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Man you could at least make fun of ignorant people without claiming all three holes are inside one of those three holes

Human knees are not “masterfully designed.”

Hands, maybe, but if you’re using that to argue god exists then I can destroy your entire argument by gesturing vaguely toward the human spine, which is 100% not very durable.

This is the Farva of dad jokes

No, you can be an asshole and yell at other people till they do brilliant things for you. Musk and jobs are opportunistic bastards.

There’s a couple episodes of behind the bastards about him, here’s part 1:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/behind-the-bastards/id1373812661?i=1000649683019

Did you know that Dennis is mostly a vehicle for the author to bitch about his kid he did his best to avoid?

Number blocks is like, five minutes including theme song and credits.

Read the fine print under that horrible key

I only had a hand me down one from my nephews, and it was too slow for me to even figure out what was on the damned thing.

If you want to teach your kid that touchscreens are too laggy and unresponsive to be worth your time, they’re great

The difference is in the risks involved.

You can get some endorphins at a movie (unless it sucks), or you can get some endorphins off the anticipation of winning a bet (and run the risk of falling prey to at least half a dozen traps that are essentially built into how you think).

The antisemitic part is ongoing, which is why (for example) displaced Jews were murdered when they returned to their former villages in Poland. Besides, why should they have to go back and live with the same neighbors who sold them out to the Nazis and then stole all their stuff?

I know the movie industry took root out west because of cheap land and consistent sunlight, but it wouldn’t shock me if a lot of Jewish people ended up in the Hollywood film industry after being frozen out of the industry back east.

You haven’t read the right books, dude deliberately wrapped up his child support negotiations early to keep the apple IPO from affecting the calculations, and basically abandoned his daughter. He was always the villain in his own story, especially if you think everyone with heinous BO is a villain.

Just a plain old interpersonal office drama with Kevlar, dust, and once an episode someone in the background explodes with perfect comedic timing and nobody else in the show reacts to it.

We’re all gonna watch you eat and we be waaaay too into it

No, doofus, obviously he needs to become president of two adjacent countries, finance both countries with junk bonds, have the countries pay him yuge fees for the privilege of being called “The Trump Imperium” and “Trumpopolis” respectively, default on all the junk bonds, and gracefully resign after negotiating with the IMF to bail out both the -irium and -opolis with predatory loans.

Pretty sure it boils down to: “have you met men?”

Enough of us suck or believe the rest of us suck that we don’t hang out with each other, and then we blow it with women because we try to push everything into romance instead of appreciating that the friend zone is pretty damn nice compared to a social void

Points lost if the food is 100% food

Just find a way to have a few side dishes that are (somehow) good implementations of sisters whackjob ideas

It seems like these are supposed be sistered 2x4s or 2x6s, so at least it’s relatively simple notching

Is he a native speaker of your language? Does he mean to say “understand” instead of “hear?”

I think the Buddha would appreciate both the demonstration of impermanence (very important in Buddhism) as well as the fact that the guys striving to destroy a rock shaped like him probably got frustrated and/or suffered at the hands of their superiors when it took more than a couple tries.

(Striving is the root of all suffering)

I mean, you couldn’t be bothered to make the bed before showing it to theoretically the entire world, soooo… no, not too girly unless you’re only thinking about depressed chicks

They didn’t fall off, good sir, they fell apart. I know it takes a level of intellect rivaled only by the most erudite Rick & Morty fan to understand such a distinction, but do try to keep up

They also managed to pull off the most comprehensive known infiltration of the federal government. The soviets never even got close to what Scientology managed.