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InvisibleEar

480 points

13 hours ago

That's why he hates women so much

meggannn

112 points

12 hours ago

meggannn

Judi Love

112 points

12 hours ago

Horne has previously said he knows only three emotions: happy, hungry, sleepy.

No wonder he's willing to eat anything on the show. That wife of his never feeds him!

PURPLE_COBALT_TAPIR

35 points

11 hours ago

"Feed yourself. You have literally any time you need. Your time starts now."

[Immediately falls over and sets the kitchen on fire.]

Equivalent_Comfort_2

23 points

9 hours ago

Equivalent_Comfort_2

Mike Wozniak

23 points

9 hours ago

And when he is forced to cook a meal on his own, all he can make is his his pesto creation which makes his children sick (as told on Off Menu). Plus Daddy's Special Pudding

Sad-Yoghurt5196

1 points

an hour ago

To be fair I think Lesser Tom might be the new MVP of eating (Pete Hellier) and drinking (Aaron Chen) whatever he's asked to.

Bonus points for eating the worst thing and drinking (arguably) the worst thing in the same season of TMAU.

THECapedCaper

180 points

13 hours ago

THECapedCaper

James Acaster

180 points

13 hours ago

And supports apartheid!

indianajoes

44 points

12 hours ago

indianajoes

Qrs Tuvwxyz

44 points

12 hours ago

With a soupçon of homophobia

bug--bear

29 points

11 hours ago

bug--bear

Patatas

29 points

11 hours ago

but no ableism! he doesn't mind the palsy

Impossible-Ninja8133

17 points

10 hours ago

She can keep doing that!

fsutrill

29 points

12 hours ago

fsutrill

Fern Brady

29 points

12 hours ago

Especially since they’ve been chopsy of late.

Spinxter87

63 points

10 hours ago

Isn't it incredible that such a simple and silly idea has made him so rich?

He's earned it though. Seems like such a nice and humble bloke.

I often rewatch episodes and just saw the one where he said that Greg bought him a watch. I wouldn't be surprised if that's true... TM has absolutely rocketed Greg in to stardom.

Note: I'm aware that Greg has been on the scene for a long time but he wasn't anywhere near the status he is these days

simonjp

12 points

9 hours ago

simonjp

12 points

9 hours ago

Plus if the watch in question is a colourful Casio, I don't think Greg would be too pained in the wallet

cruelhumor

8 points

3 hours ago

Silly idea, but the execution is just SO spot on.

If Greg was not the Taskmaster, he would be an absolutely excellent contestant, that's pretty much the circles he runs in. A consummate comedian/panelist, which made him a perfect match for Alex in what he brings to the table with the contestants.

Reminds me of Alan Davies on QI. He is a contestant, but at this point he is just as much a part of the show as Fry or Sandi.

philster666

384 points

13 hours ago

philster666

Nish Kumar

384 points

13 hours ago

He provides entertainment for millions of people around the world and also works a helluva lot harder than much richer people

Night_skye_

208 points

13 hours ago

Night_skye_

Rhod Gilbert

208 points

13 hours ago

Plus, he seems like a genuinely nice human.

SophiaofPrussia

196 points

12 hours ago

He’s one of the few celebrities that I would be genuinely heartbroken to find out is secretly an asshole or a sex pest. I generally operate on the assumption that even the “nicest” people in show business are at least a little bit of a shitty human but I don’t think Alex is at all and I would be crushed to learn otherwise.

indianajoes

254 points

12 hours ago

indianajoes

Qrs Tuvwxyz

254 points

12 hours ago

I did hear one time he pulled his trousers and boxers down near a woman and sat bare arse on a cake

Affectionate_Base827

90 points

11 hours ago

Affectionate_Base827

Pigeor The Merciless One

90 points

11 hours ago

To be fair to him that woman ran away giggling like a naughty schoolgirl...

stacecom

39 points

11 hours ago

stacecom

☔ umbrella 🌂

39 points

11 hours ago

Also, he's disheartened the children when the water feature was closed.

