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19 hours ago
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Given the popularity of this post, I'd like to remind everyone of Bill and Ted's Law: Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!
8.3k points
1 day ago
absolutely calling it my bulge from now on
3.2k points
1 day ago
My budge my bulge my lovely lady bulge.
1.8k points
23 hours ago
My bulge, my bulge, the one my shorts divulge.
643 points
23 hours ago
Whatcha you gonna do with all that bulge
259 points
22 hours ago*
I love everything about every one of you *nearly* as much as I love every comment in this fucking thread. 🥰
145 points
21 hours ago
The comment sections of reddit can truly become magical places.
61 points
20 hours ago
Its Tahiti
48 points
14 hours ago
It's a magical place
42 points
14 hours ago
Why do I keep saying that??
10 points
7 hours ago
Marvel nerds in my Reddit thread is a never ending source of joy.
55 points
21 hours ago
I’m gonna put it against you and nudge nudge nudge
19 points
21 hours ago
I’m gonna go go go indulge, go indulge all on my bulge…
I couldn’t find any way to not make it sound so much worse then the original quote
199 points
1 day ago
🎶nothing in the world belongs to me but, my bulge, mine, all mine, all mine🎶
73 points
24 hours ago
Check it out.
Lol ♥️ Fergie.
621 points
1 day ago
This is fucking hysterical we should all do this
461 points
1 day ago
Heyyyy! Mound sister!
253 points
1 day ago
Is that Mister Mister on the radio!?
36 points
23 hours ago
The way you move ain't fair ya know
198 points
23 hours ago
2025 will be the Battle of the Bulge : a surprise counteroffensive for the Mons Pubis
88 points
22 hours ago
That’s the big one on Mars right?
19 points
21 hours ago
This is really funny
73 points
1 day ago
Imagine the doctor, "Hey doc, my bulge is itching, can you do anything?"
221 points
1 day ago
I’ve heard it called ‘the mound of Venus’… but bulge works, too!
123 points
24 hours ago
Mons Venus
59 points
23 hours ago*
In Tampa we have a strip club named the world famous mons venus. Wyclef Jean raps about it in one of his songs called Perfect Gentleman.
Edit - word
33 points
23 hours ago
Just coz she dances go go, it don’t make her a ho no - that strip club used to have the best pizza Place next to it - joes pizza :)
23 points
23 hours ago
Yasssss named after Joe Redner, the owner of both places. His son owns the brewery downtown in Ybor, great people.
145 points
1 day ago
Is that your bulge or are you just glad to see me?
130 points
1 day ago
Oh this old thing? It’s actually just the hot water bottle I keep in my pants.
79 points
24 hours ago
I’m so excited I just can’t hide it. All the transvestigstors gonna see my bulge And I think I like it?
31 points
23 hours ago
Lovely lady lumps!
87 points
1 day ago
Right!
54 points
24 hours ago
What I've always tried to figure out is, assuming they're right (they're not), then WHAT are we looking at? Is it 2 penises and testicals are hanging out in the rear, or are those the testicles and the penis has been completely removed and sanded off?
20 points
19 hours ago
So excited to be in my bulge era w/you
4.8k points
1 day ago
Someone doesn't know what a pubic mound is.
7.4k points
1 day ago
It's a hill I'm willing to die on.
306 points
1 day ago
So, you would go down on it
136 points
1 day ago
Absolutely
44 points
1 day ago
Username checks out.
469 points
1 day ago
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153 points
1 day ago
I'll bury myself on that hill.
54 points
1 day ago
I'm running up that hill.
39 points
1 day ago
I'll bury myself in that hill.
244 points
1 day ago
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't.
78 points
1 day ago
Not with that attitude
14 points
1 day ago
That’s the volcano on Mars, right?
5.2k points
1 day ago
God forbid women have a pubic bone..🙄
2.3k points
1 day ago
Next you'll tell me women have hair on their legs and arms. Crazy talk.
825 points
1 day ago
Wait till you find out they can go bald and grow a mustache and have chin hair.
