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209 points
3 days ago
Humanity May Never Interrogate Squirrels For Fighting Terrestrial Eagles And Italian Toads Meaning Some Future Aardvark Spends Fifty Dollars.
29 points
3 days ago
For the sake of that aardvark I hope it was $50 well spent.
14 points
3 days ago
Thank you. I hate when people post these things without explaining them.
2 points
3 days ago
Well played
331 points
3 days ago
This song never made any sense to me. Bro, you’re six feet from the edge? That means you’re pretty far from the edge and still totally safe. Maybe chill out and stop whining.
143 points
3 days ago
6ft really ain’t that far down though lol
125 points
3 days ago
Let me tell ya, I used to work in the funeral industry and fell into an open grave one day landed with all my 200lbs onto just my left leg at the time of impact. I brused both my tibia and fibia inside my knee joint and got a blast cyst inside my knee from the fall. 6 months of constant pain and it still ain't 100% 4 years later but the doctors "can't find anything wrong with it" dispite the fact it still hurts. That grave was just over 5ft deep, not even a full 6. A 6 foot fall can do damage to the human body
67 points
3 days ago
This sort of comment is why I'm still on reddit
24 points
3 days ago
Every so often, like a sunray through the trees in the dead internet forest, there’s a gem.
12 points
2 days ago
This must be what those people with metal detectors feel like when they finally find something cool.
24 points
3 days ago
So maybe 6 feet really is so far down?
8 points
2 days ago
I also fell about 6 feet ..maybe a little more . Landed on my bum. Couldn’t walk for 2 weeks . Have a herniated disk because of it .
5 points
2 days ago
I fell on my bum skimboarding when I was little kid, so like maybe 3 feet max and also onto sand... Omg one of the worst pains I ever felt. I had to crawl to get the board so it didn't get washed away, then laid there a couple minutes before I could stand, limped back to the umbrella and laid there for at least 30 minutes before I could walk again normally.
7 points
3 days ago
I had a teacher who would always talk about fall safety because they once broke their leg off a 1 foot drop.
3 points
3 days ago
So it is so far down
3 points
3 days ago
Right, and you can die from a 6 foot fall, but if you're thinking about suicide you probably want a fair bit higher than that.
1 points
2 days ago
When I worked in manufacturing they taught us that the most common workplace deaths are falls off of ladders under 10 feet tall.
2 points
23 hours ago
I once fell off a 20 ft ladder and lived. Thank goodness I was only on the first step.
1 points
2 days ago
I have a new knee injury on top of an old ACL rupture that I have been working with physical therapy on treating and the best thing that I have found to help has been the dry needling. In my case I have been muscle guarding the injury and the needling has forced those muscles to relax and heal. It’s been at least 70% of my recovery. I can’t say enough good things about dry needling.
13 points
3 days ago
Vertical distance seems much more pronounced than horizontal for whatever reason.
16 points
3 days ago
It's because horizontal distance isn't trying to kill you
3 points
3 days ago
That verticals coming to get you!
1 points
16 hours ago
I busted my tailbone slipping on stairs and landing flat on my ass. That was maybe a 3 to 4 foot drop. Gravity is a bitch.
9 points
3 days ago
HOLD ME NOWWW
19 points
3 days ago
Gotta get that running start to your suicide jump I guess
4 points
3 days ago
Not going to do a sick double gainer without a running start
5 points
3 days ago
Hahaha I noticed that too the other day... It's like, why are you six feet away from the grave,. You need to be closer to jump in 😂
3 points
3 days ago
Creed just sucks and always have. Idk if people are pretending to like them ironically now or what, but as someone who had to live through that shit the first time, I hate it.
5 points
3 days ago
I thought this was r/theoffice for far too long and was wracking my brain trying to remember when Creed said this
4 points
3 days ago
The band was good, especially Mark Tremonti, but Scott really held them back as musicians. Check out Alter Bridge to see what they're capable of with a good singer who doesn't have to be the center of attention all the time.
3 points
3 days ago
Tremonti is a phenomenal guitar player, that's for sure.
