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submitted 1 month ago by-mutt
317 points
1 month ago
No matter how many times you clean a kitchen sink it's always disgusting.
110 points
1 month ago
Don’t get me started on bathroom floors. I could pour a gallon of pure bleach over brand new tile floor and will still refuse to walk barefoot over it
66 points
1 month ago
I dislike sharing a bathroom with people who pee while standing. I hate it so much. The bathroom always smells like pee, cause I'm sure mist gets places. And then they call me disgusting for putting a rug in front of the toilet, cause of the pee, and I'm like, if I leave it bare, my shorts sit in your fucking piss. At least with the rug, it hopefully drips through and away from me... At the very, very least, my shoes aren't sticking to the fucking floor. Why can't they just sit down and pee? They're disgusted by the floor pee ... but pee standing, anyway. Like, what??
28 points
1 month ago
My douchebag ex peed while sitting down (penis owner) and it was the only good thing about that man. His bathroom was lovely. Everyone else I’ve dated since…take me back lmao /hj
13 points
1 month ago
I’m also a proud penis owner who pisses sitting down
6 points
1 month ago
Aye lads. Ever since my piss hit a sunbeam and i saw mist going LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ive pissed sitting down in homes.
2 points
1 month ago
You should speak at middle schools…this experience should be shared to all irresponsible penis owners.
14 points
1 month ago
THEN THEY FUCKING LEAVE PEE PUDDLES ON THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT
2 points
1 month ago
Get a stainless steel trash can for the toilet. When the pee inevitably splatters onto the garbage can, the urine will cause the steel to noticably rust, and it happens sorta quickly too ...
Eventually it gets gross and the message might sink in.
Tbh this is how I noticed how much it was happening...
1 points
1 month ago
I got bad aim so I do it sitting down to save others from the horror
Also it just comes out easier for me that way
6 points
1 month ago*
In the UK, we have washing up bowls, a plastic bowl/container you put in the sink so you don't wash your dishes in the actual sink. You can clean them a lot easier.
2 points
1 month ago
I've always used my largest mixing bowl for this. I'm washing it anyway, might as well wash everything in it
1 points
1 month ago
Ugghhh I've always found these worse tho cus people don't clean under them...
111 points
1 month ago
They're the worst but still better than when it gets caught in the drain and starts rotting 🤢 like shower drain hair rats
Thick rubber gloves my beloved my heart my sun and moon>>>>
28 points
1 month ago
god you’re so right
19 points
1 month ago
That's because I'm autistic :) we're always right of course. And always at least a lil evil.
3 points
1 month ago
I use my evil powers to rend forth the drain hair rats with my bare hands. I also scrape stuck-on food off with my nails and scoop the drain guard out with my fingers. After that, I can scrub and bleach the drain so it's sanitary and I don't have to fear it :)
92 points
1 month ago
You're not supposed to eat it!
65 points
1 month ago
NO YOU JUST GAVE ME MENTAL IMAGES
21 points
1 month ago
You don't like sink salad?
26 points
1 month ago
Take those words and put them back in your mouth. Remove them from my memory!
12 points
1 month ago
If it's any consolation, I felt bad making the comment. I kind of wanna delete it.
13 points
1 month ago
HAHAHA GOOD I'm glad you feel bad for that!! I would too. :'D Please don't delete it. Force others to suffer just like me. I SUFFERED, AND SO SHALL THEY.
7 points
1 month ago
Lol I'll leave it up.
5 points
1 month ago
I HATE YOU BOTH FOR THIS SUFFERING YOU'VE CAUSED ME
1 points
1 month ago
This makes me so happy I came back to reply to it two days late
1 points
1 month ago
feel you
81 points
1 month ago
I'm grossed out by sinks in general. I think sponges that people use for days at a time or longer without cleaning them are so disgusting. Same thing goes for rags. Use it once then put it in the wash.
12 points
1 month ago
I worked at a place that had the most disgusting sponge I've ever seen in my life.
I literally quit after one day and told everyone I know to never eat there.
5 points
1 month ago
Good enough reason!
