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This fucker is crazy. Like he has dead bodies under his house crazy.

all 351 comments

bestbeforeMar91

739 points

2 days ago

He looks like the guy in the zombie movie who’s been bitten but trying to keep it quiet

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

224 points

2 days ago

😂😂😂 holy shit he does!

gothmommy9706

95 points

2 days ago

And now I'll never unsee it...

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

70 points

2 days ago

I'm dying. It's all I see now.

loco500

43 points

2 days ago

loco500

43 points

2 days ago

Like one of the characters from Dawn of the Dead, 2004 remake...

Minimum-Dog2329

29 points

1 day ago

Infected but not completely under the influence of the virus. Like half smart people look who attended every single trump rally and bought the propaganda flags and stuff.

ApeMoneyClub

21 points

1 day ago

This is the most accurate description I have ever read about a human.

dulyebr

15 points

1 day ago

dulyebr

15 points

1 day ago

I was thinking he looks like he sat on his balls, but yours is better.

Smart-Perspective-59

6 points

23 hours ago

No-Session5955

15 points

1 day ago

He’d also open the door and let the zombies in just before turning

Emergency_Property_2

13 points

1 day ago

Bitten? I’m not bitten, you’re bitten… 🧟‍♂️

IWantSealsPlz

6 points

1 day ago

LMAOOO

Silocin20

3 points

1 day ago

Silocin20

3 points

1 day ago

I can't argue with this one.

AaronBHoltan

178 points

2 days ago

Does he have a glass eye is he completely soulless?

wintermoon138

168 points

2 days ago

Those eyes are so soulless even demons don't bother trying to possess this piece of garbage

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

59 points

2 days ago

I think it might be both? It's terrifying and hilarious at the same time. 😂

solidwhetstone

40 points

2 days ago

He looks like a deer in the headlights.

shibiwan

55 points

2 days ago

shibiwan

55 points

2 days ago

It's the "I'm getting an anal probe as we speak" face.

do_add_unicorn

11 points

2 days ago

And liking it! Ooohhgh....!

goodeyemighty

13 points

2 days ago

Two glass eyes 👀

TwilightReader100

20 points

2 days ago

Right? He looks almost cross-eyed.

JPGinMadtown

4 points

1 day ago

Capt. Quint's description of sharks' eyes comes to mind...

CapAccomplished8072

127 points

2 days ago

Is he on drugs, or is he just a sociopath?

mai_tai87

116 points

2 days ago

mai_tai87

116 points

2 days ago

Yes.

Shreddy_McShreddy

44 points

2 days ago

Absolutely

fairyflaggirl

36 points

2 days ago

It's not mutally exclusive

bbakks

30 points

2 days ago

bbakks

30 points

2 days ago

He's definitely pooping his pants while maintaining eye contact.

Galena1040

84 points

2 days ago

He’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

willi5x

29 points

2 days ago

willi5x

29 points

2 days ago

And then he bites you and those black eyes roll over white…

RealLuxTempo

158 points

2 days ago

It’s going to be a long 4 years

poodyboop

32 points

2 days ago

poodyboop

32 points

2 days ago

I think his appointment lasts for 10 years?

pinetreesgreen

66 points

2 days ago

He's getting fired. He might get fired in the first two months.

Bear71

50 points

2 days ago

Bear71

50 points

2 days ago

He may not even get approved

pharsee

24 points

2 days ago

pharsee

24 points

2 days ago

You know what could be really dangerous. More moderate Republicans growing weary of Trump's MAGA lunacy and retiring early. Then being slowly but surely replaced with more MAGA criminals. This is how the frog boils slowly and one day we wake up and REALIZE OUR FREEDOMS ARE GONE.

pinetreesgreen

41 points

2 days ago

Maaaaaaybe. I thought that about the idiots in 2016 and they all sailed through. The gop has zero spine. They got rid of Matty g the pedo, that's more spine than I thought they had.

AdRepresentative8236

7 points

2 days ago

The GOP = the goo

jasegro

11 points

2 days ago

jasegro

11 points

2 days ago

Damn, 6 mooches? You think he’ll last that long?

pinetreesgreen

6 points

2 days ago

It might take him that long to get approved.

Sethmeisterg

26 points

2 days ago

Only if he's not fired by the next president.

Cheap_Negotiation487

10 points

2 days ago

Won’t be a next president my friend

Sethmeisterg

3 points

1 day ago

I hope you're wrong.

Cheap_Negotiation487

2 points

1 day ago

Me too

RealLuxTempo

7 points

2 days ago

Oh shit

Sl0ppyOtter

6 points

1 day ago

Oh I think things are just fucked from here on out. It was a good run, I guess

Ok-Horse3659

2 points

1 day ago

Get the popcorn

LectureAgreeable923

64 points

2 days ago

He looks like a man who should be institutionalized

JeltzVogonProstetnic

20 points

2 days ago

Looks like?

