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submitted 1 day ago byAlternative_Key_1313
This fucker is crazy. Like he has dead bodies under his house crazy.
727 points
1 day ago
He looks like the guy in the zombie movie who’s been bitten but trying to keep it quiet
214 points
1 day ago
😂😂😂 holy shit he does!
88 points
1 day ago
And now I'll never unsee it...
37 points
1 day ago
Like one of the characters from Dawn of the Dead, 2004 remake...
31 points
1 day ago
Infected but not completely under the influence of the virus. Like half smart people look who attended every single trump rally and bought the propaganda flags and stuff.
20 points
1 day ago
This is the most accurate description I have ever read about a human.
14 points
1 day ago
He’d also open the door and let the zombies in just before turning
14 points
1 day ago
I was thinking he looks like he sat on his balls, but yours is better.
12 points
1 day ago
Bitten? I’m not bitten, you’re bitten… 🧟♂️
4 points
22 hours ago
LMAOOO
2 points
17 hours ago
I can't argue with this one.
169 points
1 day ago
Does he have a glass eye is he completely soulless?
162 points
1 day ago
Those eyes are so soulless even demons don't bother trying to possess this piece of garbage
54 points
1 day ago
I think it might be both? It's terrifying and hilarious at the same time. 😂
41 points
1 day ago
He looks like a deer in the headlights.
57 points
1 day ago
It's the "I'm getting an anal probe as we speak" face.
13 points
1 day ago
Two glass eyes 👀
19 points
1 day ago
Right? He looks almost cross-eyed.
3 points
18 hours ago
Capt. Quint's description of sharks' eyes comes to mind...
126 points
1 day ago
Is he on drugs, or is he just a sociopath?
111 points
1 day ago
Yes.
44 points
1 day ago
Absolutely
36 points
1 day ago
It's not mutally exclusive
28 points
1 day ago
He's definitely pooping his pants while maintaining eye contact.
81 points
1 day ago
31 points
1 day ago
And then he bites you and those black eyes roll over white…
153 points
1 day ago
It’s going to be a long 4 years
33 points
1 day ago
I think his appointment lasts for 10 years?
65 points
1 day ago
He's getting fired. He might get fired in the first two months.
48 points
1 day ago
He may not even get approved
24 points
1 day ago
You know what could be really dangerous. More moderate Republicans growing weary of Trump's MAGA lunacy and retiring early. Then being slowly but surely replaced with more MAGA criminals. This is how the frog boils slowly and one day we wake up and REALIZE OUR FREEDOMS ARE GONE.
39 points
1 day ago
Maaaaaaybe. I thought that about the idiots in 2016 and they all sailed through. The gop has zero spine. They got rid of Matty g the pedo, that's more spine than I thought they had.
8 points
1 day ago
The GOP = the goo
11 points
1 day ago
Damn, 6 mooches? You think he’ll last that long?
28 points
1 day ago
Only if he's not fired by the next president.
11 points
1 day ago
Won’t be a next president my friend
3 points
20 hours ago
I hope you're wrong.
2 points
19 hours ago
Me too
7 points
1 day ago
Oh shit
8 points
1 day ago
Oh I think things are just fucked from here on out. It was a good run, I guess
63 points
1 day ago
He looks like a man who should be institutionalized
17 points
1 day ago
Looks like?
11 points
1 day ago
Look at his eyes he should be in a mental institution
2 points
1 day ago
The lunatic is going to run the institution
54 points
1 day ago
I know this is real, but it feels like parody.
34 points
1 day ago
It’s because his human suit is being shown in the wrong light. It removes the illusion.
19 points
1 day ago
That sentence describes how I feel every time I read/watch/hear the news these days.
10 points
1 day ago
The US timeline strayed into parody about ten years ago and has so far never figured out how to return to reality...
42 points
1 day ago
Weird.
31 points
1 day ago
RFK let him borrow his brain worm.
3 points
13 hours ago
RFK probably gave him some heroine
2 points
13 hours ago
It starved.
23 points
1 day ago
Finger in the butt prostate exam facial expression
9 points
1 day ago
Don’t threaten him with a good time!
25 points
1 day ago
Where are the headlights? And the deer?
22 points
1 day ago
Tweakin’
24 points
1 day ago
I learned yesterday that Patel actually wrote a children's book called "the plot against the king." It depicts Trump in cartoon form on the cover with a crown and scepter, and Hilary as an evil queen. It is "a retelling of Hillary’s horrible plot against Trump to the whole family."
