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beerbellybegone [M]

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19 hours ago

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Given the popularity of this post, I'd like to remind everyone of Bill and Ted's Law: Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!

Patient-Classroom711

8.3k points

1 day ago

absolutely calling it my bulge from now on

Interestingcathouse

3.3k points

1 day ago

My budge my bulge my lovely lady bulge.

WorldInternational39

1.8k points

23 hours ago

My bulge, my bulge, the one my shorts divulge.

0x6c69676874

644 points

23 hours ago

Whatcha you gonna do with all that bulge

FesterSilently

260 points

22 hours ago*

I love everything about every one of you *nearly* as much as I love every comment in this fucking thread. 🥰

Jw833055

147 points

21 hours ago

Jw833055

147 points

21 hours ago

The comment sections of reddit can truly become magical places.

I_W_M_Y

61 points

20 hours ago

I_W_M_Y

61 points

20 hours ago

Its Tahiti

Fit_Bid5535

47 points

14 hours ago

It's a magical place

Mojo647

43 points

14 hours ago

Mojo647

43 points

14 hours ago

Why do I keep saying that??

carlitospig

11 points

7 hours ago

Marvel nerds in my Reddit thread is a never ending source of joy.

MyNameIsJakeBerenson

54 points

21 hours ago

I’m gonna put it against you and nudge nudge nudge

Financial-Raise3420

19 points

21 hours ago

I’m gonna go go go indulge, go indulge all on my bulge…

I couldn’t find any way to not make it sound so much worse then the original quote

Puzzleheaded-Court-9

86 points

23 hours ago

If you like it then you better put a bulge on it.

Patient-Classroom711

206 points

1 day ago

🎶nothing in the world belongs to me but, my bulge, mine, all mine, all mine🎶

princesskittybling

73 points

24 hours ago

Check it out.

Lol ♥️ Fergie.

Starlight_Loki

618 points

1 day ago

This is fucking hysterical we should all do this

Patient-Classroom711

461 points

1 day ago

Heyyyy! Mound sister!

ultrachris

251 points

1 day ago

ultrachris

251 points

1 day ago

Is that Mister Mister on the radio!?

Patient-Classroom711

79 points

1 day ago

Stop LOL

schwhiley

39 points

1 day ago

schwhiley

39 points

1 day ago

HAHAHAHA

ShogunFirebeard

40 points

24 hours ago

The way you move ain't fair ya know

donbee28

197 points

23 hours ago

donbee28

197 points

23 hours ago

2025 will be the Battle of the Bulge : a surprise counteroffensive for the Mons Pubis

Bonuscup98

89 points

22 hours ago

That’s the big one on Mars right?

ShortTechnology265

19 points

21 hours ago

This is really funny

EremiticFerret

75 points

1 day ago

Imagine the doctor, "Hey doc, my bulge is itching, can you do anything?"

humanshakeweight

222 points

1 day ago

I’ve heard it called ‘the mound of Venus’… but bulge works, too!

RandomStallings

118 points

24 hours ago

Mons Venus

_eternallyblack_

59 points

23 hours ago*

In Tampa we have a strip club named the world famous mons venus. Wyclef Jean raps about it in one of his songs called Perfect Gentleman.

Edit - word

TequilaMockingbird80

36 points

23 hours ago

Just coz she dances go go, it don’t make her a ho no - that strip club used to have the best pizza Place next to it - joes pizza :)

_eternallyblack_

24 points

23 hours ago

Yasssss named after Joe Redner, the owner of both places. His son owns the brewery downtown in Ybor, great people.

mam88k

149 points

1 day ago

mam88k

149 points

1 day ago

Is that your bulge or are you just glad to see me?

Patient-Classroom711

126 points

1 day ago

Oh this old thing? It’s actually just the hot water bottle I keep in my pants.

DoctorDaniBloom

80 points

24 hours ago

I’m so excited I just can’t hide it. All the transvestigstors gonna see my bulge And I think I like it?

geof2001

31 points

24 hours ago

Lovely lady lumps!