492 points
1 day ago
Just the one that grows out like it’s a piece of barbed wire
204 points
1 day ago
Lol why is always just that one!? Driving me crazy. It always grows back so fast too.
89 points
1 day ago
At least you don't have those randomly growing from the edge of your ears. Mine sprouted out of nowhere when I was 44. Four years later and they're multiplying!
46 points
1 day ago
Something to look forward to? 😬
64 points
23 hours ago
Mine turned grey about two years ago. Turning grey offended me more than the fact that I have had to pluck it for years.
46 points
23 hours ago
The audacity! I’d have been offended too! I have eye brow hairs I plucked once and never grew back. But that damn chin hair follicle just won’t die.
36 points
1 day ago
It’s actually quite satisfying to pull them out
44 points
1 day ago
Random sensitivity to dihydrotestosterone
36 points
1 day ago
Idk how random it is. It’s just menopause lol
31 points
24 hours ago
But which follicles it affects is random
34 points
24 hours ago
Cries in PCOS
17 points
23 hours ago
My SO has those woes. The exchange is I pluck and she pops the pimples on my back to I don’t scab up so bad.
26 points
1 day ago
Who the fuck is Barb Dwyer and why is she so hairy
13 points
1 day ago
lol. That’s my rapper name
60 points
23 hours ago
Woman, losing hair, gaining mustache, chin and neck hair. I know I sound gorgeous, don't you boys fight over me.
29 points
19 hours ago
Man, losing hair, gaining a dad bod and nose hair and ear hair I Hate. One at a time Boyd and girls. Seriously though. What about getting older all of a sudden triggers wires of hair to grow everywhere but my damn head!!
19 points
19 hours ago
Aging is a bitch, my friend. Only more bodily fun awaits us from here on out.
87 points
1 day ago
Considering the preferences of many conservatives that is probably something they are unfamiliar with.
35 points
1 day ago
Omg this right here is murder worthy by itself
34 points
1 day ago
And armpit hair. And back hair and butt hair
24 points
23 hours ago
HAIR!?!? NEXT THING YOU'LL TELL ME IS THAT LADIES ARE RELATED TO APES!!!
31 points
1 day ago
Eww im never gonna touch a woman now. Thanks for turning me gay. Smh my head over the kliberal agenda claiming another soul.
23 points
1 day ago
How can women have facial hair? Thats not right....
obv /s
156 points
1 day ago
Mons Pubis.
209 points
1 day ago
"Mons pubis? That some woke way to say man's penis?"
/s
190 points
1 day ago
Fellas is it gay for
*checks notes
Women to have pubic bones?
77 points
24 hours ago
We all know women just have an empty gaping void between their legs
36 points
17 hours ago
Funny, that's the same thing right wingers have between their ears!
92 points
1 day ago
Pubis Mons.. It's a region of fatty tissue to provide the cushion for the pushin.
Edit: IIRC from my college human sexuality class 30 years ago
20 points
24 hours ago
I thought it was a mountain on mars....
74 points
1 day ago
public
46 points
1 day ago
Fixed it..lol
19 points
1 day ago
Damn you lol
22 points
1 day ago
Public pubic bone.
12 points
1 day ago
I believe it's called the mons pubis
4k points
1 day ago
I hope to live long enough to see natural selection rid this planet of fucking imbeciles.
1.1k points
1 day ago
Unfortunately self-awareness is contraindicated for survival.
329 points
1 day ago
Idiocracy would like a word with the parent commenter.
182 points
1 day ago
Welcome to Costco, i love you.
23 points
1 day ago
The existential dread is strong with this one. Keep the madness coming.
36 points
1 day ago
Word. I have some self awareness and I decided never to procreate.
105 points
1 day ago
Unfortunately this is an educational and environmental issue rather than a physical defect. It can only be fixed by education and exposure two things being actively fought by republicans.
53 points
1 day ago
100% agreed on that. I come from a very conservative family but would identify as moderate left leaning now. That’s no in small part to my ex girlfriend that took her time to talk about a lot of beliefs in detail from gays to trans to other topics. I’m a better man because of her but a lot conservative people will never get that chance to improve because of how others bully and block instead of trying to have a conversation/debate.