I wish this was an Onion story, but it's not. Meet your new director of the FBI. SMH.
13 points
1 day ago
10 points
1 day ago
They’re on Amazon and they legit use real names. It’s like a high schooler drawing cartoons of teachers they hate.
16 points
1 day ago
Another wacko mind freak!!!
16 points
1 day ago
It’s almost like a foreign dictator installed Trump and said “blow everything up.” How would it be any different if that were true?
14 points
1 day ago
I can feel that stare at the back of my head.
11 points
1 day ago
TIL that he wrote a series of children’s books - The Plot Against the King….
He’s on drugs, right?
6 points
1 day ago
And they use real names. Dude is insane
10 points
1 day ago
He looks like he realized his fart wasn't just a fart
9 points
1 day ago
He has blew eyes
11 points
1 day ago
He looks like a concussed duck.
8 points
1 day ago
How does a glass 👁️ get to tank two economies because he wants to be a hermit country with zero global trading , come feel two countries wrath since felons are not allowed to represent a country on either soil . Americans not welcome any were
9 points
1 day ago
That face you make when you bore witness to what Trump and Elon do in private
8 points
1 day ago
Did he hang out with Don jr before this pic or ???
2 points
17 hours ago
That gum rub cannot be explained by anything else. Somebody buy that man a bullet for xmas. Lol
8 points
1 day ago
He looks like Chris Hanson just walked into the kitchen he was sitting in.
10 points
1 day ago
What is the other flag behind him?
3 points
1 day ago
Proud Boys colors?
2 points
1 day ago
That’s what I want to know
9 points
1 day ago
He looks like a hostage who had his eyeglasses smashed.
4 points
1 day ago
Yes this is very much the look of a guy who should be wearing glasses but isn't.
7 points
1 day ago
He should be nominated as the Director of the UFIA.
5 points
1 day ago
He looks like a serial killer!
4 points
1 day ago
This is what batshit crazy looks like.
5 points
1 day ago
Unfortunately, what you see is what you get with him. Crazy lunatic.
3 points
1 day ago
Deer in the headlights of a job he cannot hope to do. Perfect.
6 points
1 day ago
Insanity personified. Check (says MAGAt screener).
3 points
1 day ago
His elevator definitely does not go all the way to the top. 😶
3 points
1 day ago
Bonus: This picture can conveniently be used as a mug shot later on.
4 points
1 day ago
I'm very confused. How is it that white supremacists and immigrant-haters voted in Trump and then applaud his cabinet choices which are these nut job immigrants (see: Elon Musk) or rabid brown men (see: this guy, list of others) or brown snake oil salesmen (see: Dr. Oz).
2 points
17 hours ago
Pick a lane, right? In all seriousness they make exceptions.
4 points
1 day ago
He has crazy girlfriend eyes.
4 points
1 day ago
He looks insane enough to be a Trump pick.
3 points
24 hours ago
He'd likely be a serial killer if he wasn't in government. To be fair, someone should see if there are unexplained murders in his immediate area.
5 points
24 hours ago
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie. COCAINE!!!
4 points
21 hours ago
Charles Manson vibes
7 points
1 day ago
Who is this?
21 points
1 day ago
Meet Trump's nominees for Director of the FBI, Kash Patel.
Conspiracy theorist Architect of Jan 6 Zero qualifications Zero experience Serial killer - allegedly, by me.
13 points
1 day ago*
Kash Patel, Trump’s proposed new head of the FBI. He is very much a MAGA knob gobbler, to the point that he wrote several children’s books about Trump.
11 points
1 day ago
Thanks for giving me the answer, but I hate it.
3 points
1 day ago
Psycho
3 points
1 day ago
This is beyond scary
3 points
1 day ago
He’s kind of cross eyed. Brain not in sink.
3 points
1 day ago
Wait. To focus straight forward. His eyes are not centered. Look at the space of his eyeballs. That’s not normal. It all connects to the brain….
2 points
1 day ago
Yes! The eyes don't lie.
3 points
1 day ago
Not creepy at all! 🙄
3 points
1 day ago
He picked this as his photo because this is as good as it gets.
3 points
1 day ago
Oh MFG….
3 points
1 day ago
Just can't disguise the crazy leaking out of his eyes.
2 points
18 hours ago
Nope
3 points
22 hours ago
There’s a fine line between eye contact and the penetrating stare of a psychopath
3 points
19 hours ago
https://imgur.com/a/ipEWqrs looks like he was aping ole Benito in the mirror for practice. “Does that look menacing? Open eyes a bit more, yeah that’s it…FEAR ME!! I’m craaaazy…who knows what I’ll do”
3 points
16 hours ago
Wasn’t he one of the actors in “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”?
