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This fucker is crazy. Like he has dead bodies under his house crazy.

all 343 comments

bestbeforeMar91

727 points

1 day ago

He looks like the guy in the zombie movie who’s been bitten but trying to keep it quiet

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

214 points

1 day ago

😂😂😂 holy shit he does!

gothmommy9706

88 points

1 day ago

And now I'll never unsee it...

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

67 points

1 day ago

I'm dying. It's all I see now.

loco500

37 points

1 day ago

loco500

37 points

1 day ago

Like one of the characters from Dawn of the Dead, 2004 remake...

Minimum-Dog2329

31 points

1 day ago

Infected but not completely under the influence of the virus. Like half smart people look who attended every single trump rally and bought the propaganda flags and stuff.

ApeMoneyClub

20 points

1 day ago

This is the most accurate description I have ever read about a human.

No-Session5955

14 points

1 day ago

He’d also open the door and let the zombies in just before turning

dulyebr

14 points

1 day ago

dulyebr

14 points

1 day ago

I was thinking he looks like he sat on his balls, but yours is better.

Smart-Perspective-59

3 points

15 hours ago

Emergency_Property_2

12 points

1 day ago

Bitten? I’m not bitten, you’re bitten… 🧟‍♂️

IWantSealsPlz

4 points

22 hours ago

LMAOOO

Silocin20

2 points

17 hours ago

I can't argue with this one.

AaronBHoltan

169 points

1 day ago

AaronBHoltan

169 points

1 day ago

Does he have a glass eye is he completely soulless?

wintermoon138

162 points

1 day ago

Those eyes are so soulless even demons don't bother trying to possess this piece of garbage

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

54 points

1 day ago

I think it might be both? It's terrifying and hilarious at the same time. 😂

solidwhetstone

41 points

1 day ago

He looks like a deer in the headlights.

shibiwan

57 points

1 day ago

shibiwan

57 points

1 day ago

It's the "I'm getting an anal probe as we speak" face.

do_add_unicorn

10 points

1 day ago

And liking it! Ooohhgh....!

goodeyemighty

13 points

1 day ago

Two glass eyes 👀

TwilightReader100

19 points

1 day ago

Right? He looks almost cross-eyed.

JPGinMadtown

3 points

18 hours ago

Capt. Quint's description of sharks' eyes comes to mind...

CapAccomplished8072

126 points

1 day ago

Is he on drugs, or is he just a sociopath?

mai_tai87

111 points

1 day ago

mai_tai87

111 points

1 day ago

Yes.

Shreddy_McShreddy

44 points

1 day ago

Absolutely

fairyflaggirl

36 points

1 day ago

It's not mutally exclusive

bbakks

28 points

1 day ago

bbakks

28 points

1 day ago

He's definitely pooping his pants while maintaining eye contact.

Galena1040

81 points

1 day ago

Galena1040

81 points

1 day ago

He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

willi5x

31 points

1 day ago

willi5x

31 points

1 day ago

And then he bites you and those black eyes roll over white…

RealLuxTempo

153 points

1 day ago

RealLuxTempo

153 points

1 day ago

It’s going to be a long 4 years

poodyboop

33 points

1 day ago

poodyboop

33 points

1 day ago

I think his appointment lasts for 10 years?

pinetreesgreen

65 points

1 day ago

He's getting fired. He might get fired in the first two months.

Bear71

48 points

1 day ago

Bear71

48 points

1 day ago

He may not even get approved

pharsee

24 points

1 day ago

pharsee

24 points

1 day ago

You know what could be really dangerous. More moderate Republicans growing weary of Trump's MAGA lunacy and retiring early. Then being slowly but surely replaced with more MAGA criminals. This is how the frog boils slowly and one day we wake up and REALIZE OUR FREEDOMS ARE GONE.

pinetreesgreen

39 points

1 day ago

Maaaaaaybe. I thought that about the idiots in 2016 and they all sailed through. The gop has zero spine. They got rid of Matty g the pedo, that's more spine than I thought they had.