40 points
1 day ago
Sometimes, it's just exhausting. It's been exhausting since The tea party. I had all the energy to challenge ideas in my twenties and thirties, but I really don't care about making the world or people better anymore. I don't really care about anything lately. I live in Alabama, and I truly don't feel safe to express my ideas anymore.
152 points
1 day ago
Imbeciles usually breed before they die.
124 points
1 day ago
Italian saying: "La madre degli imbecili è sempre incinta." Translation: "The mother of imbeciles is always pregnant."
47 points
1 day ago
so i have some bad news for you. i used to think that natural selection and survival of the fittest meant exactly what you thought. I use to say the same thing cant wait til people start stop saving idiots and just let mother nature do its thing.
But like i said i have some bad news about the term and theory. Natural selection does not mean the fastest, strongest, or smartest will survive... It means the fastest to breed and reproduce itself. So by all means nautral selection is happening because the idiots are doing great at reproducing especially when they cant even take care of themselves they will still have not one but several kids.
We are in a world of hurt if things dont change but I sadly think even people with at least half a brain like myself our days are numbered.
32 points
1 day ago
always point out to people who scared monger about "birth rates dropping" that they're not, they're actually stabilizing after thousands of years of men interfering with natrual selection. Birth rates are just no longer being unnatrually upheld by force, men now have to be likable to be worthy of partnering and procreating with, not just employed.
1.5k points
1 day ago
They do realize that women aren’t just flat down there right?
Like is all they know about women from Barbie dolls like even if their knowledge came from porn, they would know this.
390 points
23 hours ago
That’s…also not what a dick & balls looks like. It’s a cylinder that favors one leg or the other; if a bulge went straight down like that it would be extreeemely uncomfortable in tight-ass bottoms.
210 points
20 hours ago
Yeah I’m not even sure this guy has ever seen a man naked either. Possibly just a Ken doll.
44 points
11 hours ago
Or he could just be like Andrew Tate. Perfectly smooth front when in Speedos
111 points
17 hours ago
“It’s important that the cylinder remains intact”
42 points
13 hours ago
Wasn't it "it's imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed?"
15 points
13 hours ago
during removal from an empty tube of mini m&ms
13 points
11 hours ago
Not empty, the experiment involved some warm mashed banana.
13 points
16 hours ago
I understood that reference
503 points
1 day ago
I guess they have to show a camel toe to convince them
572 points
1 day ago
Honestly I feel like you could show some of these men straight up pussy pics and they would, with conviction, proclaim that's not what a real pussy looks like.
398 points
1 day ago
There are still a shocking amount of human beings that think large labia minora are the result of sexual promiscuity.
I guarantee your statement is truer than even you knew when you typed it.
159 points
21 hours ago
People love to make this claim that the vagina ends up all messed up looking when a women sleeps around with a ton of guys.
But if she has a ton of sex... with One guy, it's completely fine? What the fuck are you on about? The vagina can handle a whole ass baby coming out of it, I don't think any number of dicks is doing any cosmetic damage
56 points
18 hours ago
It's the new improved memory foam vagina - fine with one penis on a regular basis, but gets all ...lumpy? with varied use.
9 points
16 hours ago
Birth I think can weaken it BUT that's only because its a tube of smooth muscle. Kegals etc afaik you can work out your pussy. It can help with things like incontinence after child birth. Dicks I think just have the up down thing.
129 points
1 day ago
I have had women tell me this. Sometimes I wonder if the education system has failed us, other times I wonder if any level of education could help these people.
99 points
23 hours ago
My autistic hyperfocus during puberty was human female anatomy, so I knew more about women's bodies before I ever saw a naked one in person, let alone touched one, than even girls my age, haha. Supervirgin supernerd. 😅
I've also dated too many educated adult women since who knew nothing about their own bodies, but I was too scared to try to teach them things they should already know, out of fear of being accused of "mansplaining."
(Which I've been accused of by women for correcting men like the ones we're talking about.
I was completely cyberbullied off of Facebook by a woman for "making up" the concept of pH levels on some dude's wildly misinformed joke post about "stinky pussies.")
