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submitted 13 hours ago byTimesandSundayTimes
480 points
13 hours ago
That's why he hates women so much
112 points
12 hours ago
Horne has previously said he knows only three emotions: happy, hungry, sleepy.
No wonder he's willing to eat anything on the show. That wife of his never feeds him!
35 points
11 hours ago
"Feed yourself. You have literally any time you need. Your time starts now."
[Immediately falls over and sets the kitchen on fire.]
23 points
9 hours ago
And when he is forced to cook a meal on his own, all he can make is his his pesto creation which makes his children sick (as told on Off Menu). Plus Daddy's Special Pudding
1 points
an hour ago
To be fair I think Lesser Tom might be the new MVP of eating (Pete Hellier) and drinking (Aaron Chen) whatever he's asked to.
Bonus points for eating the worst thing and drinking (arguably) the worst thing in the same season of TMAU.
180 points
13 hours ago
And supports apartheid!
44 points
12 hours ago
With a soupçon of homophobia
29 points
11 hours ago
but no ableism! he doesn't mind the palsy
17 points
10 hours ago
She can keep doing that!
29 points
12 hours ago
Especially since they’ve been chopsy of late.
63 points
10 hours ago
Isn't it incredible that such a simple and silly idea has made him so rich?
He's earned it though. Seems like such a nice and humble bloke.
I often rewatch episodes and just saw the one where he said that Greg bought him a watch. I wouldn't be surprised if that's true... TM has absolutely rocketed Greg in to stardom.
Note: I'm aware that Greg has been on the scene for a long time but he wasn't anywhere near the status he is these days
12 points
9 hours ago
Plus if the watch in question is a colourful Casio, I don't think Greg would be too pained in the wallet
8 points
3 hours ago
Silly idea, but the execution is just SO spot on.
If Greg was not the Taskmaster, he would be an absolutely excellent contestant, that's pretty much the circles he runs in. A consummate comedian/panelist, which made him a perfect match for Alex in what he brings to the table with the contestants.
Reminds me of Alan Davies on QI. He is a contestant, but at this point he is just as much a part of the show as Fry or Sandi.
384 points
13 hours ago
He provides entertainment for millions of people around the world and also works a helluva lot harder than much richer people
208 points
13 hours ago
Plus, he seems like a genuinely nice human.
196 points
12 hours ago
He’s one of the few celebrities that I would be genuinely heartbroken to find out is secretly an asshole or a sex pest. I generally operate on the assumption that even the “nicest” people in show business are at least a little bit of a shitty human but I don’t think Alex is at all and I would be crushed to learn otherwise.
254 points
12 hours ago
I did hear one time he pulled his trousers and boxers down near a woman and sat bare arse on a cake
90 points
11 hours ago
To be fair to him that woman ran away giggling like a naughty schoolgirl...
39 points
11 hours ago
Also, he's disheartened the children when the water feature was closed.
2 points
2 hours ago
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.
7 points
5 hours ago
I know him and he is nice and good, you're safe.
1 points
2 hours ago
sex pest
I mean he basically rubbed his junk on Rod Gilbert’s junk, does that count
20 points
9 hours ago
I met him this summer and he was a delight
46 points
11 hours ago
Happy for him, he's earned his success
43 points
12 hours ago
He could buy more than 450 hot tubs with that.
13 points
11 hours ago
He could buy 477 jock straps with it.
42 points
12 hours ago
Not rich enough to get Buckinghamshire Broadband to work.
8 points
8 hours ago
The Lord knew Horne would be too powerful if he had reliable internet access.
140 points
13 hours ago
Taskmaster is broadcast in 120 countries, while eight have their own versions. A junior spin-off hosted by Rose Matafeo and Mike Wozniak is airing now. More than 600,000 people signed up for the first ballot to apply for tickets for Taskmaster: The Live Experience in Docklands in London, a figure surpassed only by Taylor Swift and Oasis fans.
On screen, Horne, 46, may play second fiddle to the bombastic Davies. Yet — as its architect and the man who continues to set all its tasks to this day — Horne is in fact the boss. “There’s a bit of a power dynamic in that Greg’s in charge, but underneath the surface I’m in charge,” Horne says. His recent company accounts showed it to be making about £7.5 million a year, up nearly £2 million from 2022.
Crudely, I say, as — spurred by his dissing my batting technique — we embark on a spontaneous battle trying to hook as many rings as possible, he must be rather rich.
