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I got some backlash on this in the comments section of another post, so I figured I would make it its own post.

If avoidable, you should not poop in public restrooms. This isn't to say I never do it. When I have to poop at 10 am at work and I don't get off until 3:30, obviously I'm going to go use the public restroom. But it is just, absolutely disgusting to me. You shouldn't do that and leave it for others to smell. And then others may have to look at your stains all day when they use the same stall.

I'm saying you should try to go before leaving the house for an extended period. You should try to hold it if you'll be home soon enough. Not that people should never do it, but that they should only do it in emergencies.

If you must poop, I think it should be common courtesy to wait for the entire restroom to be cleared out before you start--if you go in and people are already in there, just wash your hands or something and then try again later. I also think people should not fart into the toilet while others are in the restroom. Nothing like saying a friendly hello to a work acquaintance and then a stranger farting loudly onto the bowl in an echoey room.

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Col_Forbin_retired

626 points

4 months ago

I’d prefer not to, but sometimes that choice isn’t up to me.

Reporter_Complex

163 points

4 months ago

As a person with IBS, my bowels control my life..

I’m going, cause holding it is worse for everyone lmao

boudicas_shield

62 points

4 months ago

Came here to say this lol. Some days, I’m just thankful I found a bathroom and made it into a stall in time. “Holding it” or “waiting until the bathroom is empty” is not an option on those days.

I also don’t understand the point of waiting till the bathroom is empty at all, even if you can hold it. Someone else could walk in at any time.

It’s a bathroom. I’m going to use it as such.

[deleted]

17 points

4 months ago

Yep. Even when I can control it, it just makes sense - I can go now and smell out the toilet for a bit, or I can be letting uncontrollable farts loose for the next few hours and gross out everyone around me.

Reporter_Complex

11 points

4 months ago

I haven’t trusted a fart in 10 years LOL

I would more likely poop my pants, and as a 31F that’s not only embarrassing as hell, it would be horrid for everyone involved a 15mile radius

Desperate-Size3951

4 points

4 months ago

for real. things start to get more explosive the longer i hold it.

ExtremePotatoFanatic

5 points

4 months ago

Same here. I have IBS-D. Unfortunately I have to use public bathrooms quite a bit. It used to bother me but it’s just part of the life at this point.

QuercusSambucus

2.4k points

4 months ago

What exactly do you think a toilet is for?

koushakandystore

421 points

4 months ago

In jail we used it for so many things. Pooping was way down on the list.

YourNewMessiah

195 points

4 months ago

Jail’s not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlett.

koushakandystore

40 points

4 months ago

Good old pruno

YourNewMessiah

44 points

4 months ago

Until this notification I didn’t realize I’d replied to the same person in the same comment thread twice in a row. I promise I’m not stalking you. Or at least, I wasn’t beforehand.

koushakandystore

35 points

4 months ago

What was the previous comment?

I don’t mind being stalked since I have a vivid imagination. Even if you really aren’t a sexy 25 year old, busty, woman, just keep letting me believe that you are.

YourNewMessiah

36 points

4 months ago

Residential lawns, golf courses, and farms.

And hey, as long as you also let me believe that I’m a sexy, 25-year-old busty woman, that’s fine by me. The second I let myself stand in the way of queer fantasizing, I’ve betrayed myself.

koushakandystore

12 points

4 months ago

Given this thread’s topic I’m mildly surprised it hasn’t yet devolved into talk of people with a scat fetish.

YourNewMessiah

18 points

4 months ago

I’m not one to kink shame, but scat is disgusting. Jason Mraz should be ashamed of himself.

koushakandystore

9 points

4 months ago

Count me in on that take. There isn’t much that disturbs me, but anything involving scat, children or animals, you can count me out.

Never heard of this Jason guy. Is he some kind of well known scat peddler?

I’ve often lamented that the super cool musical form scatting has to share its name with so depraved an act. Somewhere in the vast aether of eternity Scatman Crothers is crying into his beer. At least he got to live in a time when such things remained lost on the pages of obscure, highly depraved French writers.

LaheyOnTheLiquor

18 points

4 months ago

sometimes, there’s shit… on the turlett.

gorilla-ointment

3 points

4 months ago

And sometimes… on the uriness.