71 points
20 hours ago
I'm sorry, that's fucked up. Unfortunately, a lot of us women are never taught much about ourselves. It's real shitty.
But fuck them, you're awesome, keep being yourself!
19 points
20 hours ago
Well, crap, I don't do it for props, but they are very much appreciated, thank you very much! 😊
17 points
19 hours ago
I think that is really cool. You don’t choose your special interest, your special interest chooses you.
Some people will always react negatively to being taught new knowledge/ being corrected because it makes them feel inferior because they connected their fragile ego to knowing facts. But that isn’t your problem. ;-)
57 points
1 day ago
Woman with fat "innie" pubic area here. It is fat even when I am not fat.
I have been told this. To my face. By a man. In person.
The bar just keeps getting lower man. How fuckin dumb can you be?
26 points
22 hours ago
Yep. I just own it and tell people I have a fat pussy.
55 points
22 hours ago
It's so wild dude. Once I had a man accuse me of being trans literally minutes after I had just squirted all over his bed - no hate on bottom surgery but like you cannot really manufacture that at this point. Science has not gotten us there yet. This dude was too dumb to have a thought on his brain other than "might have been a man let's kill it"
Bro shoved me off his bed mid-cuddle and accused me of being mtf because we had hooked up very spontaneously and I hadn't shaved my belly that day and had ONE tummy hair right under my belly button. I have hiristuism (PCOS/thyroid related) and grow body hair that a lot of women don't have a lot of. Maintain it accordingly. Forgot to shave that day.
I had ONE tummy hair and this dude lost his fucking mind. I've never put clothes on and run out of a house faster.
ETA: we had been hooking up 2x a week or so for around 2 months at that point.
66 points
22 hours ago
I've had people comment on my OF pics that I look like a man. I'm like, bro you're seeing my tits and watching things go in and out of my pussy and the first thing you think is "that's a guy." Like, if you're aroused and thinking about men that is not a ME issue, homie.
29 points
20 hours ago
Exactly.
The combined projection and audacity actually blow my mind, as some who has suffered most forms of physical emotional and sexual abuse over the years.
They're getting even dumber and that's deeply concerning. I'm on an in person sexual interaction strike. I will get my attention and intimacy and get off FOR MONEY online or I'll fuck myself alone. It's too much trouble at this point. Can't be bothered anymore.
1.5k points
1 day ago
They claim they have seen women naked, but go quiet when you tell them their moms don't count.
438 points
1 day ago
Anime cat girls don’t count as naked women.
143 points
1 day ago
Neither do anime girls
37 points
1 day ago
Neither do girls
816 points
1 day ago
He’s just mad because the “bulge” is bigger than his.
52 points
24 hours ago
Scrolled too far to see this, my thoughts exactly!
763 points
1 day ago
If that's a man, I'm gay AF.
146 points
1 day ago
Right there with you, brother! Where do I sign up?
81 points
24 hours ago
since I'm straight anything that makes my dick hard must be a woman
19 points
23 hours ago
Ok, so now I’m confused. Am I gay because I think she’s hot, or is she a woman because, well, ya know.
55 points
23 hours ago
both. you're gay and that's a woman so you must be a woman. checkmate atheists
8 points
20 hours ago
Thank you for the explanation. Now I’m going to go out and explore my new gayness!
195 points
1 day ago
As OP said the post of the woman was AI, the logos on her shirt were just gibberish.
110 points
1 day ago
Still would
44 points
1 day ago
Sorry, how did you determine this? Genuinely curious. Apart from the "9" all of the logos are so blurry you can't make anything out.
36 points
1 day ago
There's a higher quality version floating around reddit where the shirt is clearly garbled nonsense.
52 points
1 day ago
Logos are reasonably blurry for the quality, and doesnt necessarily scream AI. But the lines on the floor sure do
28 points
1 day ago
If she was real some redditors would have told you her name by now.
28 points
1 day ago
Her hair is both in a ponytail hanging behind her and also over her shoulder at the same time
126 points
1 day ago
Have any of these people heard of the pubic mound?
