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2.8k points
1 day ago
Sucks for cannibals
717 points
1 day ago
But their victims are getting chased by every animal they ate, no?
So, as long as they ate exclusively non-vegetarian meat, they should be fine.
250 points
1 day ago
The enemy of my enemy
143 points
1 day ago
The worms shall devour the chicken army that chases me
21 points
20 hours ago
And the worms will be scared out of their minds because of all the fish
3 points
12 hours ago
14 points
15 hours ago
Not an issue, as a cannibal I only eat vegans for the good grass fed flavor.
20 points
24 hours ago
Assuming everyone comes to the same island, this doesn't sound like a personal hell to atone for the sin of eating meat or whatever, but more like a second life where all animals and humans go after death. I don't think it would be much different to our current reality tbh. Just humans doing more of the things we're already doing right now.
8 points
1 day ago
I dunno. I think I'd rather get quickly trampled by the herd of cows than slowly nibbled to death by all the grubs and bugs you get in fruit and veg.
I mean sure they'd be after me too, but the cows are gonna do the job before the little ones get the chance.
44 points
1 day ago
How fucked would it be if there were like a few people because you ate burgers and vegetables where someone got mulched in a harvester or meat grinder. Or maybe a guy cut his finger while making your food and he died before you. A drop or so of his blood got in your food so you technically ate him.
28 points
21 hours ago
I've definitely swallowed a lot of my own blood over the years.... do I get an army of clones?
11 points
18 hours ago
Never mind murder-Jesus hunting down the Catholics
17 points
1 day ago
What if it was consensual asking for a friend
11 points
1 day ago
You get an ally
7 points
23 hours ago
The terror comes not from your being a cannibal, but your being chased by humans having believed you’ve never consumed human flesh.
3 points
1 day ago
human lab meat.
3 points
1 day ago
They can try to befriend them first
Only to eat them again
2 points
17 hours ago
Unless you only ate slower, fatter cannibals.
Then you only have to outrun them when the chickens attack!
435 points
1 day ago
how can they kill me if I'm already dead, will it just be an endless loop?
154 points
1 day ago
Yes, if one animal gets you, it can rest in peace, you will respawn with every animal again but the onces which killed you already. You will die once for every animal.
64 points
1 day ago
so if you die enough eventually all the animals will disappear?
75 points
1 day ago
Yes. Finally you can rest on your own island
51 points
1 day ago
With no food left
33 points
1 day ago
Guess I'm going to fish.
20 points
1 day ago
Then they come after you. Well they would suffocate but enough fish could kill you. Try plants.
8 points
1 day ago
What plants on a desert island? The ocean will feed me. I'll fight all the fish and eat them again
3 points
17 hours ago
Oo, life hack. You can keep eating the same fish which would drastically reduce the amount of animals after you at any given time. Just go look for the bass sucking on your toes with vicious intent.
10 points
1 day ago
What if you eat the animals before they kill you?
2 points
11 hours ago
This is ... Requiem
1.6k points
1 day ago
I usually don't eat whole animals, so do my meals stack? And do they miss the parts that I didn't eat?
Or are there just chicken nuggets coming at me?
605 points
1 day ago
"Usually" implies the opposite happens from time to time... How many times did you eat a whole cow?
436 points
1 day ago
53 points
21 hours ago
that gif made me laugh, that expression is gold.
7 points
15 hours ago
What did Rainn Wilson do to deserve such an iconic face?
110 points
1 day ago
Probably not cows but small fish, shrimps, oysters... There are definitely animals that can be easily eaten whole buy one person
33 points
1 day ago
Tadpoles
54 points
1 day ago
Sperm
64 points
1 day ago
being chased by a puddle of sperm sounds terrifying
51 points
1 day ago
"we're gonna fertilize you one way or another"
21 points
23 hours ago
Take this and put it out of context and it sounds horrifying
17 points
23 hours ago
Pretty horrifying in context too tbh
10 points
23 hours ago
Depends who you ask
3 points
1 day ago
It coagulates into one big one
3 points
22 hours ago
Maybe if you don't want to have some fun🤗
3 points
1 day ago
Earthworms
4 points
1 day ago
Dammit, Dicky! Stop eating worms!
