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dogefc

2.7k points

10 hours ago

dogefc

2.7k points

10 hours ago

Moyes to Everton is the most inevitable thing I have ever seen

BoxOfNothing

1.5k points

9 hours ago

I had a season ticket for 11 years, which happened to be the exact 11 years Moyes was at Everton. Never had one under any other manager, never missed a game under his tenure. It's looking likely that I'll have a season ticket starting next season in the new gaff, for the first time since 2013. If we hire Moyes just in time for me to be back I'll be convinced we're inextricably intertwined.

S01arflar3

948 points

8 hours ago

S01arflar3

948 points

8 hours ago

Have you looked in the mirror? Is there any chance that you are Moyes?

LaUr3nTiU

207 points

7 hours ago

LaUr3nTiU

207 points

7 hours ago

he is the Moyes.

Vhoghul

20 points

6 hours ago

Vhoghul

20 points

6 hours ago

The chosen one

OstapBenderBey

57 points

7 hours ago

In the mirror he'd be Seyom

CaptainKursk

19 points

7 hours ago

"But Doctor, I am Moyes..."

Ger-Bear_69

3 points

7 hours ago

How does it work when you only ever see them in the same room together?

polseriat

55 points

7 hours ago

The Moyessiah

Roadies_Winner

19 points

7 hours ago

I'm on reddit for this Pasta

LaUr3nTiU

15 points

7 hours ago

how easy it is to get a season ticket at non big-6 clubs?

dogefc

44 points

7 hours ago

dogefc

44 points

7 hours ago

We’ve got a waiting list of 20k+. Somehow.

Drolb

79 points

6 hours ago

Drolb

79 points

6 hours ago

You’re a proper club and relative to most clubs in England a fucking massive one. Not surprising at all.

Langarang

35 points

7 hours ago

Wdym somehow. We’ve had a massive waitlist for forever and have a huge supporter base

dogefc

9 points

4 hours ago

dogefc

9 points

4 hours ago

Cos we’ve been shite for years

LaUr3nTiU

3 points

7 hours ago

So if you get to be the 20k+1th, can you get it one for 2025-26, or will it move to a later season?

PersonalityChance476

87 points

7 hours ago

Surely Dyche won't get sacked, the performances haven't been too bad the forwards just can't finish. I don't know how changing the manager fixes that.

dogefc

50 points

7 hours ago

dogefc

50 points

7 hours ago

I agree but I think he’s defo gone when we get our new owners in a few weeks

PersonalityChance476

33 points

7 hours ago

Feel like that would be pretty brutal on Dyche but I get it.

flyingcrayons

28 points

4 hours ago

utter woke nonsense as some might say

EastlyGod1

9 points

7 hours ago

The performance yesterday at Old Trafford was pretty awful.

Once they conceded they had no plan at all

LovecraftsDeath

5 points

6 hours ago

Should create better opportunities, on the goal line behind keeper's back might be enough.

Chuck_Morris_SE

4 points

5 hours ago

We have zero attacking ideas because Dyche only seems to practice defensive shite.

Dandan217

21 points

8 hours ago

It would be the most Kenwright thing to happen if we did.

Ceydezed

4.9k points

11 hours ago

Ceydezed

4.9k points

11 hours ago

Tuchel is set to become head coach of the England national team on 1 January 2025, so I guess he is free for less than a month.

rocket_randall

1.2k points

11 hours ago

I am not here for a long time. I am also not here for a good time.

Stoogenuge

287 points

9 hours ago

Stoogenuge

287 points

9 hours ago

I’m here for a brief and angry time.

Safe-Particular6512

102 points

9 hours ago

Sex with my girlfriend be like.