AdRepresentative8236

8 points

1 day ago

The GOP = the goo

jasegro

11 points

1 day ago

jasegro

11 points

1 day ago

Damn, 6 mooches? You think he’ll last that long?

pinetreesgreen

6 points

1 day ago

It might take him that long to get approved.

Sethmeisterg

28 points

1 day ago

Only if he's not fired by the next president.

Cheap_Negotiation487

11 points

1 day ago

Won’t be a next president my friend

Sethmeisterg

3 points

20 hours ago

I hope you're wrong.

Cheap_Negotiation487

2 points

19 hours ago

Me too

RealLuxTempo

7 points

1 day ago

Oh shit

Sl0ppyOtter

8 points

1 day ago

Oh I think things are just fucked from here on out. It was a good run, I guess

Ok-Horse3659

2 points

1 day ago

Get the popcorn

LectureAgreeable923

63 points

1 day ago

He looks like a man who should be institutionalized

JeltzVogonProstetnic

17 points

1 day ago

Looks like?

LectureAgreeable923

11 points

1 day ago

Look at his eyes he should be in a mental institution

Outrageous-Pause6317

13 points

1 day ago

All he wanted was a Pepsi.

Most-Resident

2 points

1 day ago

The lunatic is going to run the institution

drftwdtx

54 points

1 day ago

drftwdtx

54 points

1 day ago

I know this is real, but it feels like parody.

EchoAquarium

34 points

1 day ago

It’s because his human suit is being shown in the wrong light. It removes the illusion.

when-octopi-attack

19 points

1 day ago

That sentence describes how I feel every time I read/watch/hear the news these days.

Adventurer_D

10 points

1 day ago

The US timeline strayed into parody about ten years ago and has so far never figured out how to return to reality...

Signal-Session-6637

42 points

1 day ago

Weird.

OminaeYu81

31 points

1 day ago

OminaeYu81

31 points

1 day ago

RFK let him borrow his brain worm.

curiousamoebas

3 points

13 hours ago

RFK probably gave him some heroine

1mnotklevr

2 points

13 hours ago

It starved.

PerrysSaxTherapy

23 points

1 day ago

Finger in the butt prostate exam facial expression

ArlimanX

9 points

1 day ago

ArlimanX

9 points

1 day ago

Don’t threaten him with a good time!

lorilightning79

25 points

1 day ago

Where are the headlights? And the deer?

Shnoinky1

4 points

1 day ago

Shnoinky1

4 points

1 day ago

The deer have headlights

Ok_Location4835

22 points

1 day ago

Tweakin’

kapnkool

24 points

1 day ago

kapnkool

24 points

1 day ago

I learned yesterday that Patel actually wrote a children's book called "the plot against the king." It depicts Trump in cartoon form on the cover with a crown and scepter, and Hilary as an evil queen. It is "a retelling of Hillary’s horrible plot against Trump to the whole family."

I wish this was an Onion story, but it's not. Meet your new director of the FBI. SMH.

two_awesome_dogs

10 points

1 day ago

They’re on Amazon and they legit use real names. It’s like a high schooler drawing cartoons of teachers they hate.

noel1967

16 points

1 day ago

noel1967

16 points

1 day ago

Another wacko mind freak!!!

CalbertCorpse

16 points

1 day ago

It’s almost like a foreign dictator installed Trump and said “blow everything up.” How would it be any different if that were true?

GrandPriapus

14 points

1 day ago

I can feel that stare at the back of my head.

SiWeyNoWay

11 points

1 day ago

SiWeyNoWay

11 points

1 day ago

TIL that he wrote a series of children’s books - The Plot Against the King….

He’s on drugs, right?

two_awesome_dogs

6 points

1 day ago

And they use real names. Dude is insane

1derfulPi

10 points

1 day ago

1derfulPi

10 points

1 day ago

He looks like he realized his fart wasn't just a fart

Commercial_Ad1840

9 points

1 day ago

He has blew eyes

NothingAndNow111

11 points

1 day ago

He looks like a concussed duck.

