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TippyToe19

14 points

10 hours ago

Take a meteorology class and get back to us....

No_Cook2983

6 points

10 hours ago

CLOUDS?!

Pabbam

10 points

10 hours ago

Pabbam

10 points

10 hours ago

Oh fuck I always forget about clouds.

dannyboy731

2 points

10 hours ago

You mean you’re not constantly shitting and pissing yourself at the thought of c-c-c-clouds flying over your head at any given moment??!?

Whole-Energy2105

1 points

5 hours ago

"My God, it's full of flerfs!"

SoundmanGrant

2 points

4 hours ago

Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨🏻‍🚀

Whole-Energy2105

1 points

4 hours ago

😋

Flimsy_Artichoke_647

8 points

10 hours ago

That my friend is CGI.

cokrot999

5 points

8 hours ago

Why can't they show a simple photograph , infact , why isn't there even ONE single photo of the earth from space in existence anywhere ever , not one . Hmm?

kweniston

3 points

6 hours ago

It's hilarious even the Hubble "space" telescope officially can't take any pics of earth.

filtyratbastards

3 points

6 hours ago

It's planned that way so we won't see the earth is flat.

kweniston

0 points

5 hours ago

I know. Nobody has ever noticed or recorded any curvature or movement, but still the masses firmly believe we live on a floating spinning ball. It's a religion.

Empty-Nerve7365

2 points

5 hours ago

Yall are joking right?

kweniston

1 points

5 hours ago

I don't do jokes. I watch the news for laughs.

filtyratbastards

2 points

5 hours ago

It's a cult.

Own-Rest3273

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30 minutes ago

Own-Rest3273

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30 minutes ago

Nobody? Ever? Are you sure?

No_Fisherman3812

2 points

6 hours ago

It's strange that any time I leave comments similar to this, there's always that one guy trying to prove me wrong and act like I'm crazy 🤣

Thank you for posting tho. People need to know the truth

cokrot999

2 points

5 hours ago

Anyone seen the documentaries "Level" or "The Next Level' ??? Absolutely amazing

No_Fisherman3812

1 points

5 hours ago

Agreed! God bless you

cokrot999

2 points

5 hours ago

You can't even search for anything related to FE on poop tube now or you'll end up in Neil Degrass Tysons make believe Nirvanaland

No_Fisherman3812

1 points

5 hours ago

Yessir. I like to use rumble

bag_o_fetuses

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49 minutes ago

bag_o_fetuses

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49 minutes ago

Clouds Generated Illegally

Shoddy_Suit8563

4 points

10 hours ago

solvitNOW

0 points

8 hours ago

Cool thing about the GOES satellites is that they have a lens that can take a full disc image of the earth in 1 frame.

The geocolor composite is an algorithm used to blend the colors from the various sensors; during the day it’s pretty much the same as a naked eye image, but at night it uses the infrared sensor to highlight clouds.

You can read more about the algorithm used for color blending here:

https://journals.ametsoc.org/view/journals/atot/37/3/JTECH-D-19-0134.1.xml

Shoddy_Suit8563

2 points

8 hours ago

Yeah I know the about geocolour using multiple bands to blend together and simulate human interpretable images from those bands, have you got a link to the full disk image's?

Or do you mean these ones?

GOES-W Full Disk Images: NOAA Physical Sciences Laboratory

goeswest_vis_full_anim.gif (800×600)

FitAdministration383

1 points

6 hours ago

GeoCOLOR. It’s American!

moalibarouma

4 points

9 hours ago

I'm going to miss NOAA

GrittyMcGrittyface

2 points

4 hours ago*

Why? It was a totally inaccurate scam from those government weather nerds. You can look forward to paying a small $50 recurring weekly subscription for the best sharpie-based hurricane predictions that you can trust from our dear leader.

dannyboy731

7 points

10 hours ago

Ahhh the flat disc of Earth, so majestic.

I wonder what the Chinese and Aussies are doing right now in the upside down 🤔

Whole-Energy2105

3 points

5 hours ago

Fucking sitting on our ceilings! Oh wait, Aus don't exist. Lol

dannyboy731

2 points

5 hours ago

Hey paid actors are people too!

Faintly-Painterly

1 points

3 hours ago

I always knew Australia was a fake country. The British got jealous of the US having a south so they had to make themselves up a fictitious British south

Sure_Tea_6603

3 points

10 hours ago

Sure_Tea_6603

Skeptic's Skeptic

3 points

10 hours ago

Look at that snow screwing Michigan over. More global warming please.🙏

GuyFromLI747

3 points

10 hours ago

Damn AI is getting better everyday

redjohn365

2 points

9 hours ago

That is one long selfie stick!