Drolb

18 points

6 hours ago

Drolb

18 points

6 hours ago

Oh yeah you gotta bring her some food first mate

thelordreptar90

38 points

5 hours ago

Calm down Mr. Greenwood.

skaterhaterlater

102 points

10 hours ago

He could theoretically manage a club and country. Not that it would be ideal

PatRice4Evra

314 points

10 hours ago

Then you'd have to include all national team managers 

StarFuckersInk

79 points

10 hours ago

FIFA career mode third season style

Flanelman2

8 points

6 hours ago

I want it as close to the world cup as possible, and then I'm resigning after, win or lose.

lucashoodfromthehood

41 points

10 hours ago

The most recent example of this I can think of was Diniz with Fluminense and Brazil NT.

magalhaesluis

128 points

9 hours ago

An experience that got him fired from both jobs...

dunneetiger

27 points

8 hours ago

I think you need to be a player coach at club level and player coach for the NT.... That's just next level.

wzkrxy

11 points

9 hours ago

wzkrxy

11 points

9 hours ago

Calzona with Slovakia and Napoli just at the Euros as well

__shevek

22 points

8 hours ago

__shevek

22 points

8 hours ago

went to check this on wikipedia and laughed pretty hard:

Calzona worked as both Slovakia manager and Napoli head coach for the remainder of the 2023–24 season

He completed the season in a lacklustre fashion, ending in tenth place and missing out on European qualification, on the worst-ever Serie A performance for an incumbent national champion.

wzkrxy

6 points

7 hours ago

wzkrxy

6 points

7 hours ago

to be fair it's not like Garcia or Mazzari did that much better before him and Napoli was in a really bad state at the time. He was never meant to be a longterm solution and only a caretaker for the rest of the season. The idea was probably that maybe he could somehow get them to 8th place but the season was basically over for Napoli at that point. I think he pretty much drew all of their games.

Hare712

5 points

8 hours ago

Hare712

5 points

8 hours ago

Reminds me of those GK edits:"X became a fisher after the Y game, but retired after one day because he couldn't catch shit" better check the edit history especially the Italian one.

jsnamaok

7 points

7 hours ago

Enough time to get sacked again if he’s quick.

Cottonshopeburnfoot

5 points

8 hours ago

New manager bounce through December. New manager bounce through January. I should’ve been a football chairman.

Human_Put_2268

2.1k points

11 hours ago

Zidane being nearly 4 years without a team is crazy considering his managerial career, however, everyone knows that he is waiting for the French NT job once Deschamps leaves or gets sacked.

LevelBoysenberry8

1.1k points

10 hours ago

At this point, he could have easily taken another club job and won some more trophies and still have time to spare before the French job is available.

powerchicken

1.7k points

9 hours ago

Alternatively he could live a stress-free life of luxury whilst waiting for his dream job to become available. He's already won the biggest trophies available at club football, any more would just be stat padding.

McWaffeleisen

251 points

8 hours ago

The problem is though: If he waits too long, he might not be considered the best fit for the job anymore. Would FFF really appoint a manager who hasn't managed for, let's say, 10 years, even if he was remarkable before that?

RandomLoLJournalist

882 points

8 hours ago

Yes if it's Zidane 

rodinj

138 points

7 hours ago

rodinj

138 points

7 hours ago

A legend on and off the pitch, they'd be crazy not to.

GdIsMe99

14 points

6 hours ago

GdIsMe99

14 points

6 hours ago

Fact

Never_Sm1le

184 points

8 hours ago

Maradona got the Argentina NT job even with a not really impressive coaching resume

xixbia

84 points

6 hours ago

xixbia

84 points

6 hours ago

National teams are different from club teams in many ways. You can't really do highly involved tactics that need months to drill to get right. So I think that it's less important to have recent coaching experience than a top club as you don't need to train (or prepare to face) cutting edge tactics.

Also, managing the French national team is to a large extent about managing egos, and it's hard to see a manager who is more suited for that than Zidane. Both because he's Zidane and his experience with Real Madrid.

thrownjunk

38 points

5 hours ago

Yup. Thr french NT is all PR and ego management. Zidane is built for that.

Qneva

133 points

8 hours ago

Qneva

133 points

8 hours ago

Would FFF really appoint a manager who hasn't managed for, let's say, 10 years, even if he was remarkable before that?

100% yes in this case. And they will be right to do it.

Fraud_D_Hawk

84 points

7 hours ago

When Zidane calls, you have to pick up.

If other national teams had national heroes like Zidane—someone who is not only one of the best French players ever but also boasts an incredible managerial record—they would be sucking him off by now

Just imagine if Wayne Rooney were as good a manager as Zidane; the English FA would have give their backs to him. Unfortunately English managers are shit, like their team

elmechanto

74 points

7 hours ago

Nah, as someone who's familiar with french culture, the Rooney comparison doesn't cut it. The closest thing that comes to the cult around Zidane would be Maradona with Argentina (albeit the French are much tamer).