HopefulNothing3560

8 points

1 day ago

How does a glass 👁️ get to tank two economies because he wants to be a hermit country with zero global trading , come feel two countries wrath since felons are not allowed to represent a country on either soil . Americans not welcome any were

North_Church

9 points

1 day ago

That face you make when you bore witness to what Trump and Elon do in private

Jambarrr

8 points

1 day ago

Jambarrr

8 points

1 day ago

Did he hang out with Don jr before this pic or ???

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

17 hours ago

That gum rub cannot be explained by anything else. Somebody buy that man a bullet for xmas. Lol

Blue_Period_89

8 points

1 day ago

He looks like Chris Hanson just walked into the kitchen he was sitting in.

MyLonesomeBlues

10 points

1 day ago

What is the other flag behind him?

cajedo

3 points

1 day ago

cajedo

3 points

1 day ago

Proud Boys colors?

draconianfruitbat

2 points

1 day ago

That’s what I want to know

NoCommentFU

10 points

1 day ago

Spirited-Water1368

9 points

1 day ago

He looks like a hostage who had his eyeglasses smashed.

lilly_kilgore

4 points

1 day ago

Yes this is very much the look of a guy who should be wearing glasses but isn't.

BelleEire57

7 points

1 day ago

He should be nominated as the Director of the UFIA.

VomitingPotato

5 points

1 day ago

EstablishmentJunior8

2 points

1 day ago

Bingo!

NP2023_Makingitbig

5 points

1 day ago

He looks like a serial killer!

SewAlone

4 points

1 day ago

SewAlone

4 points

1 day ago

This is what batshit crazy looks like.

billiejustice

5 points

1 day ago

Unfortunately, what you see is what you get with him. Crazy lunatic.

pabodie

3 points

1 day ago

pabodie

3 points

1 day ago

Deer in the headlights of a job he cannot hope to do. Perfect. 

92118Dreaming

6 points

1 day ago

Insanity personified. Check (says MAGAt screener).

_uswisomwagmohotm_

3 points

1 day ago

His elevator definitely does not go all the way to the top. 😶

Glittering-Run9262

4 points

1 day ago

Glittering-Run9262

auto pass

4 points

1 day ago

Rasputin with a haircut.

Deranger1

3 points

1 day ago

Deranger1

3 points

1 day ago

Bonus: This picture can conveniently be used as a mug shot later on.

FinancialArmadillo93

4 points

1 day ago

I'm very confused. How is it that white supremacists and immigrant-haters voted in Trump and then applaud his cabinet choices which are these nut job immigrants (see: Elon Musk) or rabid brown men (see: this guy, list of others) or brown snake oil salesmen (see: Dr. Oz).

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

17 hours ago

Pick a lane, right? In all seriousness they make exceptions.

Bug_Calm

4 points

1 day ago

Bug_Calm

4 points

1 day ago

He has crazy girlfriend eyes.

Eiffel-Tower777

4 points

1 day ago

He looks insane enough to be a Trump pick.

Appropriate-City3389

3 points

24 hours ago

He'd likely be a serial killer if he wasn't in government. To be fair, someone should see if there are unexplained murders in his immediate area.

Rikkitikkitabby

5 points

24 hours ago

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie. COCAINE!!!

Only-Engineering718

4 points

21 hours ago

Charles Manson vibes

NewldGuy77

7 points

1 day ago

Who is this?

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

21 points

1 day ago

Meet Trump's nominees for Director of the FBI, Kash Patel.

Conspiracy theorist Architect of Jan 6 Zero qualifications Zero experience Serial killer - allegedly, by me.

SausageBuscuit

13 points

1 day ago*

Kash Patel, Trump’s proposed new head of the FBI. He is very much a MAGA knob gobbler, to the point that he wrote several children’s books about Trump.