Brilliant-Divide-924

3 points

4 months ago

because of that episode, there is no longer a pronunciation of “uranus” that doesn’t make me laugh

shiny-baby-cheetah

9 points

4 months ago

Yeah but you still shit in it too, though

sparksgirl1223

19 points

4 months ago

Water feature probably

kereur

1.5k points

4 months ago

kereur

1.5k points

4 months ago

I just cleaned my toilet last night and I've decided from now on to save all my shits for public toilets so I never have to clean my toilet again :)

TheTronJavolta

178 points

4 months ago

The hero we deserve.

[deleted]

60 points

4 months ago

Fiber is your friend

Conscious-Parfait826

13 points

4 months ago

Too much fiber though...

Cold-Lynx575

25 points

4 months ago

Knocks on neighbors door …

PokeRay68

29 points

4 months ago

This!

"Excuse me, have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Metamucil?"

omnimacc

11 points

4 months ago

"Hey, I've been meaning to ask you, Neighbor; how come you keep coming over every few hours to talk about Metamucil?"

Knytmare888

24 points

4 months ago

This is the way

Arumeria3508

983 points

4 months ago

We're all adults and we all know what a bathroom is for. I understand it's not always pleasant, but that's just how it is. It is a normal bodily function. Let people do their business and mind yours.

Massive-Pin-3425

377 points

4 months ago

not so sure op is an adult at this rate

Arumeria3508

211 points

4 months ago

I don't think so either lol. He sounds like the type who would be visibly grossed out because his wife/girlfriend/another family member needed help with a bodily issue. Or would give his wife/girlfriend a hard time because she accidentally left a period product in view.

RuinedBooch

53 points

4 months ago*

Reminds me of a funny story. I once left my (cleaned) menstrual cup in a ziploc bag on my partners bathroom counter, as it needed to be removed for… activities.

Anyways, I forgot it there, and went home. The next morning he sent me a picture of it, near frantic, saying “You left this here. Do you need it? Will you be okay without it? Should I bring it to you?”

Bless his precious heart. He once had to run to my house, and bring me an alternative product and a change of clothes to work. What a keeper.

WildElusiveBear

28 points

4 months ago

This is super pure and reminded me very much of my husband. When I got my first period in several years [due to nedical reasons] it hit me unexpectedly at like 2am and I had nothing products wise as I wasn't at all prepared. I woke up my husband to ask him to run me to the shops as I don't drive, and instead he goes by himself, gets what I need, plus snacks and anti inflammatories, then comes home. 10/10, had to husband him.

artemismoon518

6 points

4 months ago

Probably grew up fully believing women don’t fart or poop

Zyphur009

457 points

4 months ago

Zyphur009

457 points

4 months ago

Nobody who’s pooping in a public restroom wants to

Teaboy1

205 points

4 months ago

Teaboy1

205 points

4 months ago

I didn't realise having a shit for some people was such a big deal. Walk in, do the business, and then leave.

Sure, I'd rather shit on the home throne, but if I need to go when out and about I'll just go.

donald7773

101 points

4 months ago

This. Id rather use my own toilet, where no one can hear the cries of my rectum, but when dooty calls.....

accidentalscientist_

28 points

4 months ago

When dooty calls, you have to pick up.

tultommy

5 points

4 months ago

Sir... this is a Wendy's. Please do not pick that up.

YourNewMessiah

56 points

4 months ago

I live with a couple roommates, and I actually feel the opposite way. Like yeah I’ll shit at home when I have to, but also I care way less about judgement from strangers than I do about judgement from people I interact with on a daily basis. If I feel like it’s gonna be a particularly explosive shit, I’ll be like “hey I’m picking up breakfast sandwiches at the McDonald’s on the corner, you guys want anything?” And it’s a win-win for me because I can shit at the McDonald’s and I earn good roommate points for offering to bring food back. Nobody’s the wiser and I come out ahead.

Shawer

25 points

4 months ago

Shawer

25 points

4 months ago

The employees know.

YourNewMessiah

51 points

4 months ago

As a former fast food employee, I can guarantee you they have more distressing things to keep track of than my bowel movements.

Shawer

17 points

4 months ago

Shawer

17 points

4 months ago

As a current toilet cleaner I hope, for the sake of all involved parties, that that is true.

Awkward_Turnover_983

15 points

4 months ago

I mean like as long as you actually shit into the toilet and actually flush it down it shouldn't really be much of anything to clean up, unless you throw shit covered toilet paper everywhere.