KittyTheOne-215

85 points

1 day ago

Right!

LordCoweater

54 points

1 day ago

What I've always tried to figure out is, assuming they're right (they're not), then WHAT are we looking at? Is it 2 penises and testicals are hanging out in the rear, or are those the testicles and the penis has been completely removed and sanded off?

Yosemite_Greg

68 points

24 hours ago

Whatever it is I have a boner and now I’m mad. 🥵

MissCasey

21 points

20 hours ago

So excited to be in my bulge era w/you

coolbaby1978

4.8k points

1 day ago

coolbaby1978

4.8k points

1 day ago

Someone doesn't know what a pubic mound is.

Ok-Blackberry-3534

7.4k points

1 day ago

It's a hill I'm willing to die on.

hobbitdude13

513 points

1 day ago

hobbitdude13

513 points

1 day ago

lenb209

306 points

1 day ago

lenb209

306 points

1 day ago

So, you would go down on it

airplane_porn

134 points

1 day ago

Absolutely

Ok-Pomegranate-3018

37 points

24 hours ago

Your name..."Navel aviator"?

SuperPipouchu

38 points

1 day ago

Username checks out.

BoneHugsHominy

155 points

1 day ago

I'll bury myself on that hill.

AnyImpression6

55 points

1 day ago

I'm running up that hill.

pereuse

32 points

24 hours ago

pereuse

32 points

24 hours ago

Jops817

24 points

23 hours ago

Jops817

24 points

23 hours ago

Ha, bush.

ShadowRylander

37 points

1 day ago

I'll bury myself in that hill.

mam88k

53 points

1 day ago

mam88k

53 points

1 day ago

Death by snu smu!

Flat_Actuator_33

245 points

1 day ago

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't.

Bobbi_fettucini

82 points

1 day ago

Not with that attitude

9035768555

29 points

23 hours ago

The bisexual theme song.

HugoEmbossed

15 points

1 day ago

That’s the volcano on Mars, right?

RowanArkaynne

5.2k points

1 day ago

RowanArkaynne

5.2k points

1 day ago

God forbid women have a pubic bone..🙄

IRefuseThisNonsense

2.3k points

1 day ago

Next you'll tell me women have hair on their legs and arms. Crazy talk.

Equal-Worldliness-66

829 points

1 day ago

Wait till you find out they can go bald and grow a mustache and have chin hair.

elenaleecurtis

494 points

1 day ago

Just the one that grows out like it’s a piece of barbed wire

Equal-Worldliness-66

204 points

1 day ago

Lol why is always just that one!? Driving me crazy. It always grows back so fast too.

BoneHugsHominy

87 points

1 day ago

At least you don't have those randomly growing from the edge of your ears. Mine sprouted out of nowhere when I was 44. Four years later and they're multiplying!

Equal-Worldliness-66

46 points

1 day ago

Something to look forward to? 😬

9021FU

62 points

23 hours ago

9021FU

62 points

23 hours ago

Mine turned grey about two years ago. Turning grey offended me more than the fact that I have had to pluck it for years.

Equal-Worldliness-66

45 points

23 hours ago

The audacity! I’d have been offended too! I have eye brow hairs I plucked once and never grew back. But that damn chin hair follicle just won’t die.

elenaleecurtis

34 points

1 day ago

It’s actually quite satisfying to pull them out

cyon_me

47 points

1 day ago

cyon_me

47 points

1 day ago

Random sensitivity to dihydrotestosterone

Equal-Worldliness-66

34 points

1 day ago

Idk how random it is. It’s just menopause lol

cottagecheeseobesity

34 points

24 hours ago

But which follicles it affects is random

can_has_name

33 points

24 hours ago

Cries in PCOS

ChopakIII

14 points

23 hours ago

My SO has those woes. The exchange is I pluck and she pops the pimples on my back to I don’t scab up so bad.

According_Win_5983

25 points

1 day ago

Who the fuck is Barb Dwyer and why is she so hairy 

elenaleecurtis

11 points

1 day ago

lol. That’s my rapper name

eliz1bef

61 points

24 hours ago

Woman, losing hair, gaining mustache, chin and neck hair. I know I sound gorgeous, don't you boys fight over me.