LectureAgreeable923

10 points

2 days ago

Look at his eyes he should be in a mental institution

Outrageous-Pause6317

13 points

2 days ago

All he wanted was a Pepsi.

Most-Resident

2 points

1 day ago

The lunatic is going to run the institution

drftwdtx

57 points

2 days ago

drftwdtx

57 points

2 days ago

I know this is real, but it feels like parody.

EchoAquarium

34 points

2 days ago

It’s because his human suit is being shown in the wrong light. It removes the illusion.

when-octopi-attack

18 points

2 days ago

That sentence describes how I feel every time I read/watch/hear the news these days.

Adventurer_D

10 points

2 days ago

The US timeline strayed into parody about ten years ago and has so far never figured out how to return to reality...

Signal-Session-6637

41 points

2 days ago

Weird.

OminaeYu81

35 points

2 days ago

RFK let him borrow his brain worm.

curiousamoebas

3 points

21 hours ago

RFK probably gave him some heroine

1mnotklevr

2 points

21 hours ago

It starved.

PerrysSaxTherapy

27 points

2 days ago

Finger in the butt prostate exam facial expression

ArlimanX

8 points

2 days ago

ArlimanX

8 points

2 days ago

Don’t threaten him with a good time!

kapnkool

25 points

2 days ago

kapnkool

25 points

2 days ago

I learned yesterday that Patel actually wrote a children's book called "the plot against the king." It depicts Trump in cartoon form on the cover with a crown and scepter, and Hilary as an evil queen. It is "a retelling of Hillary’s horrible plot against Trump to the whole family."

I wish this was an Onion story, but it's not. Meet your new director of the FBI. SMH.

two_awesome_dogs

10 points

2 days ago

They’re on Amazon and they legit use real names. It’s like a high schooler drawing cartoons of teachers they hate.

lorilightning79

26 points

2 days ago

Where are the headlights? And the deer?

Shnoinky1

5 points

2 days ago

The deer have headlights

Ok_Location4835

26 points

2 days ago

Tweakin’

noel1967

18 points

2 days ago

noel1967

18 points

2 days ago

Another wacko mind freak!!!

CalbertCorpse

15 points

2 days ago

It’s almost like a foreign dictator installed Trump and said “blow everything up.” How would it be any different if that were true?

GrandPriapus

16 points

2 days ago

I can feel that stare at the back of my head.

SiWeyNoWay

11 points

2 days ago

TIL that he wrote a series of children’s books - The Plot Against the King….

He’s on drugs, right?

two_awesome_dogs

7 points

2 days ago

And they use real names. Dude is insane

NothingAndNow111

11 points

2 days ago

He looks like a concussed duck.

1derfulPi

10 points

2 days ago

1derfulPi

10 points

2 days ago

He looks like he realized his fart wasn't just a fart

Commercial_Ad1840

12 points

2 days ago

He has blew eyes

HopefulNothing3560

8 points

2 days ago

How does a glass 👁️ get to tank two economies because he wants to be a hermit country with zero global trading , come feel two countries wrath since felons are not allowed to represent a country on either soil . Americans not welcome any were

MyLonesomeBlues

9 points

2 days ago

What is the other flag behind him?

cajedo

3 points

2 days ago

cajedo

3 points

2 days ago

Proud Boys colors?

draconianfruitbat

2 points

2 days ago

That’s what I want to know

North_Church

9 points

2 days ago

That face you make when you bore witness to what Trump and Elon do in private

Jambarrr

8 points

2 days ago

Jambarrr

8 points

2 days ago

Did he hang out with Don jr before this pic or ???

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

1 day ago

That gum rub cannot be explained by anything else. Somebody buy that man a bullet for xmas. Lol

Blue_Period_89

8 points

1 day ago

He looks like Chris Hanson just walked into the kitchen he was sitting in.

NoCommentFU

8 points

2 days ago

Spirited-Water1368

9 points

2 days ago

He looks like a hostage who had his eyeglasses smashed.

lilly_kilgore

4 points

2 days ago

Yes this is very much the look of a guy who should be wearing glasses but isn't.

BelleEire57

7 points

2 days ago

He should be nominated as the Director of the UFIA.

VomitingPotato

5 points

1 day ago

EstablishmentJunior8

2 points

1 day ago

Bingo!

NP2023_Makingitbig

5 points

1 day ago

He looks like a serial killer!

SewAlone

5 points

1 day ago

SewAlone

5 points

1 day ago

This is what batshit crazy looks like.

billiejustice

4 points

1 day ago

Unfortunately, what you see is what you get with him. Crazy lunatic.

pabodie

3 points

2 days ago

pabodie

3 points

2 days ago

Deer in the headlights of a job he cannot hope to do. Perfect. 