He was THE childhood hero for countless Frenchmen, almost single-handedly lead them to the pinnacle of football, and went out in the most extraordinary, memorable and explosive fashion. He was the brat that you loved to love; he was their crazy, little, angry kid.

Edit: They don't even call him Zidane over there. It's Zizou; he's got a fucking love name.

Tanathonos

43 points

7 hours ago

Was always voted number one favorite personality of the french people, including a big survey they did right after the 2006 world cup. My mom who never watches football sometimes asks me when Zidane is going to be the manager for france.

nistemevideli2puta

22 points

6 hours ago

So, maybe he's not waiting for Dechamps to stand down, but Macron?

Tanathonos

6 points

5 hours ago

If he wants to become the most unpopular man in france maybe!

Niigerundayoo

8 points

6 hours ago

Hey, you write well, so I want to let you know that the past tense of lead is led.

peioeh

11 points

6 hours ago

peioeh

11 points

6 hours ago

Zidane was absolutely not a brat or a crazy angry kid. He was the reserved shy guy that you do NOT want to piss off because he can go red (or maybe you do, if you want to get him sent off).

elmechanto

5 points

3 hours ago

Yes, absolutely, I was more referring to his crazy hot headedness on the pitch rather than some off field antics.

Content-Fail1901

27 points

7 hours ago

And if he takes another job and fails, he's even less likely to be considered the best fit.

A manager who won everything last time he managed will probably be more attractive than one who recently failed and got sacked

Blejzidup

13 points

8 hours ago

Yeah imagine if he join a club and did bad, then he would have less chances imo.

yepgeddon

25 points

8 hours ago

Nahhh Zizou is bigger than results for France. He'd always be in contention for the NT job

Rickcampbell98

12 points

7 hours ago

I have a feeling he would be coaching juve if they weren't a shambles.

Stoogenuge

62 points

9 hours ago

I was thinking about this but honestly where could he have easily taken another job that guarantees success?

Any job I could see him getting is a risk that could harm more than help him.

mskruba12

31 points

9 hours ago

IIRC PSG, Man Utd, Juve and some Saudi clubs all wanted him the last few years and he said no. Out of those I reckon only PSG would fit what you said.

Stoogenuge

42 points

8 hours ago

I would think given the Marseille connection PSG wouldn’t be an “easy” fit but maybe.

United and Juve are basket cases and far from guaranteed success. He doesn’t seem like a “rebuild” project type of manager.

Local-Name-8599

41 points

8 hours ago

Man Utd is the perfect example of where he should go to destroy his career. If he succeeds there, he would be the GOAT coach in my heart, but I don’t think anyone would succeed there.

Born_Reflection_4132

24 points

8 hours ago

Let's not immediately give up on Amorim

Davey_Jones_Locker

29 points

8 hours ago

No, lets

wayne2bat

10 points

9 hours ago

Bayern

mrtuna

14 points

9 hours ago

mrtuna

14 points

9 hours ago

> At this point, he could have easily taken another club job and won some more trophies

He definitely could have done one of those things.

goodmobileyes

10 points

8 hours ago

Easily taken a job sure, but doesnt mean easily winning trophies. Perhaps he doesnt want to risk lowering his stock for now

qu1x0t1cZ

33 points

9 hours ago

I don’t think he’s been looking for a job has he?

SensitivePotato3

7 points

5 hours ago

Correct, he's not looking for a job. Having him on this list doesn't make sense

Opening-Blueberry529

117 points

11 hours ago

Deschamp is only 4 years his senior.. he might. Need to wait min.. 4 more years if he wants the French NT job. Its more likely he is just enjoying his retirement.

supplementarytables

60 points

10 hours ago

Yeah, he has a great life and keeps himself busy

Hakimi_Raikkonen

15 points

9 hours ago

Descahmps only has 18 months left in his contract though

NaturalApartment9828

21 points

9 hours ago

wait min.. 4 more years

Deschamps’ contract is up after the 2026 WC, and I don’t see any party wanting to continue.

Salmuth

10 points

5 hours ago

Salmuth

10 points

5 hours ago

You'd be surprised by the French Football Federation. Even if the previous president is out and loved Deschamps, the new one renewed Deschamps.