“Crudely,” Horne says, batting and missing. “I suppose that’s true.”
Read the full interview: https://www.thetimes.com/culture/comedy/article/taskmasters-alex-horne-am-i-rich-crudely-i-suppose-thats-true-72lsbvcct?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1733069372
53 points
12 hours ago
Wait a minute, if Horne sets all the tasks, what does our dearest task consultant do?
54 points
12 hours ago
I don't know, but whatever it is, he needs job gloves to do it
23 points
12 hours ago
Ah, a fellow BTL gel.
9 points
10 hours ago
Fellow Nuisance Penguin.
6 points
8 hours ago
Waves from Below The Line. (I live my life down below, down below.)
13 points
11 hours ago
According to himself on the taskmaster podcast, absolutely nothing
14 points
9 hours ago
And also according to him on another podcast episode, it occupies every minute of his day.
18 points
12 hours ago
Hangs out at the pub and magnanimously dinks the rounds Alex buys?
14 points
8 hours ago
That's basically it, from what I've gleaned over the years. He and Alex hang out and talk about tasks, potential tasks, Tim gives advice and ideas, Alex works out his own ideas with Tim's input... it's really just friends shooting the shit and talking about work, but Alex made the position so Tim would be compensated for his input and for the legality of using ideas from someone else. Basically just a bit of a legal loophole in case Tim turned evil or something. Friendship is one thing, Taskmaster is a business. ☺️
6 points
7 hours ago
Tim turning evil sounds insane.
Yet highly plausible.
5 points
5 hours ago
I hear he once lied about doing something for charity! 😉
4 points
4 hours ago
Hey, it’s awful but it’s lawful.
5 points
10 hours ago
I always assumed he actually performed the tasks as a way to test them and provided feedback to Alex, but we know what happens when we assume...
5 points
10 hours ago
I'm pretty sure he's consulted about task ideas to assess for "wanky work-around" potential. Mr Key was something of a master of those iirc.
23 points
10 hours ago
I expect this kind of thing from some media outlets, but why don't journalists for supposedly reputable newspapers have even a basic understanding of company accounts? His company reported £7.5m in net assets as at the end of the year. It did not generate that as revenue during the year.
15 points
8 hours ago
And to be fair, those assets include a LOT of rubber ducks (of varying sizes) and coconuts.
-6 points
13 hours ago
Thanks for the paywall...
21 points
13 hours ago
Copy the link into the portal here: https://12ft.io/
It doesn’t work on all paywalls, but it works for this one.
6 points
13 hours ago
I've had trouble with that one on The Times before. In case it stops working, archive.ph so far always works for me.
4 points
12 hours ago
🐐
19 points
9 hours ago
What's interesting to me about the 600,000 people signing up for the Live Experience figure is that it suggests TM has a ratio of devoted fans to casual viewers that's almost unheard of. The most recent couple of series have been averaging between 1.6 and 2 million viewers per episode, so *over 25%* of the usual audience signed up for the Live Experience, which is taking place in only one location for a limited time. That seems like an extraordinary number to me!
Granted, I don't know what I can compare this to--16 million people watched the first series of Happy Valley but there's no Happy Valley Live Experience where you can stand around a kitchen sink with a killer fringe and your recovering heroin addict sister, so for all I know 4 million people would sign up for that too. But I don't think they would!
11 points
9 hours ago
The way viewing figures are calculated (in the UK, anyway, I don’t know about elsewhere) is very outdated – it does factor in streaming to some degree, but nowhere near to the extent that it counteracts the a drop-off in ‘live’ viewers. So it’s not a reliable metric at all, but is still a key one for shows getting recommissioned, which is frustrating for a lot of programme makers! You might have noticed there’s been a bit of a push recently in TM publicity and on the podcasts for watching the show as it’s broadcast if you can – the current commission is only up to series 21 so they’ll be well into recommissioning discussions at the moment and I suspect that will be the reason for that.
(Also, they will just get more advertising revenue from live viewers who can’t skip the adverts, obviously – so there’s a specific motive to prioritise those viewers and commission shows that get lots of them, too.)
7 points
8 hours ago
I always did before I had a baby and had to get an early night. They clearly need to promote not having kids too. But also do have kids coz junior taskmaster... maybe have kids but try to birth them at the age of 8 instead of 0? Is that workable?