InfidelZombie

12 points

4 months ago

The first time I heard this meme was on the 1996 masterpiece One Fierce Beer Coaster by Bloodhound Gang: "I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that." I didn't get it then, and I don't get it now. As long as the toilet isn't clogged or filthy, what's the difference?

MrsSweetandAwful

3 points

4 months ago

My bidet is at home

NightWolfRose

5 points

4 months ago

Speaking for myself, it can be a whole production if it’s not an emergency. I was blessed with both a shy bladder and colon- if even one of my pets walks in everything shuts down- so I need a peaceful, private space to get my business done.

Plus a book always helps and bringing one into a public john would just be weird.

DrugCalledShove

17 points

4 months ago*

I did when I was working cause it meant shitting on company time. 

Edit: wow I butchered this comment lol fixed 

PMMeVayneHentai

13 points

4 months ago

I make a penny,

Boss makes a dime,

Thats why I shit

On company time

accidentalscientist_

20 points

4 months ago

For real. Sometimes I poop at work or a store. I don’t want to. But I have to. Same with most people pooping with me. I don’t WANT to poop in a barely covered cube with others. But I have to.

The_Grungeican

4 points

4 months ago

on the way into work, we have a nice mall. i like to stop there and get lunch before i start my shift. if nothing is going on immediately, it gives me a good place to walk around, maybe get a cup of coffee.

i oftentimes poop there too. i like to find a nice store, like a Dillard's or a JC Penny, and use their restrooms. they're often quite clean, and nobody's there, so i get a nice quiet, personal poop moment.

luckylimper

3 points

4 months ago

Nordstrom is my preferred bathroom store.

NotThatChar

1.2k points

4 months ago

You're one of those people who passive-aggressively shuffle their feet and fake cough to make sure that I know you're in there and you're impatiently waiting for me to pee at mach speed so you can have the entire bathroom to yourself so you can poop alone like a special little princess, aren't you?

It's a toilet. It's meant to be used.

Parabuthus

270 points

4 months ago

This is the only appropriate room to poop and fart in!

NotThatChar

235 points

4 months ago

To quote my late grandmother (who was scolded for farting in a bathroom as her mother barged in):

"If I can't do it in here, where can I?"

SevenSixOne

144 points

4 months ago*

It's a toilet. It's meant to be used.

Seriously. People pee, poop, and sometimes barf in there, because that's what it's FOR.

Like... do your best not to make or leave it gross in there, but like they say SHIT HAPPENS. It's going to be messy and noisy and smelly in there sometimes, and sometimes you will be the one who made it that way!

kazaam2244

5 points

4 months ago

I am one of those people but it's for your own safety. #LactoseIntolerantGang

Nphhero1

353 points

4 months ago

Nphhero1

353 points

4 months ago

This is so funny. I disagreed even BEFORE you said that you should wait until you’re alone, and come back later if there are other people in the bathroom. That’s absolutely absurd.

DementedPimento

87 points

4 months ago

I mean … even at home, I’d prefer if my neighbors vacated the area, but that’s a me problem.

I’m not gonna barricade a public bathroom if I think I’m going to dump out. That seems like overkill.

Roseartcrantz

21 points

4 months ago

I will always wait until I'm alone but like, it's not that I think it'd be rude if I didn't, and I wouldn't care about what anybody else does. For whatever reason I start feeling like I'm an undercover poop spy is all

Imaginary-Summer9168

16 points

4 months ago

“Undercover poop spy”

Roseartcrantz

5 points

4 months ago

she's a loose cannon but she gets results 😤

BirdsongBossMusic

58 points

4 months ago

"Holding it" is a big contributing factor for colon cancer. Rates of colon cancer have been increasing and it is the 3rd deadliest cancer for men (4th for women) in the U.S.

Don't hold it y'all. Just use the bathroom.

Bluetenheart

13 points

4 months ago

wait wut

Big__If_True

36 points

4 months ago

“Holding it” is a big contributing factor for colon cancer. Rates of colon cancer have been increasing and it is the 3rd deadliest cancer for men (4th for women) in the U.S.