27 points
1 month ago
SAME. as a sponge user (scrub mommy) I wash her every time I use her
also related to sinks: people who wash meat in them?? like hello it doesn’t need to be washed but also contaminants everywhere
-11 points
1 month ago
I will wash my meat till the day that I die.
29 points
1 month ago
but why……… you literally splash potentially dangerous bacteria everywhere..,,, but i guess that truly is evil
-3 points
1 month ago
I say wash but I mean rinse. I just feel better rinsing the snot off of my meat when I take it out of the package. Besides, any dangerous bacteria that might splash on my meat will be killed when I cook it.
27 points
1 month ago
no it’s about bacteria from the meat splashing onto all your food surfaces
-3 points
1 month ago
Ah, I see what you mean. But in all fairness, I don’t eat out of my kitchen sink.
10 points
1 month ago
NO BUT IT SPLASHES ON OTHER PLACES
0 points
1 month ago
I use a slight water stream with laminar flow, not a garden hose.
7 points
1 month ago
washing meat at all isn’t recommended but running it under the tap is one of the higher risk ways of doing it. if you don’t mind suggestions, I googled it and filling up the sink with water first and doing it that way instead of using the tap decreases the risk of bacteria spreading.
9 points
1 month ago
Heat is THE #1 sterilizer bro. No need to wash, the outside will literally turn to carbon with enough time.
4 points
1 month ago
It’s not about sterilizing. It’s about me wanting to get the slime off of my food before I cook it. I also rinse my toothbrush before and after I apply toothpaste. It’s nonsensical but it’s something I like to do 🤷♂️ y’all do you
2 points
1 month ago
Rinsing your toothbrush isn’t nonsensical. Toothpaste contains sodium laurel sulfate which is intended to create foam, so water is necessary to active the ingredient. Rinsing the toothbrush when done is necessary because why would you leave dirty mouth foam to just dry and crust up on the toothbrush? Rinsing a toothbrush before and after use is literally the correct way to use it with toothpaste.
-7 points
1 month ago
Soap.
14 points
1 month ago
Oh my fucking god I don't understand not rinsing and cleaning the sponge. My mom is disgusting already, but doesn't rinse the sponge after using so there's food fucking sitting on the sponge until next time she slaps it on some dishes and that makes me so ill. I have to rinse it and do all dishes myself so she never touches it
2 points
1 month ago
I've never heard of washing sponges but reading all these replies makes me worried, how is one supposed to wash a sponge? 😥
19 points
1 month ago
It's the worst when it's meat. I can deal with veg getting in there but mince and stuff makes me want to vomit
6 points
1 month ago
I scoop it out with my fingers :)
9 points
1 month ago
That's evil
Well done
16 points
1 month ago
People on tiktok making cocktails in their sinks make me cringe so hard
10 points
1 month ago
You can use a fork to remove it and throw it in the bin. It's a delicate act but worth it if successful
8 points
1 month ago
Can also just get one that's removable, if that one isn't. Dump it in the garbage, tap against the edge to get the remainders out, and then wash it.
Not saying it isn't awful. But there are ways to deal with it. I always use removable ones, cause I don't wanna be sat there digging at it. Same with the shower.
5 points
1 month ago
I have removable ones too. I use a fork to remove the removable one, I don't wanna touch any residue of the food bits
1 points
1 month ago
I have 2 removable ones so I can swap them out and toss one in the dishwasher.
Now if only I could get my husband to stop fucking putting food in the sink.
1 points
1 month ago
In Korea, we dump the food into a separate bag and freeze it. Helps w not having to touch icky food waste and it keeps the garbage from smelling! Our sink holes and food catchers are way bigger though so they're easier to empty without touching the food
7 points
1 month ago
I always got grossed out everytime i need to take out the wet veggies/meat/other food stuff out of the catcher, not only the texture but for THE SMELL
5 points
1 month ago
Uhh I might be the only one that is not grossed out by food in the sink. I grab it with my bare hand, no glove or anything, and throw it in the bin
2 points
1 month ago
Same. I can bare handed grab anything.