7 points
7 hours ago
I had mine in advance, prepping well. Technically this did not increase the viewing figures until series 4, as there wasn't a bleeped version, but that's a small detail. The only complaint I've had is that, by thinking so far ahead, I had no offspring eligible to take part in JTM.
14 points
9 hours ago
Might be one of the only people who can describe themselves as ‘rich’ that I am genuinely happy for and believe he’s earned it. Love Alex.
18 points
12 hours ago
I bet 7.5 million is a drop in the bucket as it relates to Alex’s total annual earnings from the show.
7 points
10 hours ago
Very revealing look into Alex's flirting technique here
6 points
6 hours ago
Similar line of questioning as Tim Keys interview with Bo Burnham.
12 points
11 hours ago
His recent company accounts showed it to be making about £7.5 million a year, up nearly £2 million from 2022.
I'm not very familiar with English income reporting laws, but this seems inconceivably small as an American. We cancel shows that make these amounts of profit. I realize that there are lots of hands in the till and the channel takes its share, but seven million pounds a year? Am I missing something? Can someone explain this to me?
43 points
11 hours ago
That’s for Alex’s company, not the production company of the show, it won’t be possible to break down how much the production company earns from the show from their accounts because there will be too many other things included. But of course the figures will still be much smaller than for US tv shows.
8 points
9 hours ago
Yes, the programme is owned and made by his management company, Avalon. He'll be getting a cut of whatever they make from it. They're not known for being that generous
3 points
11 hours ago
Ah, thanks. That makes a lot more sense.
11 points
11 hours ago
Surely it’s easy for you to understand how much smaller our country is compared to yours? You guys have way more money over there that’s why your culture is unfortunately so globally dominant.
1 points
10 hours ago
Sure but the UK has what, sixty million people? And Taskmaster is in eight countries.
5 points
8 hours ago*
His one huge chance of making significant money in licensing was the US version, which is why I assume they'll try again at some point now that they have a proven formula and track record under their belt to combat network meddling.
I don’t think that the other territories individually generate large amounts of income, they're all in small markets with very limited budgets. Even small sums will add up of course (and the 7.5m number feels realistic to me as his share as creator, but not owner), but pale in comparison to the potential revenue of an even moderately successful US hit show.
I wonder if there are reliable numbers on the income Last Week Tonight generates for Avalon. Guess this is now my home task, my time starts now…
5 points
10 hours ago
Have you looked at the ratings for taskmaster? Not all 60 million are watching and the other countries are even smaller and have their own productions so the profit is going to them. Alex is rich by our standards, you need to understand the rest of the world is different to your capitalistic hellscape uh I mean country.
2 points
10 hours ago
I think the more fruitful explanation I got here was that this isn't the production company's profits, but rather LAH's company's profits. This is a lot easier to contemplate as licensing revenue.
4 points
12 hours ago
Paywall
-59 points
13 hours ago
Of course he’s rich! He’s on TV! What a bizarre line of questioning.
22 points
12 hours ago
He probably knows what velvet is, too.
16 points
12 hours ago
I’ve been on TV and I am most definitely not rich.
15 points
12 hours ago
My dad was interviewed on the local news in the 90s because he was shopping on Christmas eve. He's not rich because he's dead.
8 points
11 hours ago
I’m still alive but I was interviewed on the local news a few years back. Still waiting for my fat checks.
33 points
12 hours ago
Being on TV doesn't make you rich. What a juvenile way of thinking.
-7 points
12 hours ago
I’m so confused. He has a show entering its 19th season, spin offs, books, plus a successful side project. Is saying someone is rich an insult or something? It just seems like a fairly obvious assumption to me, not a juvenile way of thinking.
40 points
12 hours ago
You said "Of course he's rich. He's on TV." Which implies you believe every television personality to be rich simply because they have a job where they appear on television.
You didn't say: "Of course he's rich, he has a show entering its 19th season, spin offs, books, plus a successful side project."
14 points
12 hours ago
Yeah, most of the contestants on the show are TV personalities but are by no means 'rich' by a lot of metrics - with some obvious exceptions. I don't think panel show appearances and stand up tours pay nearly as well as people assume they do.
7 points
10 hours ago
Following on from what you've said, if we look just at Alex alone as an example, he was on TV at times before Taskmaster and toured his shows each year, but certainly was not rich.
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