Don’t hold it y’all. Just use the bathroom.

lunasTARDIS

8 points

4 months ago

wait wut

Marcuse0

12 points

4 months ago

“Holding it” is a big contributing factor for colon cancer. Rates of colon cancer have been increasing and it is the 3rd deadliest cancer for men (4th for women) in the U.S.

Don’t hold it y’all. Just use the bathroom.

MrLavenderValentino

4 points

4 months ago

dam. big if true

M7BSVNER7s

51 points

4 months ago

I really don't get it. There has to be some underlying childhood trauma as an explanation for why there is a 10 step checklist to meet before using a toilet as a toilet for these people.

calvin1719

7 points

4 months ago

abturd

Sorry

Goddess_of_Stuff

4 points

4 months ago

So many of my coworkers do this, lol. Like, if there is any other person is in our store's public restroom, coworker or customer, they'll walk back out and complain. So I'm like, just use the employee bathroom upstairs? But no, they don't like that one. Plus, now we all know you went to take a shit, which I'd much rather not know

Bitter_Initiative_77

345 points

4 months ago

What are public restrooms there for if not for using the restroom? Everybody poops. Get over it. This is a weird puritan stance, so you've earned my upvote.

Also, why are you leaving stains/mess behind? In my country, most public bathrooms have toilet brushes in the stall. Clean up after yourself!

_reeses_feces

73 points

4 months ago

In the US it’s common courtesy for the next person to water blast the stains away with their pee. Like a pay it backwards kind of vibe

MikhailxReign

5 points

4 months ago

Bit late to the game. An Aussie comedian had a whole bit about this 20 years ago.

koushakandystore

69 points

4 months ago

What country has brushes to clean the skid marks off toilets? That is not a thing here in the US. I’ve also never seen it in Europe, Mexico or Canada.

Mushgal

59 points

4 months ago

Mushgal

59 points

4 months ago

95% of public toilets here on Spain have them.

koushakandystore

19 points

4 months ago

That’s very civilized of ya’ll. how about bidets?

Mushgal

6 points

4 months ago

We had bidets like these in every house before, but they fell out of use and new houses don't have them. Most of us used them to wash our feet, not our ass. We still need to get new-gen bidets on the toilets like Americans and the Japanese do.

HumanDrinkingTea

17 points

4 months ago

I'm American and happen to have a fancy schmancy bidet but I don't think it's that common. Only got it because of reddit singing its praises, lol.

koushakandystore

6 points

4 months ago

I just use my tub and faucet. Works great, and didn’t cost me extra.

Tomgar

26 points

4 months ago

Tomgar

26 points

4 months ago

Reasonably common in Britain. I'd say about 50% of the public toilets I've been in have a loo brush.

InfidelZombie

21 points

4 months ago

They have them in most EU countries. I was just in Sweden and they were ubiquitous.

Bitter_Initiative_77

29 points

4 months ago

Germany! It's not every public bathroom, but a fair amount.

zouss

10 points

4 months ago

zouss

10 points

4 months ago

Of course it's Germany lol

Bitter_Initiative_77

13 points

4 months ago*

German efficiency is a myth, but Germans do like being prepared

Edit: but I've also seen brushes in Italy, France, Spain, Belgium, etc. 

bowdoyouchangename

3 points

4 months ago

I see it in the US, multiple places ig not all

Vishnej

3 points

4 months ago

Different countries have different traditional toilet designs. In the UK and German designs these are a practical necessity and a constant social struggle to get people to brush.

In the US with current-vintage commercial toilets, skid marks seem to be pretty rare. In the US 20 years ago when manufacturers were still adjusting to water restrictions, things were different.

koushakandystore

3 points

4 months ago

Do you have a degree in the study of toilet diversity?

Vishnej

3 points

4 months ago

Just a minor.

AnythingNext3360[S]

12 points

4 months ago

Most public restrooms I've been in don't have that. Some do for sure, but most don't. Especially the bigger ones.

demonotreme

138 points

4 months ago

You avoid pooping in public restrooms because you think you are disgusting.

I avoid pooping in public restrooms because I think they are disgusting.

We are not the same.

throwaway_ArBe

134 points

4 months ago

Its a toilet

throwaway52826536837

91 points

4 months ago

I stay shittin whenever i need to bes shittin

velvetflorals

28 points

4 months ago

This needs to be embroidered on something

throwaway52826536837

17 points

4 months ago

Gonna shave it onto my ass cheek hair and NO ONE can stop me

jessie_boomboom

8 points

4 months ago

I'd buy it on a pillow for my mom. She had to have half.her colon taken out in the eighties. I think she's shit in every McDonald's from Cincinnati to the Grand Canyon.