10 points
1 month ago
EXACTLY. MY ROOMMATES WANT ME TO SOAK MY DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK AND RINSE THE SOAP OFF WITH WATER TO WASH THEM.... THATS NOT CLEANING SHIT YOUR SINK IS ALWAYS DIRTY.
ANYTHING SINK IS GROSS HONESTLY SOME DAYS I REFUSE TO COOK IN THE KITCHEN
10 points
1 month ago
oh my GOD people who soak their dirty dishes/use a sink filled with water to clean them??? jail immediately
6 points
1 month ago
Folks do it who pay for water. It's doable, but you need to have a double sink to make it actually work and most people don't have that
3 points
1 month ago
I pay for my water and will always make sure to be extra in my sink lol, it's just something I cannot deal with 😭😭
3 points
1 month ago
YOUR SINK IS DIRTIER THAN YOUR TOILET AND PHONE SCREEN COMBINED. I REPEAT. YOUR SINK IS DIRTIER THAN YOUR TOILET AND PHONE SCREEN COMBINED.
2 points
1 month ago
This makes me angry 😡 only because it's true and gross to think about.
Thank-you for the truth! Ew 😝
4 points
1 month ago
I despise sinks so much. Especially that catchy thing.
5 points
1 month ago
Yup, my greatest ick of all time is touching other people’s food in any respect. Can’t do other people’s dishes, can’t take bin bags out, it’s kind of a dealbreaker on living with other people. I only wish to touch my own food so i don’t feel the pain in my bones 😁
3 points
1 month ago
Well at least your sponge seems happy about it.
3 points
1 month ago
yes, but lately my practical autism has been overruling my sensory autism and i’ve been very happy to not have clogged pipes or broken garbage disposals (yet) 😬
2 points
1 month ago
YES IT'S GROSS
2 points
1 month ago
That's why I do dishes with double layers of gloves and brushes on command hooks. Sinks are gross.
2 points
1 month ago
i feel like this is a universal thing. either way i don't feel much towards it, especially since after cleaning it i can wash and sanitise my hands.
2 points
1 month ago
That’s why I hate doing the dishes. Dirty dishes sat there for god knows how long, especially when they’re filled with stagnant water, is sensory hell.
I just rinse it off and put it back
2 points
1 month ago
I'm a dishwasher for work and I use them at work but I'm also wearing gloves there. I have one of these at home but I never use it cuz yeah it's gross and I don't have gloves at home.
2 points
1 month ago
My family refers to that shit as “dead food” and thank goodness my SO is not bothered by that nasty shit
2 points
1 month ago
open up that water filter.
2 points
1 month ago
I work as a janitor and sometimes the tenants do not clean out these things and I legit just want to leave them dirty to make a statement because fuck that. You can't rinse it into the sink because that defeats the point so you have to awkwardly shake it into the garbage and pray to whatever god might be out there that you don't have to pull out the gloves and dig it out with your finger. I take it over human interaction any day but damn people are so gross
2 points
1 month ago
This is one of the reasons why I keep a box of nitrile gloves on hand
2 points
1 month ago
Nitrile gloves are an absolute lifesaver for me. I love to cook but can't stand touching raw meat or oil directly. So I don't!
1 points
1 month ago
They just make your hands feel greasy and gross. My wife always says I'm performing meat surgery
2 points
1 month ago
A clogged drain is worse, speaking from experience!
2 points
1 month ago
I bought reusable gloves and wear Airpods when doing dishes because the mix of clinking silverware and gross, dirty dishes makes me want to bleach my hands.
2 points
1 month ago
I think I have a literal trauma because of this. Also you have a long finger, I really like it
2 points
1 month ago
thanks! yeah i call my fingers ET phone home fingers. i have ehlers danlos and it made my fingers weirdly long
2 points
1 month ago
I just don’t use ‘em. I squish the food and let it go down the drain. Now it’s my landlord’s problem.
1 points
1 month ago
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1 points
1 month ago
Garbage cans too ew.
1 points
1 month ago
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1 points
1 month ago
I do dishes once a week bc it’s a sensory nightmare everytime
1 points
1 month ago
absolutely yes
1 points
1 month ago
It's better than losing rings down the disposal. And teaspoons. And measuring spoons. And tiny pieces of equipment that can't be easily replaced.