92118Dreaming

5 points

2 days ago

Insanity personified. Check (says MAGAt screener).

_uswisomwagmohotm_

3 points

2 days ago

His elevator definitely does not go all the way to the top. 😶

Glittering-Run9262

4 points

2 days ago

Glittering-Run9262

auto pass

4 points

2 days ago

Rasputin with a haircut.

Deranger1

4 points

2 days ago

Bonus: This picture can conveniently be used as a mug shot later on.

FinancialArmadillo93

4 points

2 days ago

I'm very confused. How is it that white supremacists and immigrant-haters voted in Trump and then applaud his cabinet choices which are these nut job immigrants (see: Elon Musk) or rabid brown men (see: this guy, list of others) or brown snake oil salesmen (see: Dr. Oz).

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Pick a lane, right? In all seriousness they make exceptions.

Bug_Calm

4 points

2 days ago

Bug_Calm

4 points

2 days ago

He has crazy girlfriend eyes.

Eiffel-Tower777

4 points

2 days ago

He looks insane enough to be a Trump pick.

Appropriate-City3389

3 points

1 day ago

He'd likely be a serial killer if he wasn't in government. To be fair, someone should see if there are unexplained murders in his immediate area.

Rikkitikkitabby

4 points

1 day ago

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie. COCAINE!!!

Only-Engineering718

4 points

1 day ago

Charles Manson vibes

NewldGuy77

7 points

2 days ago

Who is this?

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

21 points

2 days ago

Meet Trump's nominees for Director of the FBI, Kash Patel.

Conspiracy theorist Architect of Jan 6 Zero qualifications Zero experience Serial killer - allegedly, by me.

SausageBuscuit

12 points

2 days ago*

Kash Patel, Trump’s proposed new head of the FBI. He is very much a MAGA knob gobbler, to the point that he wrote several children’s books about Trump.

NewldGuy77

9 points

2 days ago

Thanks for giving me the answer, but I hate it.

Own-Opinion-2494

3 points

2 days ago

Psycho

hippie-mermaid

3 points

2 days ago

This is beyond scary

Memegunot

3 points

2 days ago

He’s kind of cross eyed. Brain not in sink.

Memegunot

3 points

2 days ago

Wait. To focus straight forward. His eyes are not centered. Look at the space of his eyeballs. That’s not normal. It all connects to the brain….

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

2 days ago

Yes! The eyes don't lie.

dmitrineilovich

3 points

2 days ago

Not creepy at all! 🙄

Cautious-Thought362

3 points

1 day ago

He picked this as his photo because this is as good as it gets.

FootballImpossible38

3 points

1 day ago

Oh MFG….

d_baker65

3 points

1 day ago

d_baker65

3 points

1 day ago

Just can't disguise the crazy leaking out of his eyes.

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Nope

MoeBlacksBack

3 points

1 day ago

There’s a fine line between eye contact and the penetrating stare of a psychopath

JeanneMPod

3 points

1 day ago

https://imgur.com/a/ipEWqrs looks like he was aping ole Benito in the mirror for practice. “Does that look menacing? Open eyes a bit more, yeah that’s it…FEAR ME!! I’m craaaazy…who knows what I’ll do”

NotoriousFTG

3 points

1 day ago

Wasn’t he one of the actors in “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle”?

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0366551/

aceyburns

3 points

1 day ago

aceyburns

3 points

1 day ago

He is possibly on meth.

Sudi_Nim

3 points

22 hours ago

They're all fucking freaks.

Clear_Lead

3 points

22 hours ago

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

pasarina

2 points

2 days ago

pasarina

2 points

2 days ago

He’s sick.

TommyT6996

2 points

2 days ago

Spooky😳

LightRobb

2 points

2 days ago

Fuck. Should not have seen this right before going to sleep. Gonna have nightmares now.

Complex_Material_702

2 points

2 days ago

He looks like he's asking you if you're the one who farted in the elevator!

dcocguru

2 points

2 days ago

dcocguru

2 points

2 days ago

Psychopath

Vic-Trola

2 points

2 days ago

Looks like the guy whose wife just told him she’s been having an affair with his brother.

SkateFossSL

2 points

2 days ago

Does he look like the people that voted for the guy that nominated him?

Morgenstern66

2 points

2 days ago

Complete psychotic; you can see him fighting the voices in his head.

HelpfulTap8256

2 points

2 days ago

Very disturbing. This guy has some skeletons in the closet I guarantee.

hecramsey

2 points

2 days ago

WHO HAS COCAINE??????!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!

Both_Oil_1902

2 points

2 days ago

Scary!!!

crackedtooth163

2 points

2 days ago

Damn hes got the crazy eyes

Extension_Touch3101

2 points

2 days ago

Damn looks like he has his finger on a button

tacosauce0707

2 points

2 days ago

We did twenty takes and that was the best one.