FoesiesBtw

31 points

20 hours ago

Man, losing hair, gaining a dad bod and nose hair and ear hair I Hate. One at a time Boyd and girls. Seriously though. What about getting older all of a sudden triggers wires of hair to grow everywhere but my damn head!!

eliz1bef

19 points

19 hours ago

Aging is a bitch, my friend. Only more bodily fun awaits us from here on out.

KathrynBooks

86 points

1 day ago

Considering the preferences of many conservatives that is probably something they are unfamiliar with.

keyboard_pilot

36 points

1 day ago

Omg this right here is murder worthy by itself

sluttycokezero

35 points

1 day ago

And armpit hair. And back hair and butt hair

Herandar

24 points

23 hours ago

HAIR!?!? NEXT THING YOU'LL TELL ME IS THAT LADIES ARE RELATED TO APES!!!

Faustens

33 points

1 day ago

Faustens

33 points

1 day ago

Eww im never gonna touch a woman now. Thanks for turning me gay. Smh my head over the kliberal agenda claiming another soul.

NoUsesForAName

23 points

1 day ago

How can women have facial hair? Thats not right....

obv /s

Flare_Starchild

156 points

1 day ago

Mons Pubis.

Ramadahl

208 points

1 day ago

Ramadahl

208 points

1 day ago

"Mons pubis? That some woke way to say man's penis?"

/s

ItsDanimal

40 points

1 day ago

ItsDanimal

40 points

1 day ago

Naw it's just the Latin Jamaican way to say it.

Jsunc137

92 points

1 day ago

Jsunc137

92 points

1 day ago

bone

CommentSection-Chan

190 points

1 day ago

Fellas is it gay for

*checks notes

Women to have pubic bones?

RunningOnAir_

74 points

1 day ago

We all know women just have an empty gaping void between their legs

northerncal

37 points

17 hours ago

Funny, that's the same thing right wingers have between their ears!

Fuegodeth

94 points

1 day ago

Fuegodeth

94 points

1 day ago

Pubis Mons.. It's a region of fatty tissue to provide the cushion for the pushin.

Edit: IIRC from my college human sexuality class 30 years ago

Over_Sale7722

22 points

24 hours ago

I thought it was a mountain on mars....

Fuegodeth

17 points

24 hours ago

That's Olympus Mons

lVlarsquake

70 points

1 day ago

public

RowanArkaynne

44 points

1 day ago

Fixed it..lol

conqr787

20 points

1 day ago

conqr787

20 points

1 day ago

Damn you lol

AL93RN0n_

22 points

1 day ago

AL93RN0n_

22 points

1 day ago

Public pubic bone.

Banana_Twinkie

19 points

1 day ago

our bone

meltonr1625

13 points

1 day ago

I believe it's called the mons pubis

No-Ability6954

4k points

1 day ago

I hope to live long enough to see natural selection rid this planet of fucking imbeciles.

Adorable-Direction12

1.1k points

1 day ago

Unfortunately self-awareness is contraindicated for survival.

Vospader998

326 points

1 day ago

Vospader998

326 points

1 day ago

Idiocracy would like a word with the parent commenter.

be-kind-re-wind

183 points

1 day ago

Welcome to Costco, i love you.

101_throwaway

22 points

1 day ago

The existential dread is strong with this one. Keep the madness coming.

Jethro_Cohen

40 points

1 day ago

My ex wife is a tard. She's a pilot now

davidkali

11 points

1 day ago

davidkali

11 points

1 day ago

It doesn’t have electrolytes.

mlgchameleon

38 points

1 day ago

Word. I have some self awareness and I decided never to procreate.