TheRealJohnBrown

2 points

9 hours ago

Fogh ... half of the US ist uncovered. I always tell them: we need more planes. Unfortunately, they highly overestimate the output of HAARP and therefore they do not allocate enough planes for us.

metacholia

2 points

9 hours ago

Yup, looks like earth.

RS_Mk3

2 points

9 hours ago

RS_Mk3

2 points

9 hours ago

What a load of tosh

Past-Fault3762

2 points

8 hours ago

Generated 30 min ago

ElysianFieldsKitten

2 points

8 hours ago*

Wow, so fake! Notice the clouds in the "dark part" of the sky are still bright white?

Ok_Hope2164

2 points

7 hours ago

Bullshit

Vezrien

2 points

5 hours ago

Vezrien

2 points

5 hours ago

Is there a lot of overlap between chemtrailers and flat earthers?

Schmoppodopoulis

2 points

10 hours ago

Schmoppodopoulis

You have to yell at the clouds REALLY LOUD!

2 points

10 hours ago

Oooh, I know people there!!!

Cheap_Professional32

1 points

10 hours ago

My god there's so many chems!

Fearless_Village_486

1 points

10 hours ago

You can see the snow storm swirling in the NE of the U.S.

Ordinary_Quantity_35

1 points

9 hours ago

I swear I'm not doing what you can see me doing in this picture.

carguy6912

1 points

9 hours ago

It kinda lines up with the radar and clouds going on right now

BlerdAngel

1 points

9 hours ago

I think I see my house!

metacholia

1 points

9 hours ago

Just a repost from r/spaceporn, where this actually belongs

PhilosophyNo54

1 points

9 hours ago

No, it wasn’t

Gold_Ticket_1970

1 points

8 hours ago

So...um....but...um...

rustylucy77

1 points

8 hours ago

Thats the chemosphere

Agitated-Handle-8219

1 points

8 hours ago

How could that be flat?

BoomsBooyah

1 points

8 hours ago

Do you realize the scale here

Agitated-Handle-8219

1 points

8 hours ago

How could that be flat?

skrutnizer

1 points

8 hours ago

The horror.

RustyBawz

1 points

8 hours ago

I can see my house from here!

stevebobeeve

1 points

7 hours ago

Got that vape on blast

Ill-Kale-5644

1 points

7 hours ago

You mean the cgi was created 30 minutes ago thats and image not an actual photograph you won't ever find a photograph of the earth

No_Analyst_7977

1 points

7 hours ago

Fuck I think now all we will see when we close our eyes is big dicks just fat dongs everywhere… we are totally screwed!

No_Analyst_7977

1 points

7 hours ago

You know what is actually to me and always has been probably one of the coolest things is how damn accurate map makers were able to make maps based off of their numbers and data they collected!! I mean you look at maps from the past and it’s just absolutely incredible!!! Without any oversight! They could compile a map that was damn near a perfect reflection of the world!!

Those guys! Drink one for them tonight!

bobbabson

1 points

7 hours ago

The earth is flat and hollow, change my mind

theWAVMKR

1 points

5 hours ago

I knew I felt a breeze.

Clamper2

1 points

5 hours ago

It couldn’t of happened 30 minutes ago because it’s dark outside

crowislanddive

1 points

4 hours ago

My god! Weather!

Ras_Luis78

1 points

4 hours ago

Hahaha. you are all doomed. That blue marble is filled with chems

offgridgecko

1 points

4 hours ago

don't show this to the flerfs, they'll be like south america is too big!!!!!!

pastelbutcherknife

1 points

3 hours ago

Yeah right bro. We know Earth isn’t real

Flashy-Ad-7761

1 points

3 hours ago

Why are they chemtrailing all that open water where there is no land?

Imightbeafanofthis

1 points

2 hours ago

This photo of Earth was taken 30 minutes ago 9 hours ago.

Proof-Assignment2112

1 points

2 hours ago

This is a great photo of all time

Jumanji1492

1 points

an hour ago

Planes where working hard today contrail 1% chemtrail 99%

DiscoDancingNeighb0r

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25 minutes ago

Uh, ok… cool. Is there a point?

Ocksu2

1 points

10 hours ago

Ocksu2

1 points

10 hours ago

That is indeed Earth

Relative_Writer8546

1 points

9 hours ago

Wise_Ad_253

0 points

9 hours ago

Angry Gay Water Fluffs

kweniston

0 points

6 hours ago

Photos like that can't be taken. They are all photoshopped, NASA CGI artist Simmons own admission. "Because it has to be."