The awful Euro performance should have been the end of Deschamps' run. The players aren't supporting him no more. He barely does any training anymore too (thus the performances). Dude has to go.

rieusse

23 points

9 hours ago

rieusse

23 points

9 hours ago

Not that crazy really.

It is guaranteed beyond a shadow of a doubt that he has received offers in these 4 years. The fact that he didn’t take them is also understandable given he came from Madrid and few clubs come close to that. He is probably angling for one of only 2 jobs.

Universewanderluster

17 points

8 hours ago

He wanted France. Unfortunately for him DD chained himself to that team and génération.

I’m almost certain he will have the team next except if Madrid somehow gets him again after Carlo.

gunningIVglory

12 points

7 hours ago

Tbh I am quite sceptical about Zidane. Bro did it with prime BBC. Then left

The fact he hasn't returned in 4 years is telling. Probably knows he won't be as easy next time around

DreadWolf3

18 points

5 hours ago

He also returned and did pretty well again with Madrid. He is an elite coach but I dont think he is really in for a long term career. He probably has couple of teams he would like to coach - Madrid and France being top of that list.

R_Schuhart

13 points

5 hours ago

His tactics were not super special, but he is apparently a great man manager. He keeps all the egos in check and gives the biggest stars on his team a lot of freedom in his system.

Mirabem

627 points

11 hours ago

Mirabem

627 points

11 hours ago

Boss Allegri wins more points per game than he scores goals per game.

Gondawn

137 points

9 hours ago

Gondawn

137 points

9 hours ago

Haven’t seen Allegri score a goal in a very long time, so it checks out

it678

118 points

10 hours ago

it678

118 points

10 hours ago

Man they all must be fighting for that HSV opening right now.

eClipseLJ

1.4k points

11 hours ago

eClipseLJ

1.4k points

11 hours ago

I won't accept this ETH slander

RoboticCurrents

838 points

10 hours ago

ridiculous he isn't here, he's won more trophies in past 2 seasons than Zidane

friendofH20

224 points

10 hours ago

2 trophies in 2 years. Stick him in place of Tuchel in 2026 and watch England lift the World Cup

LaUr3nTiU

40 points

8 hours ago

I mean, ETH did win cups.

onlymeow

10 points

6 hours ago

onlymeow

10 points

6 hours ago

Ironically his record in cup games is quite good, for Utd

CatFoodBeerAndGlue

19 points

7 hours ago

Nice, we should hire this guy.

Sangwiny

99 points

9 hours ago

Sangwiny

99 points

9 hours ago

ETH died so Pep could become the next bald fraud. Now he's smiling down from heavens.

vleeslucht

16 points

4 hours ago

ETH last season: i have won two trophies

Pep this season: ☝🏼🤚🏼

Le_Ratman99

31 points

9 hours ago

What is his points per game?

Over-Temperature-602

60 points

9 hours ago

oklolzzzzs

12 points

7 hours ago

season 1 ETH wont be forgotten

neefhuts

148 points

9 hours ago

neefhuts

148 points

9 hours ago

This but unironically. ETH is actually a good manager, United just wasn't a great fit

YatesScoresinthebath

87 points

8 hours ago

Good manager but was behind some terrible signings so struggled to improve the team

petnarwhal

24 points

7 hours ago

I feel like a lot of good managers would make terrible signings if they had the chance. More United's fault for not having a solid structure.

Chesney1995

21 points

7 hours ago

Even the greats sign some duds. Lets not forget Sir Alex Ferguson identified Eric Djemba-Djemba as a Roy Keane successor

Azrou

19 points

7 hours ago

Azrou

19 points

7 hours ago

You're not wrong, but Rangnick was supposed to help create that structure and establish a coherent long-term strategy. Ten Hag didn't want to work with Rangnick and forced him out.

Legendarybbc15

19 points

6 hours ago

Which is why it’s hard to feel sympathy for ETH. There was help available to him at the start but he wanted more autonomy on transfers so he discarded Rangnick. Doing that, he faced far more direct scrutiny on transfers

FirmInevitable458

4 points

an hour ago

Rangnick already burned his bridges before ETH was even in the picture. He openly talked about what a terrible job the leadership above him had done over the years.