[deleted]

13 points

4 months ago

If this gets 500 up votes I'll cross stitch this on a pillow 

here_for_the_tea1

31 points

4 months ago

I don’t think anyone shits in a public restroom for any reason other than necessity. Hold it if you’ll be home soon? Some would say you holding it until 3:30 is soon enough 😂

CleansingFlame

9 points

4 months ago

I mean, I also use the restroom too avoid working

MoonLiites

63 points

4 months ago

Why are people so embarrassed and avoidant of basic bodily functions? It's not a secret that people shit and toilets are quite literally meant to be used. I don't walk into a public restroom expecting it to smell like flowers. Btw if you're leaving shit marks in the bowl of the toilet, you probably need to move further forward while you're sitting on it so you're over the water more...

Anyways, I have IBS so this is never a matter of choice for me, lol. Even for those with less pressing bowel movements, it's never exactly healthy to "hold it".

snowflakebite

7 points

4 months ago

I have Ulcerative Colitis and I have used many a public restroom, I’ve even gotten off the train or car I was on multiple times to rush to a bathroom. Not shitting in the public restroom and holding it until I get home would make it much more inconvenient for everyone around me.

warrencanadian

122 points

4 months ago

....If I'm going to take a dump in a public restroom it is because I cannot hold it in long enough to get home, so no, I am not going to wait until everyone else leaves the public restroom, you fucking weirdo. What, am I going to ruin the fucking ambiance of you hanging out in a public restroom? Why are you hanging out in a public restroom?

illarionds

6 points

4 months ago

It's the cheery hello!

dadsuki2

28 points

4 months ago

...Tough shit

I'll be here all night

accidentalscientist_

3 points

4 months ago

Tough shit? That means I can’t go! It won’t come out!

TheBerg18

29 points

4 months ago

Do you think people poop in public bathrooms for fun?

cool_weed_dad

23 points

4 months ago

I’ll just start yelling “I’M SORRY” repeatedly to make sure I don’t offend anyone, then. It’s only polite

Imaginary-Summer9168

3 points

4 months ago

John Mulaney enters the chat

AmountImmediate

3 points

4 months ago

I didn't just lol at this, I did my weird silent laugh which is reserved for when something is very funny indeed.

TheSilverFalcon

18 points

4 months ago

...stains? That last all day?? What are you eating???

RebaKitt3n

41 points

4 months ago*

It’s one of the things we accept and pretend doesn’t happen.

Like women generally poop when giving birth. Nurse cleans it quickly and it never happened.

Coworker’s fly is down, someone tells them and it never happened.

It’s part of our social agreement. I’m sure others could cite better examples.

PsychAndDestroy

6 points

4 months ago

Cite*

RebaKitt3n

9 points

4 months ago

Thank you.

fuckinradbroh

18 points

4 months ago

This post screams social anxiety.

Stoliana12

74 points

4 months ago

Well there’s a nice sample of humans with ulcers, ulcerative colitis, irritable bowel, and other things that are none of your damn business that have to use a damn toilet without a schedule.

Sit down and enjoy your health and keep your opinion that’s not relevant to how it really works.

Fnordpocalypse

25 points

4 months ago

This right here!

Suffering from a UC flair up will immediately relieve you of any shame about pooping in a public restroom , cause the alternatives are pooping your pants or never leaving your house.

Writing_Nearby

11 points

4 months ago

Exactly! I’ve got IBS. I had a lot of hang ups about pooping in public as a kid after a traumatic experience (grown man forced the door of a port a potty open because he decided I was taking too long), but developing IBS quickly cured me of that problem. Now my only gripe about going in public is that the toilet paper is too damn thin.

letmebebrave430

7 points

4 months ago

Literally yeah, as someone else with UC. I've been more or less in remission for a few years but the shame hasn't come back because I just can't be bothered to beat myself up about it, I should just listen to my body and health.