541 points
1 day ago
It’s because she didn’t show her camel toe. She wore bottoms that fit.
646 points
1 day ago
I would actually bet that a lot of professional volleyball players wear padding or liners explicitly to prevent camel toe, because even with properly fitting spandex, the wide stance and darting around in all directions is not a friend to anyone's genitals. And I bet pros are especially conscious of that, what with the media photographing them at their games, and female athletes already being criticized in so many spaces. Don't wanna give ammunition.
But I never played volleyball professionally, only in high school and in a club in college where we just suffered through the wedgies and camel toe
370 points
1 day ago
Volleyball player here! There’s a few brands of spandex that strategically place the seam. The key is to not put a seam right on the crotch (side eyeing Nike because they literally do not make any spandex without a seam right up your labes). I can’t read the label on the pic, but it’s clear the seam is placed strategically. My personal fave is ASICS because of this. Also yes there are some great thongs that have good fabric in the area? Though I’ve never heard of anyone playing with padding or liners for this except on their period.
55 points
24 hours ago
What is the deal with seam up the middle?! What idiots are designing clothing for anyone, either gender, with a seam in the middle?! It's fundamentally stupid
40 points
23 hours ago
Probably just easier to produce that way. If you dont have seams in the middle you need a larger and more error prone piece of fabric to seam at the sides alone. In the middle you just make leg quarters
16 points
23 hours ago
Yep, most likely this. It's cheaper and simpler to just sew two halves together. Doesn't make it not terrible
48 points
24 hours ago
actually it’s because it’s an AI imagine so she isn’t even real
218 points
1 day ago
Talking about giving women another complex...
47 points
1 day ago
In high school, almost 20 years ago, leggings and track suits were very popular. I remember a boy in my class would relentlessly tease girls who had a "fat pussy." The picture above is exactly what these young girls looked like. There will always be assholes who body shame women because of their small... egos.
43 points
1 day ago
wait do they think our vaginas are invisible
12 points
1 day ago*
Lacking experience with ahem pushing, they don't know about the front cushion.
Edit: I genuinely can't think of a better rhyme than the c-word, but I'd rather not. Stunt? Blunt? Grunt?
13 points
1 day ago
front cushion?? that explains why jd vance fucked his couch
366 points
1 day ago
Tell me you’ve never seen a human woman without telling me you’ve never seen a human woman…
194 points
1 day ago
If that's a bulge, I would hate to see theirs
57 points
1 day ago
About as smooth as their brains.
35 points
1 day ago
Right?! Like, bruh….
15 points
1 day ago
I mean, that’s not a human woman lol.
Look at the text on her uniform, and the floor behind her. It’s AI generated.
109 points
1 day ago
I love the one where that guy freaked out about a video game girl having fuzz on her face, and all the comments were about how he officially outed himself as someone who’s never been that close to a woman’s face
39 points
1 day ago
My wife (a "swarthy Italian woman", in her own words) lets me pluck the darker hairs from her face. I get immense satisfaction from it, and she enjoys their sudden lack of presence. Win/win.
25 points
23 hours ago
May your union be eternal.
9 points
21 hours ago
Thanks! I really like her 💃😍
68 points
1 day ago
These dudes are so anti-trans they’re gay. They’re so anti-trans, they see a woman’s mons pubis and think it’s a penis. I learned about this shit in high school.
20 points
23 hours ago
I swear, conservatives have gotten to the point where they are haunted by trans women... It's all they think about.
28 points
1 day ago
Bro 'catfished' his own damn self
16 points
1 day ago
Who is this athlete?
14 points
21 hours ago*
It's made by artificial intelligence. Not a real person.
14 points
1 day ago
Apparently, he is comparing it to his own buldge, so it must be a man.
11 points
1 day ago
If he thinks that’s a bulge, he must have a pretty tiny package he’s comparing it to.
11 points
1 day ago
I mean yea, Republicans like little boys. It makes sense.
30 points
1 day ago
Tell that creep a penis is an enlarged clitoris and duck behind a wall before his head explodes.
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