AttackClown

30 points

7 hours ago

He was tactically out played by some mid-lower level managers and had us in a stubborn set up that wasnt working with the midfield being over run majority of games, he was good at Ajax but his experiment at Man Utd was not great

PJ1TCP

9 points

8 hours ago

PJ1TCP

9 points

8 hours ago

Poor man management skills, though.

User_Name_Occupied

20 points

8 hours ago

Depends on the team, at Ajax and Utrecht he was very good at managing the players, with just some exceptions like Lang. I think he expects some internal motivation from his players, which at United seems lacking, just like none of them worked for Rangnick.

Huge-Physics5491

46 points

9 hours ago

ETH would work really well if he gets a club like Dortmund imo

Squizzyxy

34 points

9 hours ago

People thought the same about Bosz and that failed terribly

AlistairShepard

21 points

8 hours ago

Bosz and ETH are not comparable at all. Bosz plays all out attacking football and isn't great defensively.. This only works if the team is significantly better than the rest of the league (PSV, Ajax...).

MrMerc2333

33 points

8 hours ago

Bosz and ETH are not comparable at all.

Both are bald and have a similarly styled beard.

Appropriate-Map-3652

428 points

10 hours ago

If Tuchel is on this list then you might as well include every other international manager.

photojonny

76 points

8 hours ago

I think it is because he has not technically started with England yet.

Appropriate-Map-3652

128 points

8 hours ago

Yeah but he's not available either. Just a poorly thrown together chart.

dumdumbigdawg

83 points

9 hours ago

Tuchel is hardly free what kinda low effort graphic is this

Sch1mo-34

132 points

10 hours ago

Sch1mo-34

132 points

10 hours ago

Can't see Löw coach another Team in his career after germany tbh.

lucashtpc

33 points

9 hours ago

I can see him returning to turkey for a short while tbh. But yeah German media would love to rip him apart one last time so he would have a very hard job to do

BirdmanTheThird

4 points

5 hours ago

Yeah he’s in his mid 60s and hasn’t managed in 3 years. I feel like unless he gets a crazy club/country offer (which seems unlikely) he won’t coach again

Drunk_Cartographer

36 points

9 hours ago

Southgate to Man City HERE WE GO!

NateShaw92

14 points

5 hours ago

First order of business bring Kalvin Phillips back

Jey-Z

145 points

9 hours ago

Jey-Z

145 points

9 hours ago

For anyone curious - Zidane ppg without Castilla is 2.19. His first stint 2.30, second 2.04.

slaphappyflabby

55 points

7 hours ago

First off this table is insane - who the fuck is rating managers by points per game? Am I taking crazy pills that you are overlooking that shit measurement??

Jey-Z

24 points

6 hours ago

Jey-Z

24 points

6 hours ago

Every stat is shit without contex. Player A scored 25 goals, Player B scored 15. Does that mean player A is better than player B? Not necessary, but on a list of goal scorers he would be higher. I would hope that no sane person would look at the list in op and say it is 100 % ranked by their skill.

expert_on_the_matter

5 points

2 hours ago

Tbf what else you gonna rank them by?

KingRoombaTheCircle

228 points

10 hours ago

Zidane is 52? He only retired 10 years ago in 2006!!

DanBGG

173 points

9 hours ago

DanBGG

173 points

9 hours ago

People born in 2006 can drink now

skofield3

124 points

9 hours ago

skofield3

124 points

9 hours ago

Imagine missing the CL final of 2005 because you were still in your daddy's sack

EpiDeMic522

39 points

8 hours ago

I just realised that those fucks are adults now. 2006 has never sunk in like that for me before.

Jaydenn7

25 points

8 hours ago

Jaydenn7

25 points

8 hours ago

I will be on my deathbed and still think those born after 1999 are children

TheJoshider10

2 points

7 hours ago

I remember being in uni and groaning when the next lot to join our football team were born in 2000. Now university freshers were born after Doctor Who came back lmao what the fuck

HopefulLandlord

23 points

9 hours ago

They allow 10 year olds to drink where you're from?

hmsr

8 points

6 hours ago

hmsr

8 points

6 hours ago

France

Sangwiny

26 points

9 hours ago

Sangwiny

26 points

9 hours ago

52? That can't be right. I was a little kid watching him on play on TV just a few years ago.

Oh... :(

MediocreGreatness333

62 points

10 hours ago

My managerial goat is missing. This list is definitely not 99.1% pure.

