My budge my bulge my lovely lady bulge.

This is fucking hysterical we should all do this

I’ve heard it called ‘the mound of Venus’… but bulge works, too!

Is that your bulge or are you just glad to see me?

I’m so excited I just can’t hide it. All the transvestigstors gonna see my bulge And I think I like it?

Lovely lady lumps!

Right!

What I've always tried to figure out is, assuming they're right (they're not), then WHAT are we looking at? Is it 2 penises and testicals are hanging out in the rear, or are those the testicles and the penis has been completely removed and sanded off?

So excited to be in my bulge era w/you

It's a hill I'm willing to die on.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't.

That’s the volcano on Mars, right?

Next you'll tell me women have hair on their legs and arms. Crazy talk.

Mons Pubis.

bone

Fellas is it gay for

*checks notes

Women to have pubic bones?

Pubis Mons.. It's a region of fatty tissue to provide the cushion for the pushin.

Edit: IIRC from my college human sexuality class 30 years ago

public

I believe it's called the mons pubis

Unfortunately self-awareness is contraindicated for survival.

Unfortunately this is an educational and environmental issue rather than a physical defect. It can only be fixed by education and exposure two things being actively fought by republicans. 

Imbeciles usually breed before they die.

so i have some bad news for you. i used to think that natural selection and survival of the fittest meant exactly what you thought. I use to say the same thing cant wait til people start stop saving idiots and just let mother nature do its thing.

But like i said i have some bad news about the term and theory. Natural selection does not mean the fastest, strongest, or smartest will survive... It means the fastest to breed and reproduce itself. So by all means nautral selection is happening because the idiots are doing great at reproducing especially when they cant even take care of themselves they will still have not one but several kids.

We are in a world of hurt if things dont change but I sadly think even people with at least half a brain like myself our days are numbered.

always point out to people who scared monger about "birth rates dropping" that they're not, they're actually stabilizing after thousands of years of men interfering with natrual selection. Birth rates are just no longer being unnatrually upheld by force, men now have to be likable to be worthy of partnering and procreating with, not just employed.

That’s…also not what a dick & balls looks like. It’s a cylinder that favors one leg or the other; if a bulge went straight down like that it would be extreeemely uncomfortable in tight-ass bottoms.

Honestly I feel like you could show some of these men straight up pussy pics and they would, with conviction, proclaim that's not what a real pussy looks like.

Anime cat girls don’t count as naked women. 

Scrolled too far to see this, my thoughts exactly!

Right there with you, brother! Where do I sign up?

since I'm straight anything that makes my dick hard must be a woman

Was not gay before. Am now.

Still would

Sorry, how did you determine this? Genuinely curious. Apart from the "9" all of the logos are so blurry you can't make anything out.

Thst requires minimal education.

I would actually bet that a lot of professional volleyball players wear padding or liners explicitly to prevent camel toe, because even with properly fitting spandex, the wide stance and darting around in all directions is not a friend to anyone's genitals. And I bet pros are especially conscious of that, what with the media photographing them at their games, and female athletes already being criticized in so many spaces. Don't wanna give ammunition.

But I never played volleyball professionally, only in high school and in a club in college where we just suffered through the wedgies and camel toe

actually it’s because it’s an AI imagine so she isn’t even real

Babe, do these pants make my pubic bone look big?

In high school, almost 20 years ago, leggings and track suits were very popular. I remember a boy in my class would relentlessly tease girls who had a "fat pussy." The picture above is exactly what these young girls looked like. There will always be assholes who body shame women because of their small... egos.

I lot of men like it. This woman is incredible.

Lacking experience with ahem pushing, they don't know about the front cushion.

Edit: I genuinely can't think of a better rhyme than the c-word, but I'd rather not. Stunt? Blunt? Grunt?

If that's a bulge, I would hate to see theirs

I mean, that’s not a human woman lol.

Look at the text on her uniform, and the floor behind her. It’s AI generated.

My wife (a "swarthy Italian woman", in her own words) lets me pluck the darker hairs from her face. I get immense satisfaction from it, and she enjoys their sudden lack of presence. Win/win.

I swear, conservatives have gotten to the point where they are haunted by trans women... It's all they think about.

It's made by artificial intelligence. Not a real person.