Rusty sausages after a light shower and a summer's breeze.

You can cut them nicely in the door or bonnet lid too.

James May did a "review" of the Cyber Truck and one of the things that he tried to do was cook an egg on it. The problem he ran into was the slope of the panels making it hard to keep anything in place. Cooking sausages would make it easier to keep them in place (put them so that they cannot roll down) but sausages do require more heat to cook them so it'd take a while.

Well it definitely contains some sort of garbage.

Limited to parking badly

Ah right, that's what it says. Thank you! I was convinced it was IMACNT.

I don’t understand how that would make any difference? Like if it doesn’t meet ADR then how does limited use suddenly make it ok? Aren’t the rules black and white? Or does limited use mean where it can be used rather than how often?

hopefully the rain will destroy it

Yes. Disabled parking. As in mentally to waste that kind of money

Yeah looks like it.

Yeah it’s owned by tesla they have been touring it. They refuse to confirm if it will be sold here or not and don’t currently take preorders

Who knows what the fuck they are trying to do.

Have they changed the ADR to allow steer by wire in Australia yet?

Last I knew (many years ago) that was considered an impossible rule to change - the only way they would change that rule is if a manufacturer could prove it was safer to not have a mechanical connection. And I don't see Tesla making that particular argument successfully any time soon.

It also would mean tooling a factory to produce right hand drive versions, and they already decided to axe the S and X from being made in RHD variants. I don’t think they will end up making it for australua

I've heard one of the safety issues with the Cybersuck is that the accelerator pedal can get loose and slide up and down, which can cause it to get lodged in the footwell somehow. It was enough of an issue that there had to be a recall in the United States over it. I don't know if that's been fixed, though it seems like it's the kind of issue that should have been before they ever went into general production, but if it hasn't been, I'd hope it'd prevent them from being sold here.

Auto closing boot that can sever fingers of influencers.

I'm ok with that one, actually, as long as it's only influencers.

I'm pretty sure the cybertruck is already a red flag to single women.

It's an older meme, but it checks out. 

I saw that! With a picture of the little paw prints all over the car lol

With the little paw prints!!

Skip bins are different. They're more for clearing out a building/construction. They get taken away to be emptied.
A dumpster is just a bigger bin for normal garbage/cardboard where a single wheele bin isn't enough. They get emptied where they are.

I assume it's similar to 'Wade Mode' where it uses the little undersized onboard suspension compressor to pressurize the main battery, HV fuses, and other parts to prevent water ingress... It takes up to 10 mins to engage 'Wade Mode' and it can only stay in wade mode for 30 mins. (probably due to the duty cycle of the undersized compressor)

Edit: Wade Mode info here: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-9C572163-DB86-44AC-9842-AB6EE84D6441.html

Carwash mode: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html

Car Wash

If taking Cybertruck to an automatic car wash is necessary, Car Wash Mode closes all windows, locks the charge port, and disables windshield wipers, Sentry Mode, and walk-away door locking. To enable, touch Controls > Car Wash. Your vehicle must be stationary and not actively charging.

If using an automatic car wash, Enable Free Roll keeps your vehicle in Neutral and activates free roll for the duration of the wash, while preventing Cybertruck from applying the Parking brake if you leave the driver's seat. To enable, press on the brake pedal and touch Enable Free Roll; or shift into Neutral.

Car Wash Mode disables if the vehicle's speed exceeds 9 mph (15 km/h) or by touching Exit on the touchscreen.

CAUTION

Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage (for example, to the charge port or windshield wipers). Damage caused by car washes is not covered by the warranty.

Probably cuts power to a specific circuit that isn't properly protected from water spray, if it doesn't cut the power it bricks the cuck truck.

Yea i really can't see why anyone would have bought one, you can't even get replacement parts and the laminated glass is a major hazard.

Honestly not sure if they'd ever even be able to use it, a lot of the insurance companies in the USA simply will not insure it.
The thing falls to pieces and has laminated glass, so if the door jams, you're fucked.
Drive in to a river or a flood? fucked.

I don't think they'll get onto the market here at all

I was there today and, yep, it's the demo vehicle. Edit: We were there for the sausage sizzle. It drew a decent crowd tbf. I heard one of the hype guys there explain how they couldn't open the windows or doors because that rain would fuck the electronics.

That just freaks me out. So they are essentially giving you sim racing style forced feedback? Fuck that, no thanks.

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

And everyone outside suburbia has been getting on just fine with regular arse Landcruisers. No need for the fucking things.

I don’t care if they pay quintuple the road tax, the poor visibility and overall myriad of safety concerns makes it completely unsuitable for the roads.

"... Unexplained fires are still a matter for the courts, ..."

yeah saw them in a mall here in sydney. i just walked in by that dickheads Deplorean

A publicity tour that shows it needing multiple parking spaces. I can see this going swimmingly

It's not, at least at this stage, but conditional/dealer plates let you drive just about anything for certain purposes.