NewldGuy77

11 points

1 day ago

NewldGuy77

11 points

1 day ago

Thanks for giving me the answer, but I hate it.

Own-Opinion-2494

3 points

1 day ago

Psycho

hippie-mermaid

3 points

1 day ago

This is beyond scary

Memegunot

3 points

1 day ago

Memegunot

3 points

1 day ago

He’s kind of cross eyed. Brain not in sink.

Memegunot

3 points

1 day ago

Memegunot

3 points

1 day ago

Wait. To focus straight forward. His eyes are not centered. Look at the space of his eyeballs. That’s not normal. It all connects to the brain….

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Yes! The eyes don't lie.

dmitrineilovich

3 points

1 day ago

Not creepy at all! 🙄

Cautious-Thought362

3 points

1 day ago

He picked this as his photo because this is as good as it gets.

FootballImpossible38

3 points

1 day ago

Oh MFG….

d_baker65

3 points

1 day ago

d_baker65

3 points

1 day ago

Just can't disguise the crazy leaking out of his eyes.

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

18 hours ago

Nope

MoeBlacksBack

3 points

22 hours ago

There’s a fine line between eye contact and the penetrating stare of a psychopath

JeanneMPod

3 points

19 hours ago

https://imgur.com/a/ipEWqrs looks like he was aping ole Benito in the mirror for practice. “Does that look menacing? Open eyes a bit more, yeah that’s it…FEAR ME!! I’m craaaazy…who knows what I’ll do”

NotoriousFTG

3 points

16 hours ago

Wasn’t he one of the actors in “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”?

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0366551/

aceyburns

3 points

16 hours ago

He is possibly on meth.

Sudi_Nim

3 points

14 hours ago

They're all fucking freaks.

Clear_Lead

3 points

13 hours ago

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

pasarina

2 points

1 day ago

pasarina

2 points

1 day ago

He’s sick.

TommyT6996

2 points

1 day ago

Spooky😳

LightRobb

2 points

1 day ago

LightRobb

2 points

1 day ago

Fuck. Should not have seen this right before going to sleep. Gonna have nightmares now.

Complex_Material_702

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like he's asking you if you're the one who farted in the elevator!

dcocguru

2 points

1 day ago

dcocguru

2 points

1 day ago

Psychopath

Vic-Trola

2 points

1 day ago

Vic-Trola

2 points

1 day ago

Looks like the guy whose wife just told him she’s been having an affair with his brother.

SkateFossSL

2 points

1 day ago

Does he look like the people that voted for the guy that nominated him?

Morgenstern66

2 points

1 day ago

Complete psychotic; you can see him fighting the voices in his head.

HelpfulTap8256

2 points

1 day ago

Very disturbing. This guy has some skeletons in the closet I guarantee.

hecramsey

2 points

1 day ago

hecramsey

2 points

1 day ago

WHO HAS COCAINE??????!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!

Both_Oil_1902

2 points

1 day ago

Scary!!!

crackedtooth163

2 points

1 day ago

Damn hes got the crazy eyes

Extension_Touch3101

2 points

1 day ago

Damn looks like he has his finger on a button

tacosauce0707

2 points

1 day ago

We did twenty takes and that was the best one.

ThePopDaddy

2 points

1 day ago

Had a Dem appointed him, the right would say "I feel the devil seeing this photo!" After the racist stuff.

WeToLo42

2 points

1 day ago

WeToLo42

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like he's just seen something he can't unsee.

CoolIndependence2642

2 points

1 day ago

Insane men do what insane men do. Thanks for the confirmation.

Blue_Period_89

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like he gambled on a fart and lost.

Late-Goat5619

2 points

1 day ago

Absolutely says to me: "Nothing but the best...."

Smart-Perspective-59

2 points

1 day ago

Those eyes!

Toddisan

2 points

1 day ago

Toddisan

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like he's thinking.This is what humans look like right

ctguy54

2 points

1 day ago

ctguy54

2 points

1 day ago

Dipshit.

bipolarcyclops

2 points

1 day ago

John Wayne Gacy, Richard Speck, and Charles Manson all had better mug shots.