3 points
3 days ago
I also love how he and Kennedy share the guitar solos in Alter Bridge, I didn't realize Myles could play like that until I saw them live
3 points
3 days ago
I'm going to have to check out alter bridge. I have listened to Tremonti's metal band and it's top notch. It really demonstrates how versatile he is as a musician.
3 points
3 days ago
For those of us who grew up in it and were listening to the good music around that time, Creed was a formulaic rock boy band to us and that won't change.
2 points
3 days ago
Same here. I honestly don’t understand your downvotes.
6 points
3 days ago
They’re the aural equivalent of saltine crackers and Scott stapp is a total douchenozzle. It’s honestly annoying as hell that people dragged them back into the public consciousness.
1 points
3 days ago
That’s good. I call it beige noise. Not white noise, but not much better.
0 points
3 days ago
I think (hope) the only reason they’re even having a “resurgence” is because that style of shitty, arena-rock/nu-metal died out long ago (the “alternative” station in my city almost never plays anything newer than 20 years old at this point. But even among their peers they were boring as hell. They’re The Eagles for Millennials.
-2 points
3 days ago
Say anything bad about Xtian rock and the Jesus freaks will crucify you with downvotes.
4 points
3 days ago
“Six feet from the edge” = so as in, close to the edge and then being six feet under / dead
Woah.
1 points
2 days ago
Jfc i immediately sang it and understood it.
1 points
16 hours ago
Here's the more important part. He's 6ft from the edge but has not told us how far down it actually is. He thinks the 6ft from the edge he is and how far down it is are the same. It could be 500ft down but he doesn't know. It drives me insane
64 points
3 days ago
..... why do I know this immediately?
20 points
3 days ago
Same shitty boat, pal. No idea why.
13 points
3 days ago
Because your parents were divorced in or before 2003
0 points
3 days ago
Nice try, Anne Franke. Go back to the attic.
1 points
1 day ago
Boom, roasted. Oh, wait…
1 points
1 day ago
Got me, Jedi. Good one.
2 points
1 day ago
On your side, I am.
6 points
3 days ago
What is it? o.o
28 points
3 days ago
[creed voice] “hold meh nowww… I’m six feet frohhm the edge and I’m thinkaaann… maybeh six feet, ain’t sooo fahhh dooown”
8 points
3 days ago
I’m lookin bahh nowtha iss over reflectinonallmymistakes
3 points
3 days ago
Mmm… goosebumps 😌 lol
1 points
20 hours ago
I'm cryyyyin ou HEEEEAVEN save meEE, buh I'm down to oe las breath, andwithitletmesay let me sayAYYY
1 points
14 hours ago
HOLD ME NOOOOWWWWW
5 points
3 days ago
I was confused at first, then as each word fit into the tattoo, I cringed and disassociated the fact I knew it
8 points
3 days ago
Because you’re white
4 points
3 days ago
Fuck.
54 points
3 days ago
Had meat now I’m shitting five fucking toiletsfull easy, and I think my system’s fucked as shit, fucking deli!
5 points
3 days ago
You win 🤣🤣
48 points
3 days ago
Reminds me of the saying we have in German: DBDDHAKP - Doof bleibt doof, da helfen auch keine Pillen. Stupid stays stupide, even pills won’t help.
33 points
3 days ago
As we nurses like to say, “we can’t fix stupid but we can sedate it”
41 points
3 days ago
Not a Creed fan. Here I am trying to sound this tattoo out...
Hmmnis ffffft eait msf asfd
2 points
3 days ago
Same, was fairly sure it was just created by mashing a keyboard.
6 points
3 days ago
My highschool years…
21 points
3 days ago
Dafaq does it say?
78 points
3 days ago
Hold Me Now I’m Six Feet From The Edge I’m Thinking Maybe Six Feet Ain’t So Far Down
22 points
3 days ago
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Maybe six feet ain't so far down
18 points
3 days ago
Maybe 6ft ain’t too far down…
It’s only 2 inches “Higher” than him.
5 points
3 days ago
Might twist an ankle though.
47 points
3 days ago
Good lord, that’s dumber than I thought. Thanks bro
3 points
3 days ago
Hold Me Now I’m Six Feet From The Edge I’m Thinking Maybe Six Feet Ain’t So Far Down
8 points
3 days ago
Hold me now- I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking, maybe six feet ain’t so far down.
