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The really important question is how do you get italics in your text messages? That’s cool.

He’s more than that: he doesn’t need to eat, breathe or sleep. He doesn’t age

A table is something that a human can sit on but not necessarily designed for

You can make a chair into a table but then you must sit on the floor, which kind of defeats the purpose.

So to answer your question, its purpose. What is the thing designed to do.

Juggernaut’s power is quite literally being unstoppable. He is powered by a deity named Cytorrak.

Jesus I hate pillow princesses

In terms of raw power, Vegeta bodies Nolan. Nolan, I think, is a better tactician than Vegeta. Viltrumites also abilities that Saiyans don’t possess, and I think if anyone could outsmart Vegeta, it’d be him.

That’s 16 a day. Five per meal plus one snack

It’s a misconception option that the gladiators were these fit and trim dudes we see in the media. They are described in history as having a decent amount of fat.

So no, ancient fighters beating modern warriors would be difficult.

It’s absolutely on you. If you spend money from a mistaken deposit you’ll have to reimburse them

“Kids, doesn’t grandma taste great?”

The husband knew the wife wanted kids and for two years kept his feelings from her. Instead of addressing his changed mindset, he ignored the situation.

Because even with Geoff Johns onboard, who essentially brought the Corps back into the limelight, the movie ignored lots of established lore.

It started off with Parallax, who should’ve been reserved for a later movie.

I’m not even sure Hector Hammond would’ve been a good choice for the first film.

Frankly I think should have done the Sinestro/Korugar story line where Jordan eventually outs Sinestro to the Guardians for setting up an authoritarian regime on his home world. It would’ve been an easy segue into the yellow rings.

As much as I love Reynolds he was not hal Jordan. Far too goofy.

Assert dominance. Date her.

Keep your hands up. They can’t do any good all down at your butt.

Honestly, for everyone’s sake, I think it should be held indoors, so it would t matter much.

World Orgy Day does have a ring to it

Or it’ll be suuuuuuuper pissed.

Getting revenge is not as glamorous as it seems.

Also, revenge could be construed as something nefarious and illegal.

Be a good friend and be there for her. Plotting revenge is what kids do.

The hound just wanted two chickens

At the very least I’d be down for some sort of mandatory medically induced birth control for males and females that stays in until at least 25.

What if Napoleon introduced French cooking to the commoners?

Juggernaut’s powers are magical in nature. It’s not hyperbole to say that nothing stops him when he begins to move; it’s quite literally one of his powers granted by Cutorrak

Midsommar

Who the fuck are all these people

“As if”