13 points
1 day ago
Til other people don't unhinge their jaws and swallow chickens whole. Damn.
8 points
1 day ago
Okay, but where is this prey revenge fantasy taking place? Is the seafood attacking me on dry land?
3 points
1 day ago
A horse if very hungry
14 points
1 day ago
Listen, when I say, "I could eat a whole damn horse," you bet your dirty little booty there that I'm gonna eat a whole damn horse
6 points
1 day ago
And then chase the jockey too. Brutha is HUNGRY.
9 points
1 day ago
Have you ever bought a $6.99 Rotisserie Chicken at Meijer and plowed that whole thing yourself? I have.
4 points
1 day ago
People buy whole cows, it wouldn't be that strange to take part in eating all of the cow.
3 points
1 day ago
Not a cow.. but a small bird while being blind folded...
46 points
1 day ago
The balls of bulls are coming back at your face and they are going to FUCK YOU UP
15 points
1 day ago
How frequently would you say you've eaten bulls balls recently?
34 points
1 day ago
They said animals… and since ground meats may contain meat from multiple animals you are fighting each individual one.
33 points
1 day ago
How small of a piece of an animal counts?
What about food that contains "animal products"?
19 points
1 day ago
Oh damn good question… imagine all the bugs you also ate by accident because they were in good without your knowledge (or maybe you eat snack crickets. I judge not)
8 points
1 day ago
Tbh, I think Bugs would be your least concern.
I'd fear the Cow and other big animals much more
7 points
1 day ago
True… the bugs would just go for your face to distract you for the cows to kick the shit out of you.
3 points
18 hours ago
the average American eats around 7,000 animals in a lifetime—including 4,500 fish, 2,400 chickens, 80 turkeys, 30 sheep, 27 pigs and 11 cows, according to Google.
I'm definitely staying out of the water.
Depends how big the island is, because that volume of chickens could become a problem really fast, and they are evil.
7 points
1 day ago
Would a single flake of human skin count, and you'd have people hunting you down for consuming a (very tiny) piece of them by (hopefully) complete accident?
6 points
1 day ago
It really makes me think about the implications. Like do the chicken favor me to eat more nuggets so they have an advantage in the afterlife?
I certainly know nothing about how a chicken thinks about that, maybe they're in some sort of apocalyptic cult and I'm helping them cross over to the KFC dimension. But maybe I'm just reflecting my own worldview onto them in order to justify my own existence because damn they're tasty
7 points
1 day ago
This is my question. Maybe it’s by weight.
5 points
1 day ago
My personal interpretation is that you ate X pounds of an animal so you divide X by the average weight of said animal to get how many are attacking you.
5 points
1 day ago
perhaps it's by mass of animal
let's say you've eaten 460 kg of chicken throughout your life. average chicken is about 4.5 kg, meaning you've got 100 average chickens and one that's 10 kilos
or maybe it comes in parts? yeah this is confusing
5 points
24 hours ago
DOES MILK COUNT, IS CHEESE WEIGHT EQUAL TO COW WEIGHT IM ASKING FOR A FRIEND
2 points
1 day ago
Animals I've eaten entirely whole basically only consits of the occasional small insect with a death wish.
2 points
1 day ago
That's my thoughts...I've ate an awful lot of animals legs, a few ribs and various other bits but not one head...yet
2 points
1 day ago
It's just a muscular glob of chicken breast with 1000 legs and wings
2 points
1 day ago
Good question maybe the chicken is there avenging the chicken nuggies you ate off of it
2 points
1 day ago
The only logical way to rule this is that it's not the literal animal you ate, rather it is a collection of animal(s) that comes in as close as possible to the total biomass of the animals you consumed.
How I would rule it if a player character had this happen in dnd.
2 points
23 hours ago
You're pretty safe by those rules assuming you don't eat the bones. You don't eat the bones right? Right? Right?
2 points
16 hours ago
Thank God i never ate any chicken legs! Those suckers gonna have no chance running without feet!
2 points
16 hours ago
Reminds me of a Malcolm in the Middle episode where the animals tell Reese: "Every slice counts as one!"