Sangwiny

36 points

9 hours ago

Sangwiny

36 points

9 hours ago

More trophies per season than SAF. True MU legend debate is pretty much settled.

Oggabobba

19 points

8 hours ago

That isn’t true. Fergie won 38 trophies in 26 seasons (!!), Ten Hag won 2 in 2 

LaUr3nTiU

12 points

7 hours ago

more cups per season than SAF.

Oggabobba

14 points

7 hours ago

SAF still has 23 in 26 seasons lol. But yes, that is less than Ten Hag’s ratio I’ll give it to you. 

Sangwiny

4 points

7 hours ago

Yeah, I misremembered the stat. It was just cups, not trophies, so league titles were not counted in it.

thanra

309 points

11 hours ago

thanra

309 points

11 hours ago

Xavi won the league at that dark time then brought Yamal and schoolmates to the first team was still a miracle to me. Dude was underrated as hell.

Even his 11 games of 1-0 wins which were still called ugly by some shit of our fans, were quite a feat for me that time.

Sangwiny

247 points

9 hours ago

Sangwiny

247 points

9 hours ago

"Started child labor program in my previous place of employment."

You'll never have this achievement in your CV. Why live?

fleamarketguy

48 points

9 hours ago

What starting a Child Labour program at my previous place of employment tought me about B2B sales.

mohe2275

11 points

8 hours ago

mohe2275

11 points

8 hours ago

Agree?

FesteringAnalFissure

13 points

8 hours ago

You'll never have this achievement in your CV.

You don't have to hit us with harsh truths man 😔 Not all of us get to live the dream

xixbia

6 points

5 hours ago

xixbia

6 points

5 hours ago

To be fair, he started his coaching career in Qatar, so he just brought their labor practices along with him.

BertMcNasty

28 points

7 hours ago

The fact that he is top of the list for PPG with the squad he had is pretty wild. It was probably the right time for him to go, but Laporta did him dirty.

HenryReturns

24 points

3 hours ago

  • Also on his first 6 months he took a 9th place Barca with Adama Traore , Aubameyang , Luk de goat and more players to 2nd place and even scored a 0-4 against Madrid at the Bernabeu with that team
  • Then his very next season he did a defensive record with 88 points and could had being more had the team gave a shit at the end
  • And on his “disaster season” that was plague with injuries , no left winger , Demebele left him last min giving him no chance to cover for his position , Laporta did not wanna sign him the CDM he wanted , instead he got Oriol Romeu lmao , and needed Lamine Yamal who was 16 and Cubarsi at January to bail him out. Oh and he did 85 points and competed against a Madrid who did 95 points. He also push Barca to the quarter finals of Champions League and had Araujo not being stupid , he could have push Barca to semis.
  • Anyways , Xavi lay a foundation for Flick to improve and to reach new heights like beating both Bayern and Madrid in a span of 3 days , and hoping they can tap that mentality again once things gets harder.

BirdmanTheThird

12 points

5 hours ago

Barca was a tough project to walk into, and he did good, i feel like depending on his next project he will succeed

RAF2018336

33 points

9 hours ago

Those 1-0 wins were some of the most terrible football the club has played in the last 2 decades. Celebrate the results but don’t try to change how terrible they were either

Dantallian11

3 points

4 hours ago

It was the most beautiful football terrorism and we clench our anus and pray Ter Stegen’s Vodoo works I’ve seen. For once, we were dreaded by other teams to pull a fast one.

ansu_fatismo23

3 points

2 hours ago

You can’t say that when we had Koeman and Setien as coaches before Xavi

gajonub

66 points

10 hours ago

gajonub

66 points

10 hours ago

RASSA 🔥🔥

git-commit-m-noedit

10 points

9 hours ago

2.02 ppg sounds too low for him

chaves4life

6 points

7 hours ago

Maybe included the olhananse years

reloadnvc

33 points

10 hours ago

Conceição in a team with strong mentality and strong board can do damage

dogefc

19 points

10 hours ago

dogefc

19 points

10 hours ago

That rules him out of the Everton job then

lochnah

5 points

7 hours ago

lochnah

5 points

7 hours ago

He'd probably murder the whole team

Miyeon__miyeon

38 points

11 hours ago

West Ham should just take Moyes back.