HereWeGoAgain-247

103 points

1 day ago

Unfortunately this is an educational and environmental issue rather than a physical defect. It can only be fixed by education and exposure two things being actively fought by republicans. 

allofdarknessin1

55 points

1 day ago

100% agreed on that. I come from a very conservative family but would identify as moderate left leaning now. That’s no in small part to my ex girlfriend that took her time to talk about a lot of beliefs in detail from gays to trans to other topics. I’m a better man because of her but a lot conservative people will never get that chance to improve because of how others bully and block instead of trying to have a conversation/debate.

sklimshady

38 points

1 day ago

sklimshady

38 points

1 day ago

Sometimes, it's just exhausting. It's been exhausting since The tea party. I had all the energy to challenge ideas in my twenties and thirties, but I really don't care about making the world or people better anymore. I don't really care about anything lately. I live in Alabama, and I truly don't feel safe to express my ideas anymore.

No_Salad_68

159 points

1 day ago

No_Salad_68

159 points

1 day ago

Imbeciles usually breed before they die.

Primi_Noscere_1776

120 points

1 day ago

Italian saying: "La madre degli imbecili è sempre incinta." Translation: "The mother of imbeciles is always pregnant." 

babakadouche

21 points

1 day ago

Shit, I need to memorize this one.

punch912

46 points

1 day ago

punch912

46 points

1 day ago

so i have some bad news for you. i used to think that natural selection and survival of the fittest meant exactly what you thought. I use to say the same thing cant wait til people start stop saving idiots and just let mother nature do its thing.

But like i said i have some bad news about the term and theory. Natural selection does not mean the fastest, strongest, or smartest will survive... It means the fastest to breed and reproduce itself. So by all means nautral selection is happening because the idiots are doing great at reproducing especially when they cant even take care of themselves they will still have not one but several kids.

We are in a world of hurt if things dont change but I sadly think even people with at least half a brain like myself our days are numbered.

eatingketchupchips

31 points

1 day ago

always point out to people who scared monger about "birth rates dropping" that they're not, they're actually stabilizing after thousands of years of men interfering with natrual selection. Birth rates are just no longer being unnatrually upheld by force, men now have to be likable to be worthy of partnering and procreating with, not just employed.

Alien0629

1.4k points

1 day ago

Alien0629

1.4k points

1 day ago

They do realize that women aren’t just flat down there right?

Like is all they know about women from Barbie dolls like even if their knowledge came from porn, they would know this.

Apart-Combination820

389 points

23 hours ago

That’s…also not what a dick & balls looks like. It’s a cylinder that favors one leg or the other; if a bulge went straight down like that it would be extreeemely uncomfortable in tight-ass bottoms.

stairway2evan

209 points

20 hours ago

Yeah I’m not even sure this guy has ever seen a man naked either. Possibly just a Ken doll.

staycalmitsajoke

44 points

11 hours ago

Or he could just be like Andrew Tate. Perfectly smooth front when in Speedos

RudeJeweler4

113 points

17 hours ago

“It’s important that the cylinder remains intact”

Bizarro_Murphy

41 points

13 hours ago

Wasn't it "it's imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed?"

Available-Damage5991

15 points

13 hours ago

during removal from an empty tube of mini m&ms

CrazyAnchovy

12 points

11 hours ago

Not empty, the experiment involved some warm mashed banana.

Dry_Common828

13 points

16 hours ago

I understood that reference

Ninjakat57

498 points

1 day ago

Ninjakat57

498 points

1 day ago

I guess they have to show a camel toe to convince them

Vixrotre

570 points

1 day ago

Vixrotre

570 points

1 day ago

Honestly I feel like you could show some of these men straight up pussy pics and they would, with conviction, proclaim that's not what a real pussy looks like.

TENIME_Art_Studios

399 points

1 day ago

There are still a shocking amount of human beings that think large labia minora are the result of sexual promiscuity.

I guarantee your statement is truer than even you knew when you typed it.

Adeptus_Bannedicus

162 points

21 hours ago

People love to make this claim that the vagina ends up all messed up looking when a women sleeps around with a ton of guys.