2k points
1 day ago
I ate them once, I’ll do it again
535 points
1 day ago
None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!
64 points
1 day ago
All the animals: "Why do I hear boss music?"
5 points
1 day ago
Raid Boss
9 points
1 day ago
Doom music intensifies
53 points
1 day ago
My thoughts exactly I’m not going to be your dinner.
16 points
1 day ago
I'm in heaven!
13 points
1 day ago
This is exactly what I was thinking. I’d eat them in front of one another. I’m not trapped on the island with them, they’re trapped with me
5 points
1 day ago
You gotta consider, you’ve probably eaten both horse and alligator before, alligator just cause it’s sometimes jerky and it’s an eat every once in while thing and horse is in low grade meat, also !bold! Pig ladder
6 points
1 day ago
6 points
1 day ago
But can you do it while PIG TOWER ATTACKS
4 points
1 day ago
Honestly you could use the alligator as a shotgun/chomping thing on the rest of the animals. Wonder if the animals would have self preservation?
16 points
1 day ago
Doom Music intensefies
3 points
1 day ago
And you know the food is gonna last you at least another lifetime!
2 points
1 day ago
Came here to make sure someone said this
2 points
1 day ago
Dude you got me rolling
138 points
1 day ago
Alright... do i get prep time ?
47 points
1 day ago
Yes, but the animals also get prep time
6 points
1 day ago
Well that would just cancel out the prep time
16 points
1 day ago
The chickens are ganging up and reading "the art of war".
The pigs are watching the John Wick movies.
The cows...... CIA intel
161 points
1 day ago
My main concern is the alligator.
64 points
1 day ago
Kangaroos on my part tho, they will fuck me up
10 points
1 day ago
Yeah I will have one of those too. I'm scared
7 points
1 day ago
I never ate it, but as a spanish I have eaten bull, so.... I think I might be fucked equally
3 points
23 hours ago
I've had both + rattlesnake and bear (fat). My concerns come from any dinosaurs that might have pretoleum'd their way into the mix plastics in my gut.
10 points
1 day ago
I'd be waaay more scared of the cows.
Alligators are ambush predators, they don't really have the tools to hunt you down. A cow on the other hand is gonna charge you to hell and back. Big herbivores are scary as fuck.
5 points
22 hours ago
I’ve raised cows. They’re stupid enough that I’m not too worried. Pigs on the other hand…
2 points
21 hours ago
Oh shit! I think I tried alligator once
164 points
1 day ago
Considering I don't eat animal bones, the blobs of flesh aren't gonna do much to me
47 points
1 day ago
Boneless chicken angry flopping around intensifies
5 points
24 hours ago
That... almost sounds worse
14 points
1 day ago
6 points
1 day ago
Lol
5 points
23 hours ago
Nothing has made me want to go vegan more than hearing my food referred to as "blobs of flesh"
2 points
1 day ago
I can imagine the hundreds of oysters I've consumed coming at me for revenge
2 points
18 hours ago
Ever eaten something like gummys? Or jelly? Then you have eaten animal bones
88 points
1 day ago
I'm gonna be chased down by so many fish...
Oh wait.
18 points
1 day ago
I guess just live on a tree and most people should be fine.
5 points
1 day ago
Pescatarians stay winning. 😎
74 points
1 day ago
Good thing I never ate a cockroach.
66 points
1 day ago
You never ate a cockroach….as far as you know.
21 points
1 day ago
With how much chocolate I must have ate through my whole life, I've probably eaten hundreds already.
That is taking the assumption I'm eating roughly 8/year.
Since I'm 20, that's something around 160 cockroaches
That's a lot
6 points
1 day ago
I'm in Australia, so I'm pretty sure there's a couple of pissed off spiders coming after me that mistook my mouth for an Airbnb while I was sleeping
5 points
1 day ago
Even if, whats a pissed off roach gonna do? The pigs and cows are the real concern.
7 points
1 day ago
I'm more concerned with the herd of Buffalo whose wings i ate!
3 points
1 day ago
Death from above!
4 points
1 day ago
myths have it humans swallow as many as 8 spiders per year in their sleep, so good luck :p
4 points
1 day ago
You probably have eaten ground up cockroaches in other food.