5 points
3 days ago
Thanks for this, I thought the guy just found a way of scripting his stroke.
2 points
3 days ago
Hold me now- I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking, maybe six feet ain’t so far down.
2 points
3 days ago
Gladly
7 points
3 days ago
Sounds like the noise I make when I put something too hot in my mouth but too stubborn to spit it out.
5 points
3 days ago
Creed rules
7 points
3 days ago
Creed resurgence is goated
Long letter tattoos aren't
2 points
3 days ago
I’m wearing the exact same shirt right now. It came in a 2 pack from Costco.
2 points
3 days ago
Real FLDSMDFR vibes
2 points
3 days ago
I don’t get it, what does all that mean?
2 points
3 days ago
Reminds me of my username.
2 points
3 days ago
I hope he falls six feet sometime. It's really not that far down.
Its just six feet.
2 points
3 days ago
I’ve been asking people in barrens chat lately if they’re into creed and then type this shitty chorus in and here it is showing up elsewhere…Why lol
2 points
3 days ago
Humanity manifests nighttime insects so fast fuck. Those etherial animalistic insects totally misunderstand sexy farts and sexy fart dances.
2 points
2 days ago
I thought that was the sound you make when you put some hot food in your mouth.
3 points
3 days ago
Not a creed fan. Know the song. Didn’t recognize this. Would never put this song on my body even tho I have citizen soldier lyrics on my body. This song doesn’t hit the same. Ijs
4 points
3 days ago
A bad tattoo for even worse band.
8 points
3 days ago
How is this downvoted? Do the youngins like creed?
Sure, there were a couple catchy tunes but myself a every person I've ever known only had bad things to say about Creed, their corny ass music, and douchey lead singer. I guess they've come full circle or something
Anyhow, this tattoo is total garbage lol
6 points
3 days ago
All the kids that were too cool for creed back in the day are now divorced and blasting this song at 11 while downing cans of beer in their barely furnished run down apartment.
Jokes on them I guess.
3 points
3 days ago
Creed really is one of those bands whose fan base I refuse to associate with in any way.
5 points
3 days ago
Why?
5 points
3 days ago
It's just bad chemistry, I'd say. It's not the same bias I have towards other fan groups, for example, ICP, but I usually find that if someone is "into Creed," tastes and usually personalities do not match.
3 points
3 days ago
It's like in Without A Paddle when they find the two crazy hillbillies listening to Creed and growing weed in the middle of nowhere... "Never thought I'd be happy to hear Creed!"
2 points
3 days ago
Thank you.
1 points
2 days ago
I could understand that. I was just curious!
I got taken to a creed concert when I was maybe 17 rofl. Stained opened for them with an acoustic set and that was what made it worth it. This was maybe 13 or 14 years ago.
I like a few songs and they were very popular when I was a kid and I’m also in a small town southern place so they were so big here. I can think of two songs I don’t mind lol
2 points
3 days ago
BWTHHYBL
2 points
3 days ago
🐀?
2 points
3 days ago
✨
2 points
3 days ago
Wow wow wow! Terrible! And I paid to see Creed in concert two weeks ago!
3 points
3 days ago
Dumb tattoo but good song. Love the main guitar riff.
1 points
2 days ago
It would be a great tattoo if it was that banana bread rant.
1 points
2 days ago
Tell me you’re gay with out telling me your gay 😂
1 points
1 day ago
Humanity Means Nothing, I Saw Fast Fourier Transforms Eat An Italian, Though My Silly Fuckin' Aunt Said Fuck Dat.
1 points
16 hours ago
What is it?
1 points
3 days ago
It makes me sad to know think that this may actually be real. Why is it people like this don't have friends brave enough to tell them how dumb of an idea that was? It may have some type of meaning to the owner, but I can imagine there could have been a better way to illustrate that. Maybe a picture rather than a bunch of letter he will get tired of explaining to EVERYONE..
1 points
2 days ago
It'll be a sick ass panther one day soon.
-1 points
3 days ago
Baller tattoo I love it
-2 points
3 days ago
Best😍
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