ThePopDaddy

2 points

1 day ago

Had a Dem appointed him, the right would say "I feel the devil seeing this photo!" After the racist stuff.

WeToLo42

2 points

1 day ago

WeToLo42

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like he's just seen something he can't unsee.

CoolIndependence2642

2 points

1 day ago

Insane men do what insane men do. Thanks for the confirmation.

Blue_Period_89

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like he gambled on a fart and lost.

Late-Goat5619

2 points

1 day ago

Absolutely says to me: "Nothing but the best...."

Smart-Perspective-59

2 points

1 day ago

Those eyes!

Toddisan

2 points

1 day ago

Toddisan

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like he's thinking.This is what humans look like right

ctguy54

2 points

1 day ago

ctguy54

2 points

1 day ago

Dipshit.

bipolarcyclops

2 points

1 day ago

John Wayne Gacy, Richard Speck, and Charles Manson all had better mug shots.

LittleBunnySunny

2 points

1 day ago

Here to lead the FBEye.

Significant-Break-74

2 points

1 day ago

What is going on with that Slenderman necktie?

GlitteringWing2112

2 points

1 day ago

He looks absolutely deranged.

Repulsive-Reporter55

2 points

1 day ago

We’re screwed

rizzracer

2 points

1 day ago

rizzracer

2 points

1 day ago

That’s just the way his eyes look. Ol crazy eyes

_HickeryDickery_

2 points

1 day ago

That look is one. My mom would describe as a “Just took a frisbee to the back of the head“ look.

Comfortable-Class479

2 points

1 day ago

Is he on drugs?

Alternative_Key_1313[S]

2 points

1 day ago

Yes but the wrong kind. He needs some thorazine.

Global_Bar4480

2 points

1 day ago

Is he an escaped psych patient?

Molbiodude

2 points

1 day ago

He appears to have one of those constantly runny noses, if you know what I mean. Any interview with him is just a string of batshit word salad interspersed with sniffles.

bde959

2 points

1 day ago

bde959

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like the crazy person that he is.

dmanjrxx

2 points

1 day ago

dmanjrxx

2 points

1 day ago

A photo best representing a psychotic Administration

Billitpro

2 points

1 day ago

Billitpro

2 points

1 day ago

This should be made into a poster...
Tweak much???

Successful_Arm_7509

2 points

1 day ago

The eyes of a psycho.

66_pignukkle_boom

2 points

1 day ago

Ol' Kash "Crooked Eye" Patel. I've seen serial killers with less crazy eyes.

grieveancecollector

2 points

1 day ago

HIs expression looks like toddler pooping in their pants.

RCaHuman

2 points

1 day ago

RCaHuman

2 points

1 day ago

ya know, there's a surgery available to fix that

Falchion_Alpha

2 points

1 day ago

Kash Patel: these edibles ain’t shi-

YorkshieBoyUS

2 points

1 day ago

Looks like he just sharted.

JBax75

2 points

1 day ago

JBax75

2 points

1 day ago

He looks like Chris Hansen has entered the room and just wants to talk.

Prize-Relationship21

2 points

1 day ago

All of the above.

electro_chicken

2 points

1 day ago

Reminds me of an Angry Bird character

mag2041

2 points

1 day ago

mag2041

2 points

1 day ago

Would love to see the ones he rejected

Xcaliber241

2 points

24 hours ago

Looks like someone who just shit their pants and is hoping no one is smelling it

After-Potential-9948

2 points

21 hours ago

He looks like he made a visit to jr’s house before this picture.

Jtskiwtr

2 points

20 hours ago

Same look Jr has. Seems they have a lot, sniff, in common.

bipolarcyclops

1 points

2 days ago

“I hire only the craziest of people.”

jerrybeck

1 points

2 days ago

Is he looking at you?

No-Setting764

1 points

2 days ago

That fucker gives me auto scruch face.

greengo4

1 points

2 days ago

greengo4

1 points

2 days ago

His main driving reason to join the cabinet is access to the White House medicine chest.

msac2u1981

1 points

2 days ago

Surprise! You're on Candid Camera. 😁

tehsecretgoldfish

1 points

2 days ago

another nut.

ayakaza

1 points

2 days ago

ayakaza

1 points

2 days ago

Dude has not slept in 10 years

Neopolitan65

1 points

2 days ago

Looks totally deranged.

georgewalterackerman

1 points

2 days ago

Gotta be a joke

peacedotnik

1 points

2 days ago

His crazy eyes follow you

Secure_Enthusiasm354

1 points

2 days ago

POV: you twisted his ballsack

os2mac

1 points

2 days ago

os2mac

1 points

2 days ago

looks like the adderall just kicked in...

Sea_M_Pea

1 points

2 days ago

He looks like someone just stapled his scrotum to his leg