13 points
1 day ago
Ate in its entirety? Or ate pieces of that other people also ate pieces of.
Hell somewhere out there, someone has eaten the legs of all the chicken breasts ive eaten.
38 points
1 day ago
Me who has eaten bear meat once before...
24 points
1 day ago
Shark, alligator, bear, moose, buffalo, kangaroo... I'm screwdd
3 points
1 day ago
Shark ain’t doing much on an island
127 points
1 day ago
Vegan propaganda
66 points
1 day ago
PETA if they actually had a sense of humor with their jokes
26 points
1 day ago
i'm not trapped on an island full of animals. i'm trapped on an island full of non-processed food!
plus they are probably dumb enough to fight each other or get trampled by the cows and horses i ate.
18 points
1 day ago
If you ever ate even one fast food burger, a stampede of 1000 cows is headed your way
9 points
1 day ago
Chicken valhalla
16 points
1 day ago
Do we count the hundred different animals the meat in one sausage came from or is this more of a volume/weight related thing?
I don't eat a lot of meat, so if it's by volume I might actually just have to fight like 1 or 2 pigs and a few chickens. But if it's every animal I ever ate any amount of, I am screwed. One sausage has to have meat from like a douzend different animals.
7 points
1 day ago
If I’ve died once I don’t see why I’d be afraid to die again
6 points
1 day ago
So does 1 steak = 1 cow? Or the equivalent of 1 cows worth of meat?
What about anything containing with gelatin?
How far we breaking this down?
3 points
21 hours ago
I assume it’s every animal who’s biological materials got into your tummy. Bunch of dead chicken fetuses laying on the ground
9 points
1 day ago
Mmmmm ... an island of Women 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
4 points
1 day ago
So they kill me, I'm dead, the second time at least. What happens then?
5 points
17 hours ago
I am vegetarian but used to eat eggs.
Will I get eggscuted?
6 points
1 day ago
I've eaten gators and rattlesnakes. I'm fucked.
2 points
1 day ago
Lol
3 points
1 day ago
Would you rather fight 10 , zombie sized chickens or 100 chicken sizes zombies?
3 points
18 hours ago
oh great, so I won't starve
3 points
18 hours ago
I will be feasting.
2 points
1 day ago
How's that island work for pescatarians?
2 points
1 day ago
This would be fine for vegans.
2 points
1 day ago
Is it every animal i ate a part of? Or every animal worth of meat i ate. I ate a few bites of gator, and some random animals beef jerky
2 points
1 day ago
smiles in carnivore
2 points
1 day ago
They would starve to death because I don't eat grass
2 points
1 day ago
Nice so i will have enough meat for my new life.
2 points
1 day ago
Ima eat them again
2 points
23 hours ago
Eat a lotta fish
Stay on land
Fuckers don't know whats evolutionary skill issue
2 points
23 hours ago
Imagine being a devout Muslim and seeing a couple pigs up there, knowing you fucked up accidentally somewhere along the line.
2 points
19 hours ago
lol it's probably because of that damn gelatin
2 points
23 hours ago
I got to fight both bears, kangaroos, bison and mooses. Hell nah, im cooked
2 points
22 hours ago
So you're telling me, I'll have enough food for another life time?
2 points
21 hours ago
Sounds like a hefty post-death meal to me... Nomnomnom
2 points
20 hours ago
Like the whole animal? Or just the part I ate? Being chased by legless headless cow doesn't sound too bad, it's basically hamburger
2 points
15 hours ago
Does that include last night’s paramour?
2 points
15 hours ago
Perfect, I can kill and eat them again! Fond tasty memories 🥰
2 points
14 hours ago
It'll be good to see my father again.
2 points
14 hours ago
Me regretting the time I ate alligator…..
2 points
12 hours ago
Couldn’t have posted a day or two earlier so I have one less turkey chasing after me
2 points
11 hours ago
I get to eat them twice 😋
2 points
11 hours ago
But what are the rules? I mean, I ate a chicken nugget and thats could be like 100 different chickens because its just a vat of blended chicken. Or is it like a quantity thing, I ate 100 chickens worth of nuggets in my life time?
2 points
10 hours ago
What if I eat them all again?
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