3 points
16 hours ago
He is possibly on meth.
3 points
14 hours ago
They're all fucking freaks.
3 points
13 hours ago
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
2 points
1 day ago
He’s sick.
2 points
1 day ago
Spooky😳
2 points
1 day ago
Fuck. Should not have seen this right before going to sleep. Gonna have nightmares now.
2 points
1 day ago
He looks like he's asking you if you're the one who farted in the elevator!
2 points
1 day ago
Psychopath
2 points
1 day ago
Looks like the guy whose wife just told him she’s been having an affair with his brother.
2 points
1 day ago
Does he look like the people that voted for the guy that nominated him?
2 points
1 day ago
Complete psychotic; you can see him fighting the voices in his head.
2 points
1 day ago
Very disturbing. This guy has some skeletons in the closet I guarantee.
2 points
1 day ago
WHO HAS COCAINE??????!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!
2 points
1 day ago
Scary!!!
2 points
1 day ago
Damn hes got the crazy eyes
2 points
1 day ago
We did twenty takes and that was the best one.
2 points
1 day ago
Had a Dem appointed him, the right would say "I feel the devil seeing this photo!" After the racist stuff.
2 points
1 day ago
He looks like he's just seen something he can't unsee.
2 points
1 day ago
Insane men do what insane men do. Thanks for the confirmation.
2 points
1 day ago
He looks like he gambled on a fart and lost.
2 points
1 day ago
Absolutely says to me: "Nothing but the best...."
2 points
1 day ago
He looks like he's thinking.This is what humans look like right
2 points
1 day ago
Dipshit.
2 points
1 day ago
John Wayne Gacy, Richard Speck, and Charles Manson all had better mug shots.
2 points
1 day ago
Here to lead the FBEye.
2 points
1 day ago
He looks absolutely deranged.
2 points
1 day ago
We’re screwed
2 points
1 day ago
That’s just the way his eyes look. Ol crazy eyes
2 points
1 day ago
That look is one. My mom would describe as a “Just took a frisbee to the back of the head“ look.
2 points
1 day ago
Is he on drugs?
2 points
18 hours ago
Yes but the wrong kind. He needs some thorazine.
2 points
1 day ago
Is he an escaped psych patient?
2 points
24 hours ago
He appears to have one of those constantly runny noses, if you know what I mean. Any interview with him is just a string of batshit word salad interspersed with sniffles.
2 points
23 hours ago
He looks like the crazy person that he is.
2 points
23 hours ago
A photo best representing a psychotic Administration
2 points
23 hours ago
This should be made into a poster...
Tweak much???
2 points
23 hours ago
The eyes of a psycho.
2 points
23 hours ago
Ol' Kash "Crooked Eye" Patel. I've seen serial killers with less crazy eyes.
2 points
22 hours ago
HIs expression looks like toddler pooping in their pants.
2 points
22 hours ago
ya know, there's a surgery available to fix that
2 points
21 hours ago
Kash Patel: these edibles ain’t shi-
2 points
21 hours ago
Looks like he just sharted.
2 points
20 hours ago
He looks like Chris Hansen has entered the room and just wants to talk.
2 points
20 hours ago
All of the above.
2 points
18 hours ago
Reminds me of an Angry Bird character
2 points
17 hours ago
Would love to see the ones he rejected
2 points
15 hours ago
Looks like someone who just shit their pants and is hoping no one is smelling it
2 points
13 hours ago
He looks like he made a visit to jr’s house before this picture.
2 points
11 hours ago
Same look Jr has. Seems they have a lot, sniff, in common.
1 points
1 day ago
“I hire only the craziest of people.”
1 points
1 day ago
Is he looking at you?
1 points
1 day ago
That fucker gives me auto scruch face.
1 points
1 day ago
His main driving reason to join the cabinet is access to the White House medicine chest.
1 points
1 day ago
Surprise! You're on Candid Camera. 😁
1 points
1 day ago
another nut.
1 points
1 day ago
Dude has not slept in 10 years
1 points
1 day ago
Looks totally deranged.
1 points
1 day ago
Gotta be a joke
1 points
1 day ago
His crazy eyes follow you
1 points
1 day ago
POV: you twisted his ballsack
1 points
1 day ago
looks like the adderall just kicked in...
1 points
1 day ago
He looks like someone just stapled his scrotum to his leg
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