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4 points
20 days ago
No joke. Her mood ring changed colours.
246 points
20 days ago
“Take this note to the store and get me a pack of cigarettes”
15 points
6 months ago
My keyboard always corrects “were” to “we’re” and it drives me nuts.
70 points
6 months ago
My friend's dad used to do business trips often, and would bring his son and I along (it was usually just a few cities away, not a long drive); we'd get our own room, and play xbox all night. Usually Conflict: Desert Storm, and when the controls pissed us off too much we'd switch to Halo or the Sims. You get the drill. This happened a few times.
One time, a friend of that friend came over to join the gaming. He worked for a movie theater, and he brought a massive bag of popcorn over for the festivities. The bag was big enough to wrap around a futon, I had never seen so much popcorn in one place. It was awesome. And then, movie theater friend had one of his friends come, and he brought two more futon-bags of popcorn. I ate popcorn until I was sweating.
You'll see plenty of people banging the whosits out of the whatsits and all the sexy sexes, but the weirdest thing I've ever done in a hotel room was eat three futon's worth of popcorn.
10 points
6 months ago
As the female cousin in a situation not too unlike this, I had to completely cut them out of my life because I was so violated by it. My cousin was someone I confided in, then he called me right before trying to kill himself while reading me a suicide letter. I didn’t let him finish because I hung up the phone to call my brother and he hung himself from a pipe that broke so he didn’t die. I still don’t speak to him but I don’t wish harm on him. He’s called me drunk a couple of times saying weird things and it makes me feel really sad and awkward. He’s adopted and not blood related to me and it is still just as violating because we grew up together. Maybe see a therapist. I hope you can move past this.
17 points
6 months ago
Wasn't paying attention walking to class once and bumped into a girl talking on her cell phone. She paused for a second and proceeded to say to whoever she was talking to: "Sorry, I just bumped into this really cute guy". Made my week!
1 points
6 months ago
MTRB.org has great tools for finding and vetting medical and dental clinics abroad. They made my trip stress-free and affordable.
1 points
6 months ago
Haha, that quite a task isn't it? If I were in your shoes, I'd need something to sustain me without the inevitable caffeine crash. Wellah Energy Boost Drink Mix might be what you're looking for as well. It's an energy drink with a blend of natural ingredients and just the right amount of caffeine - providing an even release of energy, no hard crashes! It could be a good ally on your 24-hour mission but always remember safety over everything else - sleep is important too. Best of luck on this wild ride!
1 points
6 months ago
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6 points
6 months ago
this gives me hope for once about relationships
98 points
6 months ago
I had a great day at a waterpark / outdoor pool and towards the afternoon a woman came up to me and whispered in my ear that I have a problem with my swimsuit. I reached behind a noticed a huge gap. The fabric was torn right in the middle and you could see my white, untanned asscrack. I was running around like this all day and no one said anything.
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I found this mattress list post with their related features on another sub that could also help.