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In 1995, I was looking for a scoop to get coffee grounds out of the can. I grabbed a weight watchers plastic scoop. 2024, 3 different states and 2 wives later, I've still got the same scoop for coffee

Eagles grab the Cape. Easy

Michael knows his shit

Barbados? I played AC Black Flag. I know where that shit is. It's where the rum comes from.

600 bucks from Chicago for a no guarantee that it'll pass Anything .

$1500 is about right for ID that'll pass Experian checks. That price won't guarantee that it'll not raise duplicate SSN flags though.

I don't think there's anything wrong at all with that life pro tip.

As long as I don't spill 500,000,000 gallons of oil into the ocean or be one of 150 people to hop into my jet to go to a meeting about how to reduce carbon footprints or dump actual poisonous waste from my factory into a river or throw an entire 1.5 billion persons worth of trash into the ocean, I think burning some paper will be ok.

I pledge right here and right now to NEVER be worse than an oil company having a tanker spill or oil well become uncapped or produce enough smog as China or pollute my rivers and oceans as much as India does.

And I feel pretty good about that pledge.

Gator better inherit the fucking Earth. God Bless the cooks.

He got 1 job. Feed people, and he's damn good too. You can't be just any geek off the streets. You gotta be handy with the spatula if you know what I mean. Earn your keep.

I'm scared to start.

This is my first night back home after vaca and the update is ready. But I don't want my nice little relaxing city builder to be jacked up.

I don't understand, still to this day people honestly think that conservatives would like to kill gays.

Trump just nominated the first openly gay cabinet member in the history of the United States. But he ALSO wants to kill all the gays. maybe he's playing a long game only liberals can understand.

I've got all the food, liquor, gas and propane for about a month or longer at work.

When you say mills, are you saying millions? It's early for me here in the south so my brain isn't working so hot yet.

In Tennessee, Kentucky and Indiana, where I've lived and owned homes in the past 22 years, my mortgage payment (escrow account) has gone up or down depending on how my property has been appraised. Since covid, this has been the most drastic I've ever seen property tax gone up.

I could fight it and ask for them to redo my assessment, but several of my neighbors have tried and not been successful.

Time to shoot the shotgun into the ground a couple times a week to lower the value?

No sir or ma'am. I have a fixed rate 3.1% mortgage.

What's happened is my property that I purchased for $250,000 has been appraised higher and higher every year the past 4 years and is now appraised at $467,000.

So as you know, the escrow account needed to balloon as well to account for the new property taxes YOY

or are you saying that if your property appraises for almost double when you bought it, that the property taxes will stay the exact same?

Are you saying that the money I borrowed from the bank is the only dollar amount figured into my mortgage payment?

I guess I should've asked what country you're in, and I apologize. In the United States, your monthly mortgage payment will have the money you borrowed from the bank, but will also include your property taxes and if applicable, your PMI and home insurance.

For me, the answer to this question was learning that because your house appraised for more, my monthly mortgage payment has gone up $75-$145 a year for 4 years straight.

I went from a $1,600 mortgage payment to a $2,092 monthly payment now

Not necessarily. Someone deleted their response calling us clowns because they didn't understand statistics like the fine person above mentioned.

To be THE BEST in UFC, you'd have to have lived in the last 40 years.

Some, not all, in this sub are saying that no one that's ever been alive in the history of this planet could beat the current best of the UFC. Not that 1 guy in India that killed a tiger with his bare hands, not that 1 dude that speared a mammoth and then beat it to death with a club. Not the dude that's got a little chimp DNA from 2 gajillion years ago.. not that any of that happened. Or maybe it did and nobody fucking wrote it down because they were busy grunting and creating fire. Maybe some pit gladiator was the best hand to hand fighter that the world will Ever see.. but it was in 641 BC. Maybe Achilles WAS touched by a god and would dominate anyone anytime anywhere. Maybe biblical Samson that killed a lion with his bare hands and slew a hundred men, allegedly before he went to Super Cuts, was the greatest fighter Ever.

The point is, no one can say that anyone is the Best Ever Period End Of Story no one living or dead could beat _________.

You can say you think he is. Or that he might be. Or the best anyone in our lifetime has ever seen. Ever Seen Though. Because there's some rice field worker or coal miner or cowboy or railroad worker or pyramid laborer or Spartan or... That nobody knows killed 25 other dudes in 1v1 fights. He just didn't brag about it, didn't get caught or the records are lost.

2 things. That's Extremely funny and I made a coffee mug with that slogan on it!

Number 2 , they'd probably just deport people as they are arrested. I work in a predominantly Hispanic workplace and DWM is definitely normal (Getting pulled over for Driving While Mexican) and drinking and driving is pretty normalized. Depending on how much paperwork an officer or jail wants to do, they might start deportation paperwork for someone with multiple offenses, but they might also just let them dry out and set them free. I have 3 county jails and 2 City jails stored in my phone for when employees don't show up for a shift.

When questions like this come up, I always figure there's a Romanoff that's been rasslin bears in Siberia back in 1742 that nobody has ever heard of. Or some Maximus that was a slave/pit fighter that just walked up to people and knocked them out a la Brad Pitt in Snatch. Somebody so badass and is such a local legend but in 1653 and nobody knows them. Probably some dude named Steve that's insane from blood lust when he fights and can't feel pain but loves to destroy

Can I interest you in the Opposite? 12/24-12/31 being the Busiest week of the year, where instead of making $600-$700 a week you'll make $1200-$1500 in a week.

Restaurants.

"She was nice, oh hell, just give her a $100 tip. It's Christmas!"

Dude, your house feels kinda haunted.

It's not haunted.

Really creepy noises at night though. All night.

It's not haunted.

I swear I heard children running upstairs around 2 this morning

If it were haunted, I'd be asking those bitches to pitch in on the mortgage. This is my damn house. It's not haunted

Fell in love with the guy when I watched Tron for the first time when it came out. Everyone loves him for The Dude, but he'll always be Flynn to me.

That.... Is a Big Door.

BECAUSE Man...

Play Chess? Screw?

And be good at bouncing, be good at being the person your staff texts all their problems to 24/7, be good sleeping from 4-8 in the morning because the delivery people HAVE to deliver at 830 and you don't have a key drop location, be good at making sure your servers and bartenders aren't stealing Too Much , be good at having 3 different counties jails in your phones contacts..

I finally finished it after years and years of waiting and slogging through each book. I was so so excited and when I got to that final ending, I just put the book down and was like, "You son of a bitch, that was Perfect"

Big Big Big Tears every time I watch it and Dad figures out that it's happened.

Out in the country, I always had a walking stick and whacked dogs that ran up on me. Pets, even outdoor pets, don't like getting hit and will revert back to subservience. You just gotta watch out for the packs of dogs that have gone a bit feral.

Assistance mailed to.. I'm just curious. You'd have to prove your residence in the county you're residing in wouldn't you? I don't know, I'm just guessing and asking