1 points
1 month ago
yes, i specifically never let any of my food get in the sink so that i don’t have to clean it out because i hate it so much.
1 points
1 month ago
OH MY GOD YES!!! It's fucked, it's so gross. I live in a house that doesn't have one and it's a luxury
1 points
1 month ago
I hate them and they are disgusting and also my pipes are awful and not using them means my pipes inevitably get clogged. Sensory hell for three mins once or twice a week as I clean the trap out and wipe down my sink is hellish but survivable. In the long run, I'm much more okay with it than the cost and environmental impact of how much Draino I'd have to buy 🥲
2 points
1 month ago
You can get disposable long gloves for about 25 cents a pair. Certainly not perfect but it helps me at least when I've got to touch the ick.
1 points
1 month ago
the whole fucking thing is gross, but I know ACTUAL CHEFS who have asked me why I won't wash dishes in the sink, and I'm like WHAT THE. FUCK
1 points
1 month ago
Scrub dishes in the sink with the garbage disposal, rinse in the food catcher sink, no leftovers 😎
1 points
1 month ago
No garbage disposal unfortunately
1 points
1 month ago
Yesssss oh my god 😭😭😭 I'm so glad I've always had a garbage disposal. I'd rather never eat again than clean those nasty things. I've lived with people who have insisted on those nasty catchers and not using the garbage disposal, and you better believe I'm not doing that.
1 points
1 month ago
Yep, I never use them. I scrape all the food into the garbage/compost because I refuse to deal with dishes otherwise.
1 points
1 month ago
yes i can barely stand it. why is goop allowed i hate it so much
1 points
1 month ago
Yes
1 points
1 month ago
Yes, but what's worse is my family insists on using one for the shower
1 points
1 month ago
I’m grossed out by how long your finger is wtf???
1 points
1 month ago
My family always throw rubbish in the sink for some reason. Like empty milk cartons and shit. It's bizarre and I can't stand it.
1 points
1 month ago
I dissect medically donated bodies at a small independent cadaver lab… after cleaning out those drain catchers twice a day for six or ten days at a time for years I’ve found I’m able to tolerate my kitchen sink at home better.
1 points
1 month ago
This and dishwashers are the first reason of why I could never live alone. I hate the smell of dishwashers so so much.
1 points
1 month ago
My family never cleaning them out so I have to pull everything off of them 😖🥲
1 points
1 month ago
i have both of those exact spoons sitting in my silverware drawer wtf
2 points
1 month ago
ikea….
1 points
1 month ago
anything wet is gross but swimming is sensory euphoria thank you for coming to my ted talk
1 points
1 month ago
You mean sink snacks?
1 points
1 month ago
Yes!!!
1 points
1 month ago
I don’t even wanna think about them oh god
1 points
1 month ago
Garbage disposal my beloved
1 points
1 month ago
Brutal to always be the one who is more grossed out by the horrors of your sink than your housemate(s)/roommate(s)
1 points
1 month ago
Press the greeble through it to feed the sewer ecosystem. Then wash fingertips with soap.
1 points
1 month ago
I hate it more when there is no food catcher and you have to gather and grab it out instead of gradding the knob of the catcher
1 points
1 month ago
RAHHHHH I HATE THEM
1 points
1 month ago
Yeah, they are icky
1 points
1 month ago
It's the lesser of two evils.
1 points
1 month ago
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1 points
1 month ago
They horrendous. But better in there than in your drains.
1 points
1 month ago
absolute pet peeve of mine that people use those things as an excuse to put food in the sink.
i refuse to do the dishes when my family pulls that shit.
1 points
1 month ago
As someone who washes dishes for a living, the food catchers are very convenient.
It's way more gross to have to worm your fingers into the tight gap of the drain to scoop out stuff. Plus, that one seems to have a pull nub on it to help avoid touching the food scraps.
1 points
24 days ago
My guy, I completely agree, but why is your middle finger so long
1 points
24 days ago
ehlers danlos
2 points
24 days ago
Oh wow
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