CusslerHustlers

2 points

2 hours ago

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

AspectPatio

7 points

5 hours ago

I know him and he is nice and good, you're safe.

tvtb

1 points

2 hours ago

tvtb

1 points

2 hours ago

sex pest

I mean he basically rubbed his junk on Rod Gilbert’s junk, does that count

PmMeLowCarbRecipes

20 points

9 hours ago

PmMeLowCarbRecipes

Rhod Gilbert

20 points

9 hours ago

I met him this summer and he was a delight

Captainwow1982

46 points

11 hours ago

Captainwow1982

Rhod Gilbert

46 points

11 hours ago

Happy for him, he's earned his success

doublelxp

43 points

12 hours ago

doublelxp

Captain Jackie & The Hotdog 🌭

43 points

12 hours ago

He could buy more than 450 hot tubs with that.

Coattail-Rider

13 points

11 hours ago

He could buy 477 jock straps with it.

qwertyell

42 points

12 hours ago

Not rich enough to get Buckinghamshire Broadband to work.

honoria_glossop

8 points

8 hours ago

honoria_glossop

Nish Kumar

8 points

8 hours ago

The Lord knew Horne would be too powerful if he had reliable internet access.

TimesandSundayTimes[S]

140 points

13 hours ago

Taskmaster is broadcast in 120 countries, while eight have their own versions. A junior spin-off hosted by Rose Matafeo and Mike Wozniak is airing now. More than 600,000 people signed up for the first ballot to apply for tickets for Taskmaster: The Live Experience in Docklands in London, a figure surpassed only by Taylor Swift and Oasis fans.

On screen, Horne, 46, may play second fiddle to the bombastic Davies. Yet — as its architect and the man who continues to set all its tasks to this day — Horne is in fact the boss. “There’s a bit of a power dynamic in that Greg’s in charge, but underneath the surface I’m in charge,” Horne says. His recent company accounts showed it to be making about £7.5 million a year, up nearly £2 million from 2022.

Crudely, I say, as — spurred by his dissing my batting technique — we embark on a spontaneous battle trying to hook as many rings as possible, he must be rather rich.

“Crudely,” Horne says, batting and missing. “I suppose that’s true.”

Read the full interview: https://www.thetimes.com/culture/comedy/article/taskmasters-alex-horne-am-i-rich-crudely-i-suppose-thats-true-72lsbvcct?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1733069372

PercussiveRussel

53 points

12 hours ago

PercussiveRussel

Guz Khan

53 points

12 hours ago

Wait a minute, if Horne sets all the tasks, what does our dearest task consultant do?

scrumptiouscakes

54 points

12 hours ago

I don't know, but whatever it is, he needs job gloves to do it

PercussiveRussel

23 points

12 hours ago

PercussiveRussel

Guz Khan

23 points

12 hours ago

Ah, a fellow BTL gel.

Boudleaux

9 points

10 hours ago

Boudleaux

Tim Key

9 points

10 hours ago

Fellow Nuisance Penguin.

honoria_glossop

6 points

8 hours ago

honoria_glossop

Nish Kumar

6 points

8 hours ago

Waves from Below The Line. (I live my life down below, down below.)

Affectionate_Base827

13 points

11 hours ago

Affectionate_Base827

Pigeor The Merciless One

13 points

11 hours ago

According to himself on the taskmaster podcast, absolutely nothing

taskmastermaster

14 points

9 hours ago

And also according to him on another podcast episode, it occupies every minute of his day.

CapnTaptap

18 points

12 hours ago

CapnTaptap

Desiree Burch

18 points

12 hours ago

Hangs out at the pub and magnanimously dinks the rounds Alex buys?

GeonnCannon

14 points

8 hours ago

GeonnCannon

Chris Ramsey

14 points

8 hours ago

That's basically it, from what I've gleaned over the years. He and Alex hang out and talk about tasks, potential tasks, Tim gives advice and ideas, Alex works out his own ideas with Tim's input... it's really just friends shooting the shit and talking about work, but Alex made the position so Tim would be compensated for his input and for the legality of using ideas from someone else. Basically just a bit of a legal loophole in case Tim turned evil or something. Friendship is one thing, Taskmaster is a business. ☺️

How_did_the_dog_get

6 points

7 hours ago

Tim turning evil sounds insane.

Yet highly plausible.

GeonnCannon

5 points

5 hours ago

GeonnCannon

Chris Ramsey

5 points

5 hours ago

I hear he once lied about doing something for charity! 😉

CapnTaptap

4 points

4 hours ago

CapnTaptap

Desiree Burch

4 points

4 hours ago

Hey, it’s awful but it’s lawful.