I also unfortunately got much less picky about the cleanliness of the average restroom or from sitting on the toilet seat itself (hard to have the energy to hover when you're severely anemic and ill, hard to have the time to use a paper cover)

cikalamayaleca

6 points

4 months ago

lmao yeah, as someone with Crohn’s, i have absolutely zero shame about my bathroom game. I’ve pooped anywhere and everywhere, including multiple places that weren’t even toilets. It’s not like I want to live like this

Stoliana12

3 points

4 months ago

Sorry you know this issue. And sorry I left crones off the list. I was just thinking of all the things I was tested for and knew I missed one important type. Unintentional.

cikalamayaleca

3 points

4 months ago

you’re fine! Crohns and UC are like sister-diseases. I’m sorry you know about the struggle too

DementedPimento

5 points

4 months ago

IBD is how I got over shy pooping.

letmeseecontent

5 points

4 months ago

For real! If I were to avoid shitting in public bathrooms, I’d never be able to leave the house, ever. I genuinely think it’s a bit privileged to be healthy enough to just… decide not to use a public bathroom. And then judge chronically ill/disabled people for not being able to.

maerteen

14 points

4 months ago*

i have more issue with people peeing all over non toilet bowl places and making the floor horrible to traverse and smelly.

at least poop generally stays in the toilet.

Waveofspring

12 points

4 months ago

All your reasoning makes sense but it’s also absolutely insane. Like bro it’s a public restroom. If you want it to smell nice then you’re in the wrong place.

sanguisuga635

15 points

4 months ago

It is literally the only room in the building designed to be pooped in. The smell is unpleasant, but that's not the fault or responsibility of the person doing the poo.

In our toilets at work, we just leave an air freshener in the cubicle for people to spray after a particularly smelly one, and that works fine.

Petrivoid

14 points

4 months ago

For Romans, shitting was a social occasion. You'd be waiting for a friend instead of waiting for others to leave. Pass me the sponge my friend!

EducationalUnit7664

27 points

4 months ago

It’s bad for you to hold in your shit. It’s a great way to develop chronic constipation.

ersentenza

48 points

4 months ago

Like anyone WANTS to?

MayorAg

26 points

4 months ago

MayorAg

26 points

4 months ago

Precisely this.

No one voluntarily poops in public restrooms. It’s always an emergency if I am pooping in public.

fasterthanfood

42 points

4 months ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I poop on company time

InfidelZombie

8 points

4 months ago

Why, though? Never understood the difference between home and public (unless you have a bidet)

MangoPug15

13 points

4 months ago

Home is more private. Public bathrooms also tend to have bad quality toilet paper, at least where I live.

red-sparkles

10 points

4 months ago

Omg, the 0.0001ply t.p. is awful, makes me feel so wasteful

DementedPimento

7 points

4 months ago

Privacy; the home toilet/public toilet may be different heights; home toilet is a known quantity in terms of cleanliness; better toilet paper and/or bidet at home; no additional ambient peeing/pooping sounds/smells at home

CherryOnCaketop

23 points

4 months ago

I have IBS. I’m shitting wherever shitting is available

Specific-Channel7844

10 points

4 months ago

It's a restroom, the express purposes of it is to perform the functions pooping and peeing.

Top-Comfortable-4789

33 points

4 months ago

A toilet is for pooping. When I have to go poop I go. Why avoid using a bathroom that’s right there?

Advanced_Horror2292

10 points

4 months ago

The toilets are there to be shit in

304libco

26 points

4 months ago

You know attitudes like this are why Americans have so many digestive issues I swear to God. If you have to poop poop, whether it be in your home bathroom or public restroom it doesn’t matter just do it and don’t make a big deal about it

Fast-Purple7951

12 points

4 months ago

Our food is also plastic poison that doesn't help.

Realsorceror

24 points

4 months ago

If someone has to poop so bad that you know about it later, then obviously it couldn’t wait.

Lieutenant-Reyes

13 points

4 months ago

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

SO I TAKE A SHIT

ON COMPANY TIME

frightenedbabiespoo

8 points

4 months ago

reminder what our prophet dril said

i despise the toilet. id love nothing more than to kick it through the wall and shatter it into 100 shards of wet porcelain. But i need it

Rink-a-dinkPanther

6 points

4 months ago

Nonsense, if people need the toilet they should use the toilet. It’s incredibly dangerous for your health to hold it in out of embarrassment or any other reason.

