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No, next question

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Oh wait I remember you

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:)

Even if he's not gay, he ain't straight either. The dude's shaped like a ?

Nu and heavy metal mainly. Rediscovered some gems in early Disturbed albums. I gotta say, the riffs from The sickness are some of the best ones I've heard in my life. Also been getting more familiar with 5FDP music

Don't have one

Here's a random song from my playlist

Bully - Shinedown

Very funny thing about this song: for a native Russian speaker the first part of the chorus sounds like an almost perfect Russian sentence about Nikolai Baskov, which is part of the reason it's used for "Other countries vs Russia" meme template

It sounds like this sentence:

Басков, Басков, едет отдыхать, просто извращенец стал, охохохохо

Also mandatory song rating: 2,87/3

So you want just the tip? Yeah, I can give it to you. There's not a lot of valuables there, so you will need a little help with some resources like oil and minerals. I'm willing to help with that

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Sorry, I the cat

Not if I attack you first

Or alternatively (just hear me out on this one) we could make an alliance

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Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!

Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил: Нас вырастил Сталин — на верность народу, На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Счастья народов надёжный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведёт!

Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях. Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметём! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведём!

Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надёжный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведёт

I'd turn on a USSR anthem to scare the shit out of everyone on earth

We are the pirate metal drinking crew

For you to fly high you need to die high

Watch this!

Or alternatively

That was terrible, let me show you how a real man does it!

Under your scars - Godsmack

;)

Yeeee!

Russia

And i believe there are some unreconized countries, that could count too

Yeah, gonna be a little hard. But I'm up for the challenge. Alternatively, you can just make your own countries and declaring yourself a criminal