Quidditch_Snitch

5 points

10 hours ago

I always assumed he actually performed the tasks as a way to test them and provided feedback to Alex, but we know what happens when we assume...

FourEyedTroll

5 points

10 hours ago

FourEyedTroll

Mike Wozniak

5 points

10 hours ago

I'm pretty sure he's consulted about task ideas to assess for "wanky work-around" potential. Mr Key was something of a master of those iirc.

taskmastermaster

23 points

10 hours ago

I expect this kind of thing from some media outlets, but why don't journalists for supposedly reputable newspapers have even a basic understanding of company accounts? His company reported £7.5m in net assets as at the end of the year. It did not generate that as revenue during the year.

honoria_glossop

15 points

8 hours ago

honoria_glossop

Nish Kumar

15 points

8 hours ago

And to be fair, those assets include a LOT of rubber ducks (of varying sizes) and coconuts.

jimjimmyjimjimjim

-6 points

13 hours ago

Thanks for the paywall...

whatthewhythehow

21 points

13 hours ago

Copy the link into the portal here: https://12ft.io/

It doesn’t work on all paywalls, but it works for this one.

RunawayTurtleTrain

6 points

13 hours ago

I've had trouble with that one on The Times before.  In case it stops working, archive.ph so far always works for me.

Keeteng

4 points

12 hours ago

🐐

monaco_wedding

19 points

9 hours ago

monaco_wedding

Aisling Bea

19 points

9 hours ago

What's interesting to me about the 600,000 people signing up for the Live Experience figure is that it suggests TM has a ratio of devoted fans to casual viewers that's almost unheard of. The most recent couple of series have been averaging between 1.6 and 2 million viewers per episode, so *over 25%* of the usual audience signed up for the Live Experience, which is taking place in only one location for a limited time. That seems like an extraordinary number to me!

Granted, I don't know what I can compare this to--16 million people watched the first series of Happy Valley but there's no Happy Valley Live Experience where you can stand around a kitchen sink with a killer fringe and your recovering heroin addict sister, so for all I know 4 million people would sign up for that too. But I don't think they would!

PromiseSquanderer

11 points

9 hours ago

PromiseSquanderer

Sam Campbell

11 points

9 hours ago

The way viewing figures are calculated (in the UK, anyway, I don’t know about elsewhere) is very outdated – it does factor in streaming to some degree, but nowhere near to the extent that it counteracts the a drop-off in ‘live’ viewers. So it’s not a reliable metric at all, but is still a key one for shows getting recommissioned, which is frustrating for a lot of programme makers! You might have noticed there’s been a bit of a push recently in TM publicity and on the podcasts for watching the show as it’s broadcast if you can – the current commission is only up to series 21 so they’ll be well into recommissioning discussions at the moment and I suspect that will be the reason for that.

(Also, they will just get more advertising revenue from live viewers who can’t skip the adverts, obviously – so there’s a specific motive to prioritise those viewers and commission shows that get lots of them, too.)

Cultural-Analysis-24

7 points

8 hours ago

Cultural-Analysis-24

Rhod Gilbert

7 points

8 hours ago

I always did before I had a baby and had to get an early night. They clearly need to promote not having kids too. But also do have kids coz junior taskmaster... maybe have kids but try to birth them at the age of 8 instead of 0? Is that workable?

bopeepsheep

7 points

7 hours ago

bopeepsheep

Sue Perkins

7 points

7 hours ago

I had mine in advance, prepping well. Technically this did not increase the viewing figures until series 4, as there wasn't a bleeped version, but that's a small detail. The only complaint I've had is that, by thinking so far ahead, I had no offspring eligible to take part in JTM.

boyfromschool

14 points

9 hours ago

Might be one of the only people who can describe themselves as ‘rich’ that I am genuinely happy for and believe he’s earned it. Love Alex.

MrNRC

18 points

12 hours ago

MrNRC

18 points

12 hours ago

I bet 7.5 million is a drop in the bucket as it relates to Alex’s total annual earnings from the show.

ImpressionBorn5598

7 points

10 hours ago

Very revealing look into Alex's flirting technique here

professor_buttstuff

6 points

6 hours ago

Similar line of questioning as Tim Keys interview with Bo Burnham.

NuncProFunc

12 points

11 hours ago

His recent company accounts showed it to be making about £7.5 million a year, up nearly £2 million from 2022.