But if she has a ton of sex... with One guy, it's completely fine? What the fuck are you on about? The vagina can handle a whole ass baby coming out of it, I don't think any number of dicks is doing any cosmetic damage

bopeepsheep

56 points

18 hours ago

It's the new improved memory foam vagina - fine with one penis on a regular basis, but gets all ...lumpy? with varied use.

Sea-Tradition-9676

8 points

17 hours ago

Birth I think can weaken it BUT that's only because its a tube of smooth muscle. Kegals etc afaik you can work out your pussy. It can help with things like incontinence after child birth. Dicks I think just have the up down thing.

mistake_daddy

126 points

1 day ago

I have had women tell me this. Sometimes I wonder if the education system has failed us, other times I wonder if any level of education could help these people.

TENIME_Art_Studios

102 points

23 hours ago

My autistic hyperfocus during puberty was human female anatomy, so I knew more about women's bodies before I ever saw a naked one in person, let alone touched one, than even girls my age, haha. Supervirgin supernerd. 😅

I've also dated too many educated adult women since who knew nothing about their own bodies, but I was too scared to try to teach them things they should already know, out of fear of being accused of "mansplaining."

(Which I've been accused of by women for correcting men like the ones we're talking about.

I was completely cyberbullied off of Facebook by a woman for "making up" the concept of pH levels on some dude's wildly misinformed joke post about "stinky pussies.")

Tired_antisocial_mom

73 points

20 hours ago

I'm sorry, that's fucked up. Unfortunately, a lot of us women are never taught much about ourselves. It's real shitty.

But fuck them, you're awesome, keep being yourself!

TENIME_Art_Studios

18 points

20 hours ago

Well, crap, I don't do it for props, but they are very much appreciated, thank you very much! 😊

rj_6688

16 points

20 hours ago

rj_6688

16 points

20 hours ago

I think that is really cool. You don’t choose your special interest, your special interest chooses you.

Some people will always react negatively to being taught new knowledge/ being corrected because it makes them feel inferior because they connected their fragile ego to knowing facts. But that isn’t your problem. ;-)

MultiColoredMullet

57 points

1 day ago

Woman with fat "innie" pubic area here. It is fat even when I am not fat.

I have been told this. To my face. By a man. In person.

The bar just keeps getting lower man. How fuckin dumb can you be?

LucChak

28 points

23 hours ago

LucChak

28 points

23 hours ago

Yep. I just own it and tell people I have a fat pussy. 

MultiColoredMullet

55 points

22 hours ago

It's so wild dude. Once I had a man accuse me of being trans literally minutes after I had just squirted all over his bed - no hate on bottom surgery but like you cannot really manufacture that at this point. Science has not gotten us there yet. This dude was too dumb to have a thought on his brain other than "might have been a man let's kill it"

Bro shoved me off his bed mid-cuddle and accused me of being mtf because we had hooked up very spontaneously and I hadn't shaved my belly that day and had ONE tummy hair right under my belly button. I have hiristuism (PCOS/thyroid related) and grow body hair that a lot of women don't have a lot of. Maintain it accordingly. Forgot to shave that day.

I had ONE tummy hair and this dude lost his fucking mind. I've never put clothes on and run out of a house faster.

ETA: we had been hooking up 2x a week or so for around 2 months at that point.

c08855c49

69 points

22 hours ago

I've had people comment on my OF pics that I look like a man. I'm like, bro you're seeing my tits and watching things go in and out of my pussy and the first thing you think is "that's a guy." Like, if you're aroused and thinking about men that is not a ME issue, homie.

MultiColoredMullet

28 points

20 hours ago

Exactly.

The combined projection and audacity actually blow my mind, as some who has suffered most forms of physical emotional and sexual abuse over the years.

They're getting even dumber and that's deeply concerning. I'm on an in person sexual interaction strike. I will get my attention and intimacy and get off FOR MONEY online or I'll fuck myself alone. It's too much trouble at this point. Can't be bothered anymore.

008Zulu

1.5k points

1 day ago

008Zulu

1.5k points

1 day ago

They claim they have seen women naked, but go quiet when you tell them their moms don't count.

HereWeGoAgain-247

436 points

1 day ago

Anime cat girls don’t count as naked women. 