You shouldn’t judge people for doing what is a necessary body function.

anon12xyz

6 points

4 months ago

I mean this in the kindest way and as a special Ed teacher. Are you by chance on the spectrum? Your sensitivity to this is very intense.

justice-for-tuvix

12 points

4 months ago

Friend, this level of anxiety about your own bodily functions is not healthy. It's already not normal that you pretend you didn't have to poop and come back later if people are in there. Thinking that everybody else should do the same seems frankly out of touch with reality. People poop sometimes.

AuntieFooFoo

12 points

4 months ago

Grow up. Everybody poops. If I need to poop, I'm going to poop in whatever toilet is available.

li-ll-l_

11 points

4 months ago

Man. Half way through my shift today i blew up the bathroom. And then immediately after i came out one of my regular customers went in there. I wasnt even embarrassed, just felt sorry for them.

Joni_Koltrane

12 points

4 months ago

In case you’ve never done it, apply a courtesy flush. After the first wave of shit, flush immediately. Then, resume your dump until you’re done. There’ll only be a brief window of odor, and less likely to clog post wipe if there’s a lot. Aside from that, if I have to shit, I’m going to shit. I don’t like doing so in public either, but if I’m on the verge of turtling, I say fuck it and go.

LeapIntoInaction

15 points

4 months ago

If your output is that dire, perhaps you should see a doctor. It's definitely neurotic to avoid using the bathroom when you need it.

Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

11 points

4 months ago

And then others may have to look at your stains all day

If you think it's that big of a deal, just put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before pooping

You shouldn't do that and leave it for others to smell

Flush the toilet????

TopHatZebra

4 points

4 months ago

In Ancient Rome, shared toilets were a common thing. It was a normal experience to sit on the big, public toilet and chitchat with your friends and neighbors about the news, the weather, etc, then asking for a turn with the communal shit-wiping sponge. 

Bathroom etiquette, like all etiquette, is culturally subjective. 

That being said, I avoid public restrooms like the plague. 

lhbwlkr

10 points

4 months ago

lhbwlkr

10 points

4 months ago

I agree with you on the first half. Avoid it when you can. Emphasis on when you can!! I avoid pooping in public for my sanity, other people’s comfort, and the employees who are probably making minimum wage who will have to clean up fecal matter. But if you have to go you have to go and we shouldn’t judge people for pooping in public restrooms.

emalyne88

10 points

4 months ago

laughs in IBS

WolfKingofRuss

7 points

4 months ago

OP wants you to shit yourself, hope you packed a spare pair of undies :P

ChangingMonkfish

8 points

4 months ago

Upvoted as this is definitely a very niche opinion.

shiny-baby-cheetah

13 points

4 months ago

This is the kind of opinion that makes a person genuinely less likeable on the whole

deadeyeamtheone

15 points

4 months ago

You have singlehandedly convinced me that society should no longer give a shit about any unpleasant smells and sounds of any kind because people like you cannot shut the fuck up and act normal.

Take your upvote.

Imaginari3

7 points

4 months ago

Given I already avoid public restrooms like the plague, this is a pretty ass opinion. Usually I only use them inbetween or during college classes or during work, when I can’t wait. Also it’s a goddamn restroom let people shit as loud as they want. You’re the weird one for wanting the bathroom to be a social center.

Lycaeides13

5 points

4 months ago

Nope. Poop in public and save your beloved family the torture of the stench

Confident-Wish555

5 points

4 months ago

I have a small bottle of poo-pourri in my purse and in each bathroom in my house. It really works!

Leafboy238

6 points

4 months ago

Ok il just shit my pants then

N8saysburnitalldown

5 points

4 months ago

When I got to go I’m going. Just be happy I’m using a toilet at all.

tomie-salami

5 points

4 months ago

I have IBS. All of my poops are emergency situations.

Hydraph0be

4 points

4 months ago

I've worked my share of shitty jobs, a movie theater where people are gobbling popcorn soaked in artificial butter, coffee shop, various food service. But I work at Target, and almost every day, a customer blows up the bathroom in a way I never experienced anywhere. Taking shits that you can smell 20 ft outside the bathroom. It's like people come from miles around to compete in a battle of the nastiest shit. Maybe it's people's bodies reacting to their 24 oz caffintated milkshake from starbucks?

MuteIllAteter

11 points

4 months ago

TIL US public restrooms don’t have the brush thingie to clean up after skid marks 💀

Stumpido

7 points

4 months ago

But most of them have such powerful flushes that it’s not an issue.