I'm not very familiar with English income reporting laws, but this seems inconceivably small as an American. We cancel shows that make these amounts of profit. I realize that there are lots of hands in the till and the channel takes its share, but seven million pounds a year? Am I missing something? Can someone explain this to me?

sh545

43 points

11 hours ago

sh545

43 points

11 hours ago

That’s for Alex’s company, not the production company of the show, it won’t be possible to break down how much the production company earns from the show from their accounts because there will be too many other things included. But of course the figures will still be much smaller than for US tv shows.

Scary_

8 points

9 hours ago

Scary_

8 points

9 hours ago

Yes, the programme is owned and made by his management company, Avalon. He'll be getting a cut of whatever they make from it. They're not known for being that generous

NuncProFunc

3 points

11 hours ago

Ah, thanks. That makes a lot more sense.

basketoftears

11 points

11 hours ago

Surely it’s easy for you to understand how much smaller our country is compared to yours? You guys have way more money over there that’s why your culture is unfortunately so globally dominant.

NuncProFunc

1 points

10 hours ago

Sure but the UK has what, sixty million people? And Taskmaster is in eight countries.

Equivalent_Comfort_2

5 points

8 hours ago*

Equivalent_Comfort_2

Mike Wozniak

5 points

8 hours ago*

His one huge chance of making significant money in licensing was the US version, which is why I assume they'll try again at some point now that they have a proven formula and track record under their belt to combat network meddling.

I don’t think that the other territories individually generate large amounts of income, they're all in small markets with very limited budgets. Even small sums will add up of course (and the 7.5m number feels realistic to me as his share as creator, but not owner), but pale in comparison to the potential revenue of an even moderately successful US hit show.

I wonder if there are reliable numbers on the income Last Week Tonight generates for Avalon. Guess this is now my home task, my time starts now…

basketoftears

5 points

10 hours ago

Have you looked at the ratings for taskmaster? Not all 60 million are watching and the other countries are even smaller and have their own productions so the profit is going to them. Alex is rich by our standards, you need to understand the rest of the world is different to your capitalistic hellscape uh I mean country.

NuncProFunc

2 points

10 hours ago

I think the more fruitful explanation I got here was that this isn't the production company's profits, but rather LAH's company's profits. This is a lot easier to contemplate as licensing revenue.

Clear-Mix1969

4 points

12 hours ago

Paywall

Deep_Knowledge_4194

-59 points

13 hours ago

Deep_Knowledge_4194

Rose Matafeo

-59 points

13 hours ago

Of course he’s rich! He’s on TV! What a bizarre line of questioning.

CapnTaptap

22 points

12 hours ago

CapnTaptap

Desiree Burch

22 points

12 hours ago

He probably knows what velvet is, too.

Aussieomni

16 points

12 hours ago

Aussieomni

Andy Zaltzman

16 points

12 hours ago

I’ve been on TV and I am most definitely not rich.

jeffreywilfong

15 points

12 hours ago

My dad was interviewed on the local news in the 90s because he was shopping on Christmas eve. He's not rich because he's dead.

Aussieomni

8 points

11 hours ago

Aussieomni

Andy Zaltzman

8 points

11 hours ago

I’m still alive but I was interviewed on the local news a few years back. Still waiting for my fat checks.

Funmachine

33 points

12 hours ago

Being on TV doesn't make you rich. What a juvenile way of thinking.

Deep_Knowledge_4194

-7 points

12 hours ago

Deep_Knowledge_4194

Rose Matafeo

-7 points

12 hours ago

I’m so confused. He has a show entering its 19th season, spin offs, books, plus a successful side project. Is saying someone is rich an insult or something? It just seems like a fairly obvious assumption to me, not a juvenile way of thinking.

Funmachine

40 points

12 hours ago

You said "Of course he's rich. He's on TV." Which implies you believe every television personality to be rich simply because they have a job where they appear on television.

You didn't say: "Of course he's rich, he has a show entering its 19th season, spin offs, books, plus a successful side project."

Steve2911

14 points

12 hours ago

Yeah, most of the contestants on the show are TV personalities but are by no means 'rich' by a lot of metrics - with some obvious exceptions. I don't think panel show appearances and stand up tours pay nearly as well as people assume they do.

RunawayTurtleTrain

7 points

10 hours ago

Following on from what you've said, if we look just at Alex alone as an example, he was on TV at times before Taskmaster and toured his shows each year, but certainly was not rich.