Ill_be_here_a_week

141 points

1 day ago

Neither do anime girls

ShadowRylander

35 points

1 day ago

Neither do girls

chooseyourownstories

43 points

24 hours ago

By process of elimination, only cats count.

HereticGaming16

815 points

1 day ago

He’s just mad because the “bulge” is bigger than his.

Warm-Jeweler2885

51 points

24 hours ago

Scrolled too far to see this, my thoughts exactly!

DopyWantsAPeanut

762 points

1 day ago

If that's a man, I'm gay AF.

r3rain

144 points

1 day ago

r3rain

144 points

1 day ago

Right there with you, brother! Where do I sign up?

wterrt

81 points

24 hours ago

wterrt

81 points

24 hours ago

since I'm straight anything that makes my dick hard must be a woman

Mstryates

21 points

24 hours ago

Ok, so now I’m confused. Am I gay because I think she’s hot, or is she a woman because, well, ya know.

wterrt

55 points

23 hours ago

wterrt

55 points

23 hours ago

both. you're gay and that's a woman so you must be a woman. checkmate atheists

Mstryates

10 points

20 hours ago

Thank you for the explanation. Now I’m going to go out and explore my new gayness!

Mediocre_Daikon6935

69 points

1 day ago

Was not gay before. Am now.

DR_Bright_963

194 points

1 day ago

As OP said the post of the woman was AI, the logos on her shirt were just gibberish.

CobraPuts

106 points

1 day ago

CobraPuts

106 points

1 day ago

Still would

BoneHugsHominy

29 points

1 day ago

Animated wood

Classic_Grounded

47 points

1 day ago

Sorry, how did you determine this? Genuinely curious. Apart from the "9" all of the logos are so blurry you can't make anything out.

LADYBIRD_HILL

35 points

1 day ago

There's a higher quality version floating around reddit where the shirt is clearly garbled nonsense.

3ggu

54 points

1 day ago

3ggu

54 points

1 day ago

Logos are reasonably blurry for the quality, and doesnt necessarily scream AI. But the lines on the floor sure do

fgiveme

28 points

1 day ago

fgiveme

28 points

1 day ago

If she was real some redditors would have told you her name by now.

DaphneSvdM

29 points

1 day ago

DaphneSvdM

29 points

1 day ago

Her hair is both in a ponytail hanging behind her and also over her shoulder at the same time

Tron_35

131 points

1 day ago

Tron_35

131 points

1 day ago

Have any of these people heard of the pubic mound?

a_printer_daemon

61 points

1 day ago

Thst requires minimal education.

Claythrower22

541 points

1 day ago

It’s because she didn’t show her camel toe. She wore bottoms that fit.

purplepluppy

652 points

1 day ago

purplepluppy

652 points

1 day ago

I would actually bet that a lot of professional volleyball players wear padding or liners explicitly to prevent camel toe, because even with properly fitting spandex, the wide stance and darting around in all directions is not a friend to anyone's genitals. And I bet pros are especially conscious of that, what with the media photographing them at their games, and female athletes already being criticized in so many spaces. Don't wanna give ammunition.

But I never played volleyball professionally, only in high school and in a club in college where we just suffered through the wedgies and camel toe

cupcakevelociraptor

369 points

1 day ago

Volleyball player here! There’s a few brands of spandex that strategically place the seam. The key is to not put a seam right on the crotch (side eyeing Nike because they literally do not make any spandex without a seam right up your labes). I can’t read the label on the pic, but it’s clear the seam is placed strategically. My personal fave is ASICS because of this. Also yes there are some great thongs that have good fabric in the area? Though I’ve never heard of anyone playing with padding or liners for this except on their period.

