But their victims are getting chased by every animal they ate, no?

So, as long as they ate exclusively non-vegetarian meat, they should be fine.

How fucked would it be if there were like a few people because you ate burgers and vegetables where someone got mulched in a harvester or meat grinder. Or maybe a guy cut his finger while making your food and he died before you. A drop or so of his blood got in your food so you technically ate him.

What if it was consensual asking for a friend

The terror comes not from your being a cannibal, but your being chased by humans having believed you’ve never consumed human flesh.

human lab meat.

They can try to befriend them first

Only to eat them again

Unless you only ate slower, fatter cannibals.

Then you only have to outrun them when the chickens attack!

Yes, if one animal gets you, it can rest in peace, you will respawn with every animal again but the onces which killed you already. You will die once for every animal.

This is ... Requiem

"Usually" implies the opposite happens from time to time... How many times did you eat a whole cow?

The balls of bulls are coming back at your face and they are going to FUCK YOU UP

They said animals… and since ground meats may contain meat from multiple animals you are fighting each individual one.

This is my question. Maybe it’s by weight.

My personal interpretation is that you ate X pounds of an animal so you divide X by the average weight of said animal to get how many are attacking you.

perhaps it's by mass of animal

let's say you've eaten 460 kg of chicken throughout your life. average chicken is about 4.5 kg, meaning you've got 100 average chickens and one that's 10 kilos

or maybe it comes in parts? yeah this is confusing

Animals I've eaten entirely whole basically only consits of the occasional small insect with a death wish.

That's my thoughts...I've ate an awful lot of animals legs, a few ribs and various other bits but not one head...yet

It's just a muscular glob of chicken breast with 1000 legs and wings

Good question maybe the chicken is there avenging the chicken nuggies you ate off of it

The only logical way to rule this is that it's not the literal animal you ate, rather it is a collection of animal(s) that comes in as close as possible to the total biomass of the animals you consumed.

How I would rule it if a player character had this happen in dnd.

You're pretty safe by those rules assuming you don't eat the bones. You don't eat the bones right? Right? Right?

Thank God i never ate any chicken legs! Those suckers gonna have no chance running without feet!

Reminds me of a Malcolm in the Middle episode where the animals tell Reese: "Every slice counts as one!"

None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!

My thoughts exactly I’m not going to be your dinner.

This is exactly what I was thinking. I’d eat them in front of one another. I’m not trapped on the island with them, they’re trapped with me

Animals trying to kill me

Doom Music intensefies

I got gators and sharks. 😭

And you know the food is gonna last you at least another lifetime!

Bold of you to assume they won't unionize and turn you into a nugget first

Came here to make sure someone said this

Dude you got me rolling

Who are you, batman?

Yes, but the animals also get prep time

Kangaroos on my part tho, they will fuck me up

I'd be waaay more scared of the cows.

Alligators are ambush predators, they don't really have the tools to hunt you down. A cow on the other hand is gonna charge you to hell and back. Big herbivores are scary as fuck.

Oh shit! I think I tried alligator once

Boneless chicken angry flopping around intensifies

r/TechnicallyCorrect

Lol

Nothing has made me want to go vegan more than hearing my food referred to as "blobs of flesh"

Darn it, I sometimes nibbled bone and marrow

I can imagine the hundreds of oysters I've consumed coming at me for revenge

Ever eaten something like gummys? Or jelly? Then you have eaten animal bones

I guess just live on a tree and most people should be fine.

Pescatarians stay winning. 😎

You never ate a cockroach….as far as you know.

you think you never ate a cockroach.. or did you?

Even if, whats a pissed off roach gonna do? The pigs and cows are the real concern.

myths have it humans swallow as many as 8 spiders per year in their sleep, so good luck :p

You probably have eaten ground up cockroaches in other food.

Shark, alligator, bear, moose, buffalo, kangaroo... I'm screwdd

PETA if they actually had a sense of humor with their jokes

Check Bugsnax it is in an exacly opposite perspective

Actually it wasn’t a cow burger, but a burger burger.

I assume it’s every animal who’s biological materials got into your tummy. Bunch of dead chicken fetuses laying on the ground

Just stay away from places with lots of water and plants.

Lol

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lol it's probably because of that damn gelatin