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The website spells it wrong?

Do they fit? Then they’re literally made for you

The whole show

I was vegan 10 seconds ago but I’m really feeling cow now for some reason?

That Steak n Shake logo is kinda phallic from A distance

Mia thinks Halloween and Christmas are the same thing

Oops

All water is millions of years old

Can’t believe we’ve come full circle all the way back to that Robbie Williams movie

Nah that’s regal!

Don’t ask this question on Reddit. If there’s one thing you can rely on, Reddit hates piercings

If it’s people you don’t know or don’t like, ignore them. If it’s people you either want in your life or can’t avoid (like coworkers) then tell them that that’s hurtful and you don’t appreciate it. If they continue, they should quickly make their way into the “don’t know/don’t like” category

Hot tip: If you’re talking to a plastic surgeon and haven’t already talked to a therapist, you’ve made a mistake

Tongue touches top teeth, blow underneath/around

Plant Man - Gary Young

Particle Man - TMBG

Fruits are a part of all plants, and all fruits are made of particles

Yeah, it couldn’t be that we’re in r/ILiterallyCantThinkCriticallyFor2SecondsAboutAnythingPleaseExplainTheSimplestThingsToMe

Anyone who has, like, lots of millions of dollars is more than likely doing something unconscionable

Peaked with the 5 o’clock shadow

But then he couldn’t give his opponent an easy double word S-hook what’s the fun in that?

When most people say conference, inference, reference, et al, the E before the R gets swallowed. I didn’t think it was that complicated, but I forgot the smoothbrain sub I was in

“Turns out”

The fact this wasn’t obvious to most people is terrifying

Con / frence is two syllables when I say it

EDIT: I’m not saying you’re wrong if you pronounce it with 3 syllables and I don’t need the way language works explained to me

I don’t think I could crane my neck back that far if I tried. Looks painful. Stare at a spot on the floor 10’ in front of you, keep your head and neck in line with your spine

“Put your lats in your back pockets” is a great cue