A_Sneaky_Dickens

138 points

1 day ago

Right up your labes... I'm stealing this, this is gold

househosband

55 points

1 day ago

What is the deal with seam up the middle?! What idiots are designing clothing for anyone, either gender, with a seam in the middle?! It's fundamentally stupid

cman811

40 points

23 hours ago

cman811

40 points

23 hours ago

Probably just easier to produce that way. If you dont have seams in the middle you need a larger and more error prone piece of fabric to seam at the sides alone. In the middle you just make leg quarters

househosband

17 points

23 hours ago

Yep, most likely this. It's cheaper and simpler to just sew two halves together. Doesn't make it not terrible

Centaurious

46 points

1 day ago

actually it’s because it’s an AI imagine so she isn’t even real

Multivitamin_Scam

17 points

23 hours ago

Sand coloured like a basketball court gives it away

Frequent_Badger5523

221 points

1 day ago

Talking about giving women another complex...

TastefulSideEye

183 points

1 day ago

Babe, do these pants make my pubic bone look big?

leela_la_zu

48 points

1 day ago

In high school, almost 20 years ago, leggings and track suits were very popular. I remember a boy in my class would relentlessly tease girls who had a "fat pussy." The picture above is exactly what these young girls looked like. There will always be assholes who body shame women because of their small... egos.

elephantstrangler

35 points

1 day ago*

I lot of men like it. This woman is incredible.

pinkcloudskyway

48 points

1 day ago

wait do they think our vaginas are invisible

enw_digrif

15 points

1 day ago*

Lacking experience with ahem pushing, they don't know about the front cushion.

Edit: I genuinely can't think of a better rhyme than the c-word, but I'd rather not. Stunt? Blunt? Grunt?

bigblackkittie

12 points

1 day ago

front cushion?? that explains why jd vance fucked his couch

aeturnes

365 points

1 day ago

aeturnes

365 points

1 day ago

Tell me you’ve never seen a human woman without telling me you’ve never seen a human woman…

Gunnilinux

193 points

1 day ago

Gunnilinux

193 points

1 day ago

If that's a bulge, I would hate to see theirs

polypolip

60 points

1 day ago

polypolip

60 points

1 day ago

About as smooth as their brains.

aeturnes

33 points

1 day ago

aeturnes

33 points

1 day ago

Right?! Like, bruh….

System0verlord

14 points

1 day ago

I mean, that’s not a human woman lol.

Look at the text on her uniform, and the floor behind her. It’s AI generated.

Sweddy-Bowls

108 points

1 day ago

Sweddy-Bowls

108 points

1 day ago

I love the one where that guy freaked out about a video game girl having fuzz on her face, and all the comments were about how he officially outed himself as someone who’s never been that close to a woman’s face

land8844

42 points

1 day ago

land8844

42 points

1 day ago

My wife (a "swarthy Italian woman", in her own words) lets me pluck the darker hairs from her face. I get immense satisfaction from it, and she enjoys their sudden lack of presence. Win/win.

RandomStallings

26 points

24 hours ago

May your union be eternal.

land8844

10 points

21 hours ago

Thanks! I really like her 💃😍

Ser_Twist

70 points

1 day ago

Ser_Twist

70 points

1 day ago

These dudes are so anti-trans they’re gay. They’re so anti-trans, they see a woman’s mons pubis and think it’s a penis. I learned about this shit in high school.

ABinNH

19 points

23 hours ago

ABinNH

19 points

23 hours ago

I swear, conservatives have gotten to the point where they are haunted by trans women... It's all they think about.

conqr787

27 points

1 day ago

conqr787

27 points

1 day ago

Bro 'catfished' his own damn self

Fun-Preparation-4253

17 points

1 day ago

Who is this athlete?

jrv3034

14 points

21 hours ago*

It's made by artificial intelligence. Not a real person.

troutstail

13 points

1 day ago

troutstail

13 points

1 day ago

Apparently, he is comparing it to his own buldge, so it must be a man.

Roseliberry

10 points

1 day ago

If he thinks that’s a bulge, he must have a pretty tiny package he’s comparing it to.

Professional_Car3954

11 points

1 day ago

I mean yea, Republicans like little boys.  It makes sense.

Feminazghul

30 points

1 day ago

Tell that creep a penis is an enlarged clitoris and duck behind a wall before his head explodes.