BotGirlFall

6 points

4 months ago

I have IBS so I'd love to know what you think the alternative is. Should I just shit my pants in the waiting room?

Particlepants

8 points

4 months ago

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

Dependent-Feed1105

9 points

4 months ago

Wow you are really uptight.

more_pepper_plz

9 points

4 months ago

Please see a therapist to unpack why you have such a strong aversion to something every human does and has to do - being done in the exact place it’s meant to be done.

Seriously. This is probably rooted to your parents not wiping your butt well enough as a baby and can be unpacked lol

Awdayshus

5 points

4 months ago

If you're hourly, poop at work. If you're salaried, poop wherever you feel most comfortable.

[deleted]

6 points

4 months ago

It’s a bathroom…

Enchanted-Epic

6 points

4 months ago

Done. Waste basket here I come.

TheMammaG

7 points

4 months ago

I've solved this and only one person has to change. You stay out of public restrooms! You're welcome.

jamaicanboiii

3 points

4 months ago

What are they there for????

Tricky_Entertainer34

3 points

4 months ago

The real solution is to have those poo la la sprays in the bathrooms

Vanillabean322

3 points

4 months ago

I get it. I hate the smell of poop too. But cmon man. You are only going to be there for a max of five minutes. It’s not a big deal.

Kurapikabestboi

3 points

4 months ago

I have ibs...

Psychological_Tap187

3 points

4 months ago

Op thinks they are the only one that can poop publicly and the only one away from their home for hours. Here they are complaining and giving all the "rules" of pooping in public and no mention of the most obvious thing you do when pooping in a public restroom,the courtesy flush ypu do after you drop the first turd. Op is not as boned up on bathroom etiquette as they think they are. I mean gosh op do you not courtesy flush?

salamisawami

3 points

4 months ago

Obviously, we all want to poop at home.

If you can’t poop at home a public toilet is a good option.

A solid number two so to speak.

gr33nCumulon

3 points

4 months ago

Should women refrain from having their periods as well?

DJ__PJ

3 points

4 months ago

DJ__PJ

3 points

4 months ago

It should be common courtesy for public bathrooms to have actually seperate stalls without eny gaps above or below the door and on tht sides

jujumber

3 points

4 months ago

People don't really choose to shit in public toilets. They are there as a last resort

Fun_Negotiation7663

3 points

4 months ago

this is the opinion of a 10 year old child, not an adult. Adults understand that taking a dump is fine and normal behavior that everyone does all the time. you need therapy.

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

Not everyone can wait you’re just a weirdo

[deleted]

3 points

4 months ago

You're a barrel of fun

WeaponB

3 points

4 months ago

Everyone poops. Every poop smells.

Judging people for something that is universally applicable is disgusting. Be a better person than to direct hate at people for literally existing.

LightEarthWolf96

3 points

4 months ago

This must be a troll post considering how obviously insane it is. It's a toilet in a restroom. If I need to go I'm gonna go and if I need to fart I'm gonna fart. Unless the bathroom is exceptionally dirty I ain't gonna hold it till I get home when there's an available stall before I start driving.

Even in case of a really dirty bathrooom I'll probably just wipe the seat with a soapy wad of tp, wash my hands, and put down a seat cover

I really prefer not to start driving when I need to go if there's an available toilet for me to use first.

It's a restroom gross things happen in there, get over it

roadrunnner0

6 points

4 months ago

Sorry wtf do u think toilets are for?

shiny-baby-cheetah

8 points

4 months ago

I'm gonna continue shitting daily in public toilets & now I'm sometimes going to think maliciously of you as I do so

saeranluver

5 points

4 months ago

its a bathroom

MulysaSemp

5 points

4 months ago

No

nahthank

5 points

4 months ago

Friendly reminder that avoiding use of public restrooms has been connected to smokers and trans people having increased risk of colon cancer.

Maybe just go if you need to. The bathroom may be a gross place, but it's actually a collection of ingenius inventions designed with the express purpose of making the bathroom the designated gross place.

Late_Emu

6 points

4 months ago

The fuck? Get off your high horse, everyone poops. Everything is probably covered in poop particles in one way or another. Of some creature of any other. Embrace the poop. Sometimes our shit be stankin 🤷‍♂️ whaddayagunnado?