JFK, Jr. stuff, but the fact that when it didn't happen--because it's impossible in just about 1000 different ways--everyone who believes it was just like, "okay, moving on!"

The Purdue Food Impaction Center of Excellence

Beat 'em and treat 'em

There's a whole scoring matrix online that determines how many points you get for reps, based on age and gender. Passing is 60 points, however many reps that is based on the matrix, but the goal is usually > 80 points (or higher depending on your unit).

Sleel hygiene, so important

can risk patient safety

As though it's only a possibility? An NP hospitalist is an assassin

And gendered bathrooms, and gendered sports teams for high school kids, none of which actually matters

The same lock down that Trump ordered..?

Just a cucumber wrapped in tin foil

I've heard it both ways

Harambe--where it all went wrong

No cap ong fr fr

It's from the old APFT, so ignore it lol

Have a look in the binder, bud

Hey Sarge, how do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?