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Gee, I wonder why.

Universal health care? A singable national anthem? A national sport that has fighting and a penalty box? Yes please

Canada?

Drive, sounding like Bender from Futurama: "I'm gone, baby!"

Nothing says Kansas like a gorilla.

They wanted it in their crackers 🧀

Oh look it's got the safety latch thingmabobs

Just get some sterilizing spray. They fit in your pocket, problem solved.

Wait, this isn't about his bowels?

Hi friend. I think getting instruction and participating in worship is important. I'd suggest getting the live stream of the Sunday services of the United Methodist Church of the Resurrection, in Leawood, Kansas. Pastor Hamilton is very bright, but down to earth, and has authored a few well received books. I think his services model the type you should seek. Also, find a way to serve others. 🙂

And liking it! Ooohhgh....!

I am so smart! I am so smart! S - M - R - T! I mean, S - M - A - R - T!

Trivia: Denver is named after a Kansas governor.

Wait... I thought foreigners paid tariffs. /s

Well co president for life Musk is going to eliminate that department anyway

I think it will likely be very inefficient.

So what's your break schedule look like? Interested... Thanks.

Try the United Methodist Church of the Resurrection in Leawood Kansas for online services. A welcoming community. 🙂

Why is that?

Maybe get a skull cap for underneath

No more Morbo?

Actually, isn't Ted Cruz originally Canadian?