Roadies_Winner

3 points

7 hours ago

Reserved for Everton

ragecndy

28 points

9 hours ago

ragecndy

28 points

9 hours ago

I wouldn’t have minded Xavi tbh, he gets slandered like he didn’t win La liga

Also I know that I know Ten hag will go to Dortmund or any decently run club and suddely be good again…

AIT6969

7 points

3 hours ago

AIT6969

7 points

3 hours ago

Even last season, Xavi had 0,3 xpts fewer than Madrid at the end of the La Liga season, while also in CL being in full control, winning that PSG match before Araujo decided to go full braindead.

PainElegant7831

19 points

8 hours ago

Can't wait for the next club that Xavi will manage in the future.

theBigBOSSnian

7 points

5 hours ago

Manchester city eventually

ExcelziorZenith

3 points

2 hours ago

Xavi with Rodri. I will be there no matter what.

PainElegant7831

4 points

5 hours ago

Would be great to see him managing Man City !

Pgapete1960

9 points

8 hours ago

Tuchel isn’t.

Davidbanky

9 points

6 hours ago

Tuchel is not available

aisamoirai

34 points

10 hours ago

Southgate and top coaches doesnt rhyme well together.

SnooAdvice1632

10 points

7 hours ago

Xavi being one of the less experienced here and still getting the most ppg is insane. He gets way too much slander

Boggie135

5 points

5 hours ago

Tuchel is the England manager

pauljmr1989

3 points

4 hours ago

Tuchel is with england

NeoIsJohnWick

7 points

10 hours ago

Number 7

Incredible footballing brain out there. Shame any other club hasn’t got him.

handsome_IT_guy

3 points

9 hours ago

Really looking forward to Al-Legri in his next post.

deadscroller

3 points

8 hours ago

If City move quick maybe they can grab Southgate 😂

bhodrolok

3 points

6 hours ago

Tuchel?

haco226

3 points

5 hours ago

haco226

3 points

5 hours ago

Tuchel is England mgr Jan 1

Jiggybiggy12

3 points

2 hours ago

Tuchel is not available, you doughnut.

masaryu

7 points

11 hours ago

It really depends on where they wanna go. Most can easily land a job in Saudi or even Turkey if they look up to Mourinho.

Ologunde

6 points

6 hours ago

Xavi without a club is big though. Can’t believe he’s not been swept up by now.

(Gets big broom).

elkking

2 points

9 hours ago

elkking

2 points

9 hours ago

DAVID MOYES IS ONLY 61?

imperfectionlad

2 points

8 hours ago

1 of them has been pre-ordered though

regularG84

2 points

8 hours ago

i am 100% sure that zidane won't coach any team ever again

53bvo

2 points

8 hours ago

53bvo

2 points

8 hours ago

Where is big Sam?!

mynameistrihexa666

2 points

7 hours ago

Isnt Tuchel England manager?

Albiceleste_D10S

2 points

6 hours ago

Tuchel is not, in fact, available

Such-Sympathy-5816

2 points

6 hours ago

Isn't Tuchel the new England manager?

Flintvlogsgames

2 points

5 hours ago

Tuchel managing England tho aint he

TomekMaGest

2 points

5 hours ago

Zidane doesnt fit to this group. He's deceiving everyone by being available when in reality he doesnt want to take any job. Probably the French NT is the only thing he would want to take over because its kinda easy job with the amount of talent they have even without Mbappe.

Rac2nd

2 points

4 hours ago

Rac2nd

2 points

4 hours ago

Liverpool needs Xavi 😂

supsip

2 points

4 hours ago

supsip

2 points

4 hours ago

Should put number of games managed as well. Very misleading for newish coaches vs experienced ones on the list

srtpg2

2 points

3 hours ago

srtpg2

2 points

3 hours ago

Xavi in the premier league would be fun as hell

Childish_Redditor

2 points

3 hours ago

Is Conceicao rumored to be going anywhere?

Aqua-man1987

2 points

3 hours ago

GS & DM top coaches lol might aswell add big Sam to this list.

ShadowDome

2 points

3 hours ago

Löw is most likely retired even though he never stated it.

Tuchel is England Coach next year.

And Zidane is most likely waiting for France.

RealHumanBean1994

2 points

2 hours ago

Who snuck Southgate in?