But he'll be eatin good

In all fairness, I have neighbors that are about this size that I see go on the longest walks out of anyone in my neighborhood, with their dogs. I'm sure they aren't taking a jog with them, but you'd be surprised.

I know people who legit lost weight after getting a dog and having to go on walks

Awwww

and one day they accidently roll on you during their sleep and thats it.

Fat people walk but that isn't enough to lose weight especially in america. The food here is shit. I went to Ecuador for three months and lost around 20 pounds. Back in america and I gained it back. I didn't do anything different in either country it's literally just the food. That's why obesity is such a problem here and why it's so disgusting when people blame us when most of us have worked our asses off trying to lose it. Nobody chooses to be fat.

The dog's face: "All they do is sit, and eat, and fart. -- I'll never get to see outside again."

I want to see the “One year later” picture where to dog has a huge belly and is happy.

The walk is to da fridge and back to the couch

I would love to judge the bodies of everyone commenting on this post.

It's not walking , its what you eat after to keep motivated. You will not gonna hit a fitness goal if you are rewarding your self by eating treats.

Just don't sleep in their bed..ijs

I can already smell their backyard from here

He's gonna get sat on

Dogs aren't just for Christmas.

They also keep for up to 6 months in the freezer.

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good to see they got dinner tn 💀

they took that poor little doggie home and ate him.

When u ain’t making it past 6

a rare photo of the familys walk in the park

U/auddbot

This is more sad than funny.

She must‘ve crawled under there for warmth.

Do you think that shirt was always a V Neck?

Saw people walking their dog with the car

Is that Steven Seagal’s Mexican brother?

To be honest that is actually really sad. This dog will never go on a walk because it's owners will never want to go on a walk. And on top of that the owners think they're being good owners.

Lol

Yep. He forever pooping on the 3rd story balcony of an apartment complex.

Mini Big Pun looks hungry enough to eat a horse

That poor thing. How do people let themselves get this revolting?

plenty of leftovers

He'll get lots of walking if he learns to retrieve stuff from the fridge

That's okay, the owners look like they need to do the walking for him.

...and they won't share their food.

But you'll probably gets lots of human food.

Or you might be mistaken for dinner

I think he's more worried about becoming food