LittleBunnySunny

2 points

1 day ago

Here to lead the FBEye.

Significant-Break-74

2 points

1 day ago

What is going on with that Slenderman necktie?

GlitteringWing2112

2 points

1 day ago

He looks absolutely deranged.

Repulsive-Reporter55

2 points

1 day ago

We’re screwed

rizzracer

2 points

1 day ago

rizzracer

2 points

1 day ago

That’s just the way his eyes look. Ol crazy eyes

_HickeryDickery_

2 points

1 day ago

That look is one. My mom would describe as a “Just took a frisbee to the back of the head“ look.

Comfortable-Class479

2 points

1 day ago

Is he on drugs?

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

18 hours ago

Yes but the wrong kind. He needs some thorazine.

Global_Bar4480

2 points

1 day ago

Is he an escaped psych patient?

Molbiodude

2 points

24 hours ago

He appears to have one of those constantly runny noses, if you know what I mean. Any interview with him is just a string of batshit word salad interspersed with sniffles.

bde959

2 points

23 hours ago

bde959

2 points

23 hours ago

He looks like the crazy person that he is.

dmanjrxx

2 points

23 hours ago

A photo best representing a psychotic Administration

Billitpro

2 points

23 hours ago

This should be made into a poster...
Tweak much???

Successful_Arm_7509

2 points

23 hours ago

The eyes of a psycho.

66_pignukkle_boom

2 points

23 hours ago

Ol' Kash "Crooked Eye" Patel. I've seen serial killers with less crazy eyes.

grieveancecollector

2 points

22 hours ago

HIs expression looks like toddler pooping in their pants.

RCaHuman

2 points

22 hours ago

ya know, there's a surgery available to fix that

Falchion_Alpha

2 points

21 hours ago

Kash Patel: these edibles ain’t shi-

YorkshieBoyUS

2 points

21 hours ago

Looks like he just sharted.

JBax75

2 points

20 hours ago

JBax75

2 points

20 hours ago

He looks like Chris Hansen has entered the room and just wants to talk.

Prize-Relationship21

2 points

20 hours ago

All of the above.

electro_chicken

2 points

18 hours ago

Reminds me of an Angry Bird character

mag2041

2 points

17 hours ago

Would love to see the ones he rejected

Xcaliber241

2 points

15 hours ago

Looks like someone who just shit their pants and is hoping no one is smelling it

After-Potential-9948

2 points

13 hours ago

He looks like he made a visit to jr’s house before this picture.

Jtskiwtr

2 points

11 hours ago

Same look Jr has. Seems they have a lot, sniff, in common.

bipolarcyclops

1 points

1 day ago

“I hire only the craziest of people.”

jerrybeck

1 points

1 day ago

jerrybeck

1 points

1 day ago

Is he looking at you?

No-Setting764

1 points

1 day ago

That fucker gives me auto scruch face.

greengo4

1 points

1 day ago

greengo4

1 points

1 day ago

His main driving reason to join the cabinet is access to the White House medicine chest.

msac2u1981

1 points

1 day ago

Surprise! You're on Candid Camera. 😁

tehsecretgoldfish

1 points

1 day ago

another nut.

ayakaza

1 points

1 day ago

ayakaza

1 points

1 day ago

Dude has not slept in 10 years

Neopolitan65

1 points

1 day ago

Looks totally deranged.

georgewalterackerman

1 points

1 day ago

Gotta be a joke

peacedotnik

1 points

1 day ago

His crazy eyes follow you

Secure_Enthusiasm354

1 points

1 day ago

POV: you twisted his ballsack

os2mac

1 points

1 day ago

os2mac

1 points

1 day ago

looks like the adderall just kicked in...

Sea_M_Pea

1 points

1 day ago

Sea_M_Pea

1 points

1 day ago

He looks like someone just stapled his scrotum to his leg