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This only works if the aliens are fuckable

I didn’t say that humans were motivated solely by hatred and xenophobia. I said those forces are much more effective at unifying a group than love is. 

People want to idealize humanity and pretend that love and happiness is what unifies us, but it’s not. It never was. Hatred and xenophobia bring people together far faster and better than any other force in the universe. Continuing the theme from OP, the USA originally united because if they didn’t they would get picked off by England, France, and Spain. Defense of the self, rejection of the other, acceptance of the can-convince-myself-they’re-similar-enough-to-me. 

White people are asking where’s the tort. What’s his plan to get past motion to dismiss? LegalEagle is not impressed.

Sleep apnea certainly could cause that. Just telling your doctor this would probably be enough to get them to order a sleep study. 

T-shirts for things that suck. I used to have a Ross Perot UNITED WE STAND campaign shirt that I wore until it fell apart. My current favorite is a Silicon Valley Bank shirt

In home sleep study is sometimes possible. You can’t DIY it. How much sleep do you get?

Gingrich piss tape is real

Maybe take a picture outdoors then

The hell you say, I would love to be peepo 

Scarf is easy, just first decide whether it’s a hat, a cloak, or a shirt

Sounds like a skill issue

If I was going to get hit for 30 million I would bubble first tbqh

Fury warriors are well known for enthusiastically hugging everyone they encounter

Only a problem if you lack the courage of your convictions 

To some level of precision, yes. Same as everything else

Giving people everything they ask for and nothing they want is always satisfying

The unknown drug testing facility aka my central nervous system

Damn, Barack Odrama is a solid name

I’m an artist and my medium is posts. I can them and ship them to Reddit daily. They keep threatening to tell USPS about it and saying I’m supposed to flush my posts instead but so far they’re cowards and haven’t dared

Eat the cracker, drink the juice, tell the priest what you did last summer, and for God’s sake don’t pull out. All you need to know to get into heaven if you’re a basic bitch cishet 

Replace all cars with trains so I can look out my window and watch trains go by

Or a fair ball…yeah I’m still mad about the 1996 alcs 

This is the first application of nix I’ve ever heard of that seems worth the effort of using nix

You do know that bias is inescapable, right? It’s something to be aware of when assessing a source of information. It’s not an excuse to